Toys for Tots Rejects Jesus Dolls

[Cuda]

I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.

[Uncle Fester]

I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.

Here's the deal. You get your toilet book off of my counter and I won't come over there and punch you in the brain.

[titlover]

I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.

Here's the deal. You get your toilet book off of my counter and I won't come over there and punch you in the brain.

here I come....

[Schmeck]

They should turn it down because it is a lame fucking toy.

[Felix]

They should turn it down because it is a lame fucking toy.

werd.....

the talking Jesus looks too much like Randy "The Macho Man" Savage.......

[Goober McTuber]

"We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family "

I can just picture the little Jewish kid building a little cross for it.

[Headhunter]

I know I shouldn't be laughing at Goobs. Fiery hell pit out front should have told me....

[Katy]

I remember when Toys for Tots first started. They took used, or broken or discarded toys and fixed them up to give to poor kids.

Now they only accept the new & unwrapped.

Fuck 'em.

It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.

[Headhunter]

That's because the goods don't really go from Goodwill to the poor. The sell 'em in resale shops, skim a shitload off the top, claim tax exempt status and profit off the poor. It's an American tradition.

Nobody is going to buy your piss stained couch and place it in a slightly poorer hovel.

[Cuda]

Werd, Hoontah.

Best way to get rid of an old couch is to put it out with the trash so some wetback can come along and steal it.

[Katy]

That's because the goods don't really go from Goodwill to the poor. The sell 'em in resale shops, skim a shitload off the top, claim tax exempt status and profit off the poor. It's an American tradition.

Nobody is going to buy your piss stained couch and place it in a slightly poorer hovel.

Sad.

Around here they do toys for tots and shop with a cop. Last year, I went to our local mall and took a child's wishlist from the Christmas tree and bought their Christmas for them.

[Cuda]

That's because the goods don't really go from Goodwill to the poor. The sell 'em in resale shops, skim a shitload off the top, claim tax exempt status and profit off the poor. It's an American tradition.

Nobody is going to buy your piss stained couch and place it in a slightly poorer hovel.

Sad.

Around here they do toys for tots and shop with a cop. Last year, I went to our local mall and took a child's wishlist from the Christmas tree and bought their Christmas for them.

Sweet of you.

That way, Mommy & Daddy get to buy more beer, dope & cigs for theyselves

[Katy]

I'm sure you're right, Cuda. I just can't stomach a kid going without. As a single parent, I know how hard tough times can get for people.

[Atomic Punk]

It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.

Anyone just needs access to a truck and then take ALL of your unwanted furniture and shit to an apartment complex and abandon it.

I got so good at it that I actually had a shelving unit and left it near an apartment complex dumpster. I had a whole bunch of old computer monitors that I soak in a swimming pool and then stacked them on the shelves. I went back there the next day and all of them were gone. I went back again a few days after then I saw two of those monitors put back on the shelving. I could only imagine the electrical damage done to those dumbfucks apartment, trailer, whatever after that.

Oh, I remember when my huge Mitsubishi died the day of a Super Bowl. I went down to the local store and bought a new one just in time. I put the old one in the box and left it on the curb looking like it was new since I taped the box back up. It was gone in 10 minutes. Unfortunately I didn't have time to dunk it in a pool or pour water into the vents. Seeing the game took precedence.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.

You must have some really fancy Goodwills down there in Alabamer, or whatever red state it is you're from. Up here, you just dump your shit off in some garage behind the store, and they get to sort through it. Pretty good deal for everyone involved.

[Katy]

It's the same with Goodwill. I tried to donate furniture to them once and that was a nightmare. Basically the furniture has to be absolutely perfect condition. Guess there are a lot of picky poor people in the world.

You must have some really fancy Goodwills down there in Alabamer, or whatever red state it is you're from. Up here, you just dump your shit off in some garage behind the store, and they get to sort through it. Pretty good deal for everyone involved.

I'm in Kentucky.

[Felix]

I'm in Kentucky.

all I can do is offer you my heartfelt sympathy........

[ElvisMonster]

Why the fuck would Muslims and Jews be getting Christmas presents anyway?

[Y2K]

Rack Goobs.....

Racks again for AP's dunking of Electronic Shit

and RACK the hell outta Moonstah...........
Take the Jesus Doll and shut the fack up.............

[Mr. Belvedere]

Toys for Tots Rejects Jesus Dolls

Thank christ.

[poptart]

Rack Goober!

[Jack]

two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong
...

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

"We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family "

I can just picture the little Jewish kid building a little cross for it.

RACK[sup]2[/sup]* and thanks for the new sig!




* Except for the fact that we are forbidden by Jewish Law to be poor, it conflicts with our world domination plans. LTS & Marty out front shoulda told ya. Jesus has no place in Christmas anyway so people should quit bitching about it. :-)

[Felix]

Why the fuck would Muslims and Jews be getting Christmas presents anyway?

that's a great question.......

[Cueball]

Merry Chri err Happy Hol err fuck if I know what this years catch phrase is. Just pass the fuckin gravy Grandma

[jtr]

what's next? Jesus Transformers that turn into a Church

[BSmack]

Looks like the Marines decided to cut and run.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061116/ap_ ... ll_charity

I wonder if this one comes with the Kung Fu grip.

[Tom In VA]

That doll looks like Vlad Kilmer playing Jim Morrison.

[jtr]

Chuck Norris doesn't worship jesus, jesus worships Chuck Norris.