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Grass Dick
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:55 am
by Jack
Chinese Eye Exam
If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
*****
為“怎麼說”困擾嗎
急事--慢慢的說﹔大事--清楚的說﹔小事--幽默的說﹔
沒把握的事--謹慎的說﹔沒發生的事--不要胡說﹔
做不到的事--別亂說﹔ 傷害人的事--不能說﹔
討厭的事--對事不對人的說﹔
開心的事--看場合說﹔傷心的事--不要見人就說﹔
別人的事--小心的說﹔自己的事--聽聽自己的心怎麼說﹔
現在的事--做了再說﹔ 未來的事--未來再說.............
諧後語
老頭喝稀粥----無齒下流
禿子打傘----無法無天
老頭坐搖籃----裝孫子
王八看綠豆----看對眼了
飛機上吹喇叭----響得高
竹籃打水---- 一場空
鼾聲
外子睡覺打鼾﹐常使我不勝其擾﹐一日心血來潮﹐用錄音機把他的鼾聲
錄下﹐然後再放。結果他從睡夢中驚醒﹐猛推我叫道﹕“太太﹗我從來
不知道女人打鼾聲這麼大聲的。”
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:08 am
by Cueball
T.L.O.T.S
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jack started out as a really shitty poster, and went downhill from there.
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:54 pm
by OUMO
With that avatar he can post as many times as he wants.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:15 am
by Bobby42
OUMO wrote:With that avatar he can post as many times as he wants.
~~~muff~~~~
I agree..!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:07 am
by Jack
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:30 am
by Dinsdale
In case any of you losers care, I might possibly be fucking a chick with tits about like that. In, oh, say...about 2 hours.
We'll see how it goes.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
Yeah, nice avatar but Jack still sucks out loud.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:19 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Dinsdale wrote:In case any of you losers care, I might possibly be fucking a chick with tits about like that. In, oh, say...about 2 hours.
We'll see how it goes.
Well ... we're waiting!
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:46 am
by Jack
Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, nice avatar but Jack still sucks out loud.
WOW, thems sound like fighting words!!
Get my gun, ma!!
I'm goin ta shoot me a GOOBER!!
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:51 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
See, Jack, posts like ^THAT is why your sucktitute is universally apparent.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:10 am
by Dinsdale
But hey!!
If you're going to imitate another's posting style!!
How can you go wrong with Wolfman!!
LOL!!
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:08 am
by Jack
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:See, Jack, posts like ^THAT is why your sucktitute is universally apparent.
Now, should that be suckitude?? Because that sounds more grammatically correct.
Sucktitute (Suck Tit Yoot) sounds like something said in the movie "My Cousin Vinny"
I am no longer a Yoot but I do enjoy sucking tit!
Either way, thanks for paying attention to me and my postings..
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:16 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Jack wrote:Either way, thanks for paying attention to me and my postings.
Oooh. Oooh. I know this one!! This is where you claim BODE
and residence in our collective domes.
