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I wanna be a ho, by....
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:34 pm
by JCT
Mike Tyson.
This juicy bit is for those three ladies out there who’ve always dreamed of going a round with boxer Mike Tyson. Tyson is apparently in talks with sex madame Heidi Fleiss to become a featured stud at her legalized brothel for women in Nevada, endearingly called Heidi's Stud Farm, reports the New York Daily News.
"I said, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' He said, 'I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman ... and get paid for it.' And it's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss told the Daily News.
Does every man really fear his women will take off with a convicted rapist who likes chomping on ears?
Fleiss obviously thinks so. She even let it slip to the Daily News that she’s gotten letters from horny, desperate women across America who want her to hurry up and rope Tyson in.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:38 pm
by JCT
He'll be eating his clients children.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:33 pm
by Uncle Fester
The week in review:
Killer Bionic hornets
Nerds using deadly force to score video games
Women paying to get buggered by Mike Tyson
O.J. describing how he murdered his wife (theoretically, of course)
Bob Saget and Tom Arnold considered to be "celebrities"
Michael Jackson being mobbed by fans in England
Dogs and cats living together...
If there is a God why doesn't he just send in the grasshoppers and get it over with?
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:37 pm
by The Seer
Uncle Fester wrote:The week in review:
Killer Bionic hornets
Nerds using deadly force to score video games
Women paying to get buggered by Mike Tyson
O.J. describing how he murdered his wife (theoretically, of course)
Bob Saget and Tom Arnold considered to be "celebrities"
Michael Jackson being mobbed by fans in England
Dogs and cats living together...
If there is a God why doesn't he just send in the grasshoppers and get it over with?
:)
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:46 am
by Rich Fader
mvscal wrote:Nigga gots t'eat, yo.
I have the feeling that Heidi's going to have to explain to Mike that just because it's called "eating pussy" doesn't mean it involves biting and chewing.
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:36 am
by Nishlord
Two late 80s throwbacks desperately seeking attention. WHy don't they just get Milli Vanilli installed in that brothel and have done with it?
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:56 pm
by JCT
Because one is dead?
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:08 pm
by OCmike
And the other is either gay or bi-serious.
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:51 am
by BBMarley
Love the thread title...
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:37 am
by Rich Fader
Love the av...
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:12 am
by The Assassin
BBMarley wrote:Love the thread title...
WAR Who wrote the book of love? Velvet did!
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:05 am
by Gunslinger
mvscal wrote:Nigga gots t'eat, yo.
Where is your next meal nigga?
He just told you!
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:07 pm
by JCT
I think it's time to kick this now spamming retard to the curb.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:21 pm
by Goober McTuber
I agree. I can enjoy his stream-of-semi-consciousness rants, but one more instance of this photo should = gonzo.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:19 am
by FATALFART