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Pick of Destiny...
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:48 am
by Diogenes
So who's seen it?
Planning on checking it out wednesday (did I speel that right Bace)?
Long live Tenacious D.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:53 am
by Rack Fu
Jack Black annoys me more than he entertains me so I'll wait for the rental.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:12 am
by Diogenes
At times he annoys (still havent seen Cuba Libra or whatever the fuck that was called). At times he entertains (Shallow Hal). But this one is actually his baby so I think it will be worth the money and time.
Plus I like the music.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:14 am
by Screw_Michigan
Diogenes wrote:Plus I like the music.
like we already didn't know you're a complete fucking dumbass, this takes the fucking cake.
you and tardowen need to be friends.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:34 am
by Diogenes
Okay, you had to see this coming....
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain!
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was on the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the power slide,
geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow main!
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said ow.
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane!
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!
Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a carny,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:40 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Jaysus. One thing I've noticed from Dio over the years, is that if the music has reached the dusty, bottom corners of .99cent-bindom, he'll inevitably latch onto it.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:44 am
by Rack Fu
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jaysus. One thing I've noticed from Dio over the years, is that if the music has reached the dusty, bottom corners of .99cent-bindom, he'll inevitably latch onto it.
I'm with you. I don't get Tenacious D at all. IMO, nothing worse than a spoof band that takes themselves seriously. Unless I just don't get it.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:51 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Oh, it gets much worse. If I'm not mistaken, Dio is actually a wide-eyed 13 year old school girl, snugged tightly inside the frame of a middle aged fatbody, as he actually digs the "poetic artistry" that is...Jewel.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:53 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, it gets much worse. If I'm not mistaken, Dio is actually wide-eyed 13 year old school girl, snugged tightly inside the frame of a middle aged fatbody, as he actually digs the "poetic artistry" that is...Jewel.
no, you're getting way ahead of yourself. he's throat deep on some dude's cock
while listening to jewel.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:55 am
by Van
They're no Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine but fugget, I kinda like Tenacious D too...
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:58 am
by RadioFan
Diogenes wrote:At times he annoys (still havent seen Cuba Libra or whatever the fuck that was called). At times he entertains (School of Rock).
Fixed.
And no, haven't seen Pick of Destiny. Might rent it someday.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:07 am
by Diogenes
Rack Fu wrote: Unless I just don't get it.
Your best post ever.
Rack all of you losers.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:27 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Diogenes wrote:At times he entertains (Shallow Hal)
One of the worst posters of all-time actually likes one of the worst pieces of cinematic drek of all-time. That movie is about as watchable as bearing witness to you serving up yet another steaming pile of refried rhino shit,
bolding it, and then mashing the submit button.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:42 pm
by Bizzarofelice
She's on that Studio 60 show now. It took me an hour after the show to remember where I knew her from.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:47 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
I thought this was about something else.
sin,
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:29 pm
by helmet
Dio has rocked for a long long time.
Now the time has come to pass the torch.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:04 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
helmet wrote:Dio has rocked for a long long time.
Now the time has come to pass the torch.
goddamn... you beat me to it...
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:34 pm
by AJ
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I thought this was about something else.
sin,
Fifty bucks says he eats it......
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:10 pm
by Mister Bushice
helmet wrote:Dio has rocked for a long long time.
If by that you mean in the repetitive motion of a retard, you are correct.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:03 am
by Diogenes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not in his dome at all....
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:06 am
by Gunslinger
Sometimes I ask myself who the fuck is funding these pieces of shits?
I click here and the moment of clarity causes my bowels to empty faster.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:53 am
by indyfrisco
Did not read the thread but I will "burn and return" as soon as this movie comes out on DVD.
The days of going to the movies are over.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:56 am
by PSUFAN
That's what you think. Once your kid's old enough for The Incredibles 3, you'll be in line for popcorn all the time.
Going to the theater's basically a $50 expense these days...which is ok when the movie is passably good. The Pixar stuff is usually entertaining.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:54 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
e wrote:PSUFAN wrote:That's what you think. Once your kid's old enough for The Incredibles 3, you'll be in line for popcorn all the time.
welcome to my world. i can't remember the last movie i went to at the theater where the adults outnumbered the kids.
3rd, and the kids movies do a better job of living up to the hype. Anyway, we go to the $1.50 theater with the kids, they have all the new releases within a couple of months and it costs us half the price.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:14 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
R-Jack,
I think the kids tickets are $6 or so, but we seem to spend more on popcorn & snacks at the cheap theater. When we take them to the regular theater we bring our own candy.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:35 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:e wrote:PSUFAN wrote:That's what you think. Once your kid's old enough for The Incredibles 3, you'll be in line for popcorn all the time.
welcome to my world. i can't remember the last movie i went to at the theater where the adults outnumbered the kids.
3rd, and the kids movies do a better job of living up to the hype. Anyway, we go to the $1.50 theater with the kids, they have all the new releases within a couple of months and it costs us half the price.
4th, and that's my strategy as well.
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:48 am
by Rack Fu
It didn't even crack the top-10 and only made $1,620 per screen on nearly 2,000 screens. Now maybe Jack Black can go disappear for awhile until his next shitty movie comes out.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:08 am
by bbqjones
i liked it alot better when it was called "ween- live in chicago" .
minus the horrible one trick pony that is jack black
stupid from the get go ten years ago.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:59 pm
by OCmike
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:e wrote:PSUFAN wrote:That's what you think. Once your kid's old enough for The Incredibles 3, you'll be in line for popcorn all the time.
welcome to my world. i can't remember the last movie i went to at the theater where the adults outnumbered the kids.
3rd, and the kids movies do a better job of living up to the hype. Anyway, we go to the $1.50 theater with the kids, they have all the new releases within a couple of months and it costs us half the price.
They had one of those in one of the cities in SoCal that I used to live in. They attract quite the pleasant demographic don't they? Don't know about your burg, but around mine that theater attracted nothing but trailer trash and ghetto blacks. You were guaranteed to have one group of people "Bwahahahaha" their way through the movie while another "Don't go in there, girl!!"-ed their way through it, while some other shlub answered repeated cell phone calls in the back rows of the theater and spoke loud enough that no one could hear the fucking movie. We'd take the kids there for the occasional Pixar or similar flick, since kids all yap through most features anyway, but that's about it. Otherwise, we'd either shell out the $8 for movies that looked good or wait for video. The $1.50 theater seriously blows.
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:55 pm
by Biggie
Can't you see he's the man? Let me hear you applaud! He is more than a man, he's a shiny golden god!
Unrack bbqweenie and his BudOne Airship offspring.