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The Witching Hour
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:47 am
by montinelevin
Yeah, yeah... I'm better than you.
We've been down this road.
Well, I find myself on Lake Conroe with the chick I've been banging all night(she said she wouldn't fuck me because she was friends with my ex-girlfriend). Whatever.
She's been sleeping on the other Queen size bed for the last 3 hours... after the "truth" knocked that shit out.
Ok, the point I'm trying to get at is... I'm drinking some kick ass Vodka and I cant put it down.
Should I spend another night on the lake... or head to Houston and get wasted there today?
The "hardest" part of this is... I keep turning my head and seeing a hot chick(Sabrina) laying on her side with the covers off.
Fuck it... I'm gonna drink all morning here at the Best Western on Lake Conroe. What the fuck am I thinking???
Naked hot chick... Vodka... and a room on the Lake???
My bad.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:04 am
by poptart
Turn on The 700 Club and maybe Pat will guide you to .....
the Truth.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:13 am
by montinelevin
Do you think "Pat" could tell me where my remote is?
I'm stuck on this bad movie with Dustin Hoffman and that guy from Shampoo.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:18 am
by poptart
Shampoo ... ?
Warren Beatty ... ?
Are you drinking vodka, glancing at sleeping ass, and watching Ishtar.d ... ?
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:24 am
by montinelevin
poptart wrote:Shampoo ... ?
Warren Beatty ... ?
Are you drinking vodka, glancing at sleeping ass, and watching Ishtar.d ... ?
Yep.
I guess every silver lining has a cloud.
Re: The Witching Hour
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:02 am
by smackaholic
montinelevin wrote:She's been sleeping on the other Queen size bed for the last 3 hours... after the "truth" knocked that shit out.
translation: I just got done jacking off.
Re: The Witching Hour
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:25 am
by Mississippi Neck
montinelevin wrote:Yeah, yeah... I'm better than you.
We've been down this road.
Well, I find myself on Lake Conroe with the chick I've been banging all night(she said she wouldn't fuck me because she was friends with my ex-girlfriend). Whatever.
She's been sleeping on the other Queen size bed for the last 3 hours... after the "truth" knocked that shit out.
Ok, the point I'm trying to get at is... I'm drinking some kick ass Vodka and I cant put it down.
Should I spend another night on the lake... or head to Houston and get wasted there today?
The "hardest" part of this is... I keep turning my head and seeing a hot chick(Sabrina) laying on her side with the covers off.
Fuck it... I'm gonna drink all morning here at the Best Western on Lake Conroe. What the fuck am I thinking???
Naked hot chick... Vodka... and a room on the Lake???
My bad.
Bwahhhh!!
You're at the Best Western??? Memo to your dumb ass. You're not actually on Lake Conroe. You're in the cheap seats across the highway and in you're in a fleabag motel at that. So don't try and paint a rosy picture to the rest of the board. You're in a discount motel with no lake access. What's next? Are you going to regale us with tails of the chick you picked up at Dollar General??
Re: The Witching Hour
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:36 am
by Smackie Chan
Mississippi Neck wrote:Are you going to regale us with tails of the chick you picked up at Dollar General??
I think he already did. The
tale had a happy ending, with the chick doing an air dance in the final scene.
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:50 am
by Mississippi Neck
Tails tales. Long day.
if I had to endure his love fest for all things Frank Gore. I'd ask her to save the last dance for me.