too much drama

[Sable Jackson]

I went to mah sista's house fa Thanksgivin' and I had mad drama on da holiday.

First of all, dis wuz mah sista's first time cookin da turkey so she don't know what she doin. Turkey come out all dry as hell and the gravy looked like gutter water. She come up askin me if I could help and I told her "I you thinks I'm going to get off the good chair and come bail yo ass out you done lost yo damned mind." I had the good chair and I wasn't bout to let one of my 13 other brothers and sistas or one of their stupid kids or one of their baby-daddys take it from me.

Next, my Gramdmama is old school. When Darnell brought over this little white girl she cold had a fit. "We don't need no white girl. We don't need no white girl stupid side dishes and we most definitely don't need the Devil in this house"" Gradmama said. The white girl sulked the entire time while Darnell would come over and axe how she doin every ten minutes. Little tramp.

Then, and you'll love this shit, my sista Neesy had the damn nerve to bring Rickey over. This wouldn't be such a big deal were Rickey not my sista Sharell's baby daddy and Neesy stole him from her. They ain't spoke nor have they kids seen each other for 6 months but here comes Neesy bringing that no-good Rickey over to see my family. When I opened the door, I told everyone to be cool but by de end of the night Sharell's green bean casserole wuz all over Rickey's face and Neesy had a big black eye.

Too much drama. Fo Christmas I may just stay at home and cook fo mah damn self.

[Cosmo KKKramer]

and Neesy had a big black eye.

How could you tell?

[Uncle Smegma]

How could you tell?

Well she pull down them pants and show him