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For me,it was my wifes brother-in-law...as usual. Hes a decent guy and everything but if you let this guy get past beer or glass of wine #1 then its off to the races for him. He'll get up to excuse himself every ten minutes to refill on whatever hes drinking.

The fun part is after dinner. Hes had extensive martial arts training and is eager to show his "moves" to anyone he can trap in the back yard/ garage. He likes to train his victom in some self defense moves,maybe the use of num-chucks might occur.

This year I had the honor to drive him to the corner store to reload on chew and a 24oz of bagged cheap beer.

What say ye?

I don't remember

Had a Great-Uncle get drunk, pass out in an easy chair, and shit his pants. If that counts.

Husker4ever wrote:Had a Great-Uncle get drunk, pass out in an easy chair, and shit his pants. If that counts.

I'm just around the corner from this, I know it. One second your snoozing in your recliner, your belly is full and the next you try to quietly release a little turkey wind and you awake to a pair of shit filled loafers.

Rip City

Luther wrote:

Husker4ever wrote:Had a Great-Uncle get drunk, pass out in an easy chair, and shit his pants. If that counts.

I'm just around the corner from this, I know it. One second your snoozing in your recliner, your belly is full and the next you try to quietly release a little turkey wind and you awake to a pair of shit filled loafers.

Rip City

Have you reached turkey sharts yet? I came close and I'm only halfway through my 30's.

Sister's husband.

He had a "great bottle of red wine" (Columbia Crest Merlot) that he'd been "saving" :)

He wanted help finishing it off so I managed about a half a glass. He did the rest.

Daddy's pud tasted like Southern Comfort.

--Derron

Uncle Fester wrote:He had a "great bottle of red wine" (Columbia Crest Merlot) that he'd been "saving"

If he "saves" one of those bottles of wine that they sell at 7-11 for $6, he must be one classy guy.

Although I think CC also has Estate bottlings that are slightly higher-end.

His beer of choice is Coors Light.

'Nuff said.

my mother in law got pretty shitty at my place on TG.

If I am looking at you across the table on thanksgiving, laughing at you and thinking "jeez you are really boogared" then chances are you've had too much wine. She was yakity yak yak yaking like a cackling turkey herself, yak yak yak. Her husband (usually kinda quiet, but is good for at least 3-4 good mvscal-esque, racial or political blasts per meal that will make you choke on yer turkey*) was sick with a cold and was dead quiet and wanted to leave right after dinner.

*not choke your chicken, Dog

Anyway she was all shnockered, embarrassing my bro in law talking about him and his childhood "blankies", prolonged breast feeding, and bedwetting. I was literally LMAO all through dinner. heheh. getting the jabbs in the ribs from the wifes elbo.

I was 2nd drunkestes

A quality contribution Timmay,especially enjoyed the description of the father in law.

I also played second chair drunk in our little harlequinade.

2nd chair drunk is definitely where it's at.

Yer, drunk, so you're having a good time, but, there is someone else there to take away any negative attention you might receive. Also, other drunks tend to be a little bit funnier, if you're right there with them.

Rack second chair drunkards.

oh yeah, I was a shining 2nd chair boozebag for sure. After about an hour of my mother in law going on and on about how her 28 yr old godson is graduating art school I'd had enough. She said something about how he'll be making great $$ now and I had to pipe up....


"yeah I hear there's big big money drawing pictures of skulls and hobbits and shit."

dead silence until MY dad started Bwahahahaha'ing uncontrolably. he hates the spoiled OC lil prik.

I think cooking the turkey saved me a kick to the shins under the table from the mrs. And no way mom in law says shit at my house. pops in law almost smiled at that one.

timmay wrote:oh yeah, I was a shining 2nd chair boozebag for sure. After about an hour of my mother in law going on and on about how her 28 yr old godson is graduating art school I'd had enough. She said something about how he'll be making great $$ now and I had to pipe up....


"yeah I hear there's big big money drawing pictures of skulls and hobbits and shit."

dead silence until MY dad started Bwahahahaha'ing uncontrolably. he hates the spoiled OC lil prik.

I think cooking the turkey saved me a kick to the shins under the table from the mrs. And no way mom in law says shit at my house. pops in law almost smiled at that one.

you mean to tell me you didn't go to the I didn't know your godson took it in the ass card?

For shame.

smackaholic wrote:
you mean to tell me you didn't go to the I didn't know your godson took it in the ass card?

For shame.

1. She knows I already know that. bwahahaa!

2.that would have killed the old man with laughter

but i liked the drawing hobbits blast, since he really doesn't draw those, just the faggy skulls and shit

I got fucking trashed on Thanksgiving.

It's cool though, man. I'm already in a wheelchair so people just assume I'm retarded and start helping me eat and shit. I'm all "I WAAAANNTTT TACO BELLL YOOOUU FAAAGGGOOOTTSSS!!!" and at a hoilday gathering, people practically fight over who can be "nicest" to the retard and take me to get food.

My sister's husband's brother-in-law was pretty lit.

W. Cohen wrote:My sister's husband's brother-in-law was pretty lit.

Care to elaborate a bit,I dont really know your sisters husbands bro in law very well.

Trampis wrote:Care to elaborate a bit.

I have a question for you:

A man is rushed to a hospital's ER. The doctor looks down at the man and says, "I can operate on this man, he is my husband."

Who is the doctor?

A.) Doogie Howser
2.) Some broad
D.) Trampis a dumb, humorless cunt

A quick visual shows NO topics started by you on the front page of T1B.Care contribute a bit or are you here for sniping purposes only?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Some broad

RACKs to our local afternoon sports talk show hosts, as they have taken to referring to women excusively as "broads."

Hell, they were on remote from a women's billiards championship or some shit, and they asked the tourney director "hey, can we get one of them broads on here?"

W. Cohen wrote:My sister's husband's brother-in-law was pretty lit.

Rack YOU !! Bwahaha

Rip City

Trampis wrote:A quick visual shows NO topics started by you on the front page of T1B.

Wow! You are quite observant!! <--- Exclamation Points

Did you also notice the inordinate number of tards who have authored topics on the front page? idratherdieifihadhisgenes, mountedbyelevenmen, jack, lrt tr2, justcrushedbyreindeerheels, kneelytakes8", etc, etc, etc.?

Oh btw... to answer the question you keep asking me... I think Pat Healy has your baseball.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I think Pat Healy has your baseball.

You sure it's not Brady Clark?

BTW - his folks moved recently(maybe has something to do with their son cashing in big within the last year?...not that they were living in a dump to begin with...nice neighborhood). This bums me out, since my bud is about to undertake a long housesitting adventure at his folks' house, which features a pretty nice booze selection, so therefore features frequernt visits by the Dinsidrinker. And it chagrins me to no end that I will no longer be able to experience the joy of pissing through the fence into Brady Clark's parent's yard.

W. Cohen wrote:My sister's husband's brother-in-law was pretty lit.

I'm your sister's cousin's father's former barber's mother in law's brother's roomate


or sumpn like that

Dinsdale wrote:so therefore features frequernt visits by the Dinsidrinker.

Why do you hate your liver so much? The terrorists have w... a fuck it.


Seriously, T & P. T& P, bro. The board mourns along with you. No more Brady Clark peeing stories.... <---- insert one of those sadface thingies.

It's all about hope, Brother UCan'tSayNoForever.

There's quite a few promising high school athletes around here*, and I'm sure at some point, one of them will make it big, and have parents that live near me.


* - Don't know if anyone saw the Fox high school game of the week about 3 weeks ago, but it featured Jesuit and Southridge of Beaverton. Jesuit is a private, Catholic, very large, very expensive school, which is buying up championships like they're going out of style. They seem to take particular delight in sweeping all the fall team sports every year. Of the last 21 fall team sports titles to be had, they won something like 13 of them. And they used to be my old school's(sup Donald Fagan) bitch back in the day. Mike Dunleavy Jr is a Jesuit grad, along with a bunch of other pros...none of whom I can think of right now. But ANYHOW -- there's a RB named Weatheroy for Jesuit. You don't have to remember the name, actually -- you'll be hearing it a bunch in the coming years. Somebody freaking cloned Jim Brown and sent him to the U&L(wait...we invented cloning, too) There's another absolute freak monster RB across the Creek in Spuncouver, too.


WTF were we talkng about again?

Trampis wrote:For me,it was my wifes brother-in-law...

W. Cohen wrote:
My sister's husband's brother-in-law was pretty lit.

Care to elaborate a bit,I dont really know your sisters husbands bro in law very well.

You can't make this shit up.

rchive.