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OK--what's missing ??

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061127/ap_ ... tchphrases




like:

"billions and billions" -- Carl Sagan

"He likes it! Hey, Mikey!" - Life cereal commercial.

"And, AWWWAYY WE GO..!!!!" - The Jackie Gleason Show

Pretty much anything said by

Al Swearengen, Deadwood

Whooooole lotta hype about this Deadwood. Guess I should finally give it a go.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Whooooole lotta hype about this Deadwood. Guess I should finally give it a go.

Just finished watching Season 1 on DVD over two days last weekend. Had never seen an episode until then. Great show.

The ones in our dump ain't too bad either:

"What time is the 8th period bell?"
--DiS

"I am looking at you, dickwad."
--A.P.

"I framed my draft card."
--Tommy Virginia

"IF Jesus existed, I'd be as tall as him."
--TVO Sale

"The last ass you got was when you poked through the toilet paper."
--Dinsdale

"My home is my castle, sans a good lock and a fucking air conditioner."
--War Wagon

"Me and Woody are cool (referencing John Wooden)"
--Smackie Zysc810

"My new neighbors likey my dog."
--Poptart

"What tin hat?"
--Martin Red

"I personally find the saying "Oh, he'll fuck anything" to be a positive thing."
--jtr

"Seriously man, your mom is HOT. She has nice tits and her honey box wants my Brahma cock, yeah."
--Raider James

Rip City

you forgot...

(fill in the blank) back in CNY....good times.- wolfie

Bwa Luth

wakey wakey

Bobby42 wrote:"He likes it! Hey, Mikey!" - Life cereal commercial.

RACK!!!!

You big DUMMY!!! -- Fred Sanford

Plot Outline: A misfit reindeer and his friends look for a place that will accept them.

"He's got a shiny nose." "Shiny? I'd even say it glows." - Mrs Donner to Donner

Booby gave up on life the day he was asked to play a lump of coal in the school Christmas play.

Better plot outline.

Middle aged man loses ability to raise his tent pole. Invents erection machine. Electrocutes self in bath tub.

It's not a true catch phrase..the Capital One commercial..family in the boxcar..daughter asks,"What smells like old cheese?" etc hilarious IMO. I tried googling the commercial to get a printable image of Earl/the girl with the disgusted/horrified look on her face..no luck.

100 greatest catch phrases of all time and they have one from that human cock warmer Paris Hilton. Gotta be kidding me.

BTW where's "Beam me up Scotty"? That's gotta be better than "That's Hot"

"Welcome to the O.C., bitch" -- Luke, "The O.C

Really? Over "Beam Me Up, Scotty." Really? Wow. Great list... :rolleyes:

the_ouskull

How ,'bout a few Archie Bunker ones. Shutup you meat head, you and Stifle, Edith are good ones.

R-Jack wrote:Throw his ass out..........He's a n*gger........

RACK 'Tart

“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man…” – Rod Serling “The Twilight Zone”

“Obviously, a major malfunction.” – Challenger flight controller

“Breaking news” – See TV news media

“Open Channel D” – The Man from UNCLE

“I am not a number, I am a free man.” – No. 6 in “The Prisoner”

“You’re going to make it after all.” – “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”

rack "The Prisoner" reset !!

"To the moon, Alice, to the moon!!" - The Honeymooners

"Missed it by ...that much" - Get Smart

"Sorry about that..." - Get Smart

"Open channel D" - The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

"This is the big one..." - Sanford and Son

"Won't you be my neighbor..." - Mr. Rogers

"Kill my landlord, kill my landlord..." - Mr. Robinson

It seems anything Mel Brooks has a part of is filled with Top 100 liners... except the movie Spaceballs.

The TV show "Get Smart" was possibly the funniest spoof show there was. Lot's of good writers back in the 60's and 70's.

Buck Henry was the writer for Get Smart if I remember correctly.

Yes, and Mel Brooks was the man in charge.

Nice team.

That was my favorite show back in the day. KAOS agents everywhere.

Sanford and Son was next.

Hell, I grew up on:

Sid and Marty Kroft shows

For the Phoenix area guys like Jay... it was the local "Wallace and Ladmo" show on KPHO Ch 5?

Gilligan's Island

I Dream of Jeannie

Bewitched

All in the Family

Brady Bunch

Beverly Hiillbillies

Adam 12

Partidge Family

Laugh In (cousin was the blonde Go Go dancer on that show... not Goldie, but the other one)

A whole bunch of others.

All of those daytime shows. I even remember the episode where Tookie Williams was on the Gong Show flexing and nobody had the balls to gong his now dead ass.

This is of course... off topic and a typical hijack attempt.

"Book 'im, Danno"!

'I won't cum in your mouth"

Tape entitled 1983 Christmas memories at the Raydah James household

"I love it when a plan comes together"

--- Dude from the A Team

Sheesh, do I have to do all the heavy lifting??

Notable omissions:

Seinfeld:
Giddyup!
That's a shame
Gold, Jerry, gold!

Star Trek:
Engage!
Make it so!
I'm a doctor, not a ____________.

Monk:
It's a blessing....and a curse.

Beer Commercials:
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters - Hamm's
The Beer that made Milwaukee famous - Schlitz
Pure brewed, in God's Country - Old Style


More power to ya.


Weeeeellll doggies.


Hot mike.


Fascinating.


Shazam!


etc.

speaking of "Spockisms" :
instead of just saying "you've got a bug on you":
"sir, you have a multi-legged creature on your shoulder"
and instead of saying "I'm a vegetarian":
"I do not partake of the flesh of animals"

Good Times

"Solid" - Linc from "Mod Squad"

"This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim" - "Mission Impossible"

"This has been a Screen Gems presentation. dahling" - Eva Gabor "Green Acres"

"...a Quinn Martin production"

"The FBI in Color"

Can't believe nobody's put this one out there:

"The thrill of victory......the agony of defeat"

And that's the way it is.