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Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:21 pm

No, no, no, no, yes, no.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:15 pm

5

the_ouskull

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:29 pm

6 has a fatass gash

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:31 pm

Cool! Are you tunneling in from RtS's machine?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:42 am

5,2,1, 6,4,3

5 is a definite!
2 is okay, nice eyes!
1 would have to initiate things! Nice Smile!

6 after a drink or 2.
4 at midnight, or after and the options were my right hand or her... She would have to initiate and slip me some GHB.
3......If it was really dark and she was the only thing I could see...and would promise to be gone immediately after..
and she had slipped me GHB and 6 or more drinks!

warren · Post by **warren** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:50 am

Where'd you find that, http://www.keystonekunts.com?

Although 5 would be party time.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:49 am

I would have to see them all in a game of naked twister with lots of baby oil before I could accurately assess their fuckability. Form, function, and flexability would have to be factored in with this group of Plain Janes.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:44 am

They all have a lovely garden

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:46 am

88 wrote:6 beers and cab fare

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:33 am

A couple of those tucked-away dudes must have been drunk to pose for that pic.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:02 pm

Maybe it's just that I already started drinking today, but 5 kinda has that Katie Holmes look to her...

...and I'm ready to rank the rest of them as well.

5, 6, 3, 2, 1 (but only from behind) and 4 (but also, only from behind...)

I couldn't imagine having to stare at 1's "I only have tits 'cause I'm kinda fat" titties, or 4's greel for a while... 2 has the "I had a kid, but I'm losing weight again" tuck going on her belly, but she's cute enough, facially, that after a few beers, or if she were clothed, I'm sure I'd get on it. 3's pale, but she's not ugly and she doesn't have a shitty body. 6's only real flaw is she's about 10-15 overweight and her cooter has hidden a few weiners in its day. 5 is a cutie... the other girls must wonder why all of the porn stars want to finish on HER face and not the faces of the others.

the_ouskull

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:10 pm

the_ouskull wrote:6's only real flaw is she's about 10-15 overweight and her cooter has hidden a few weiners in its day.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:18 pm

the_ouskull wrote:Maybe it's just that I already started drinking today, but 5 kinda has that Katie Holmes look to her...

...and I'm ready to rank the rest of them as well.

5, 6, 3, 2, 1 (but only from behind) and 4 (but also, only from behind...)

I couldn't imagine having to stare at 1's "I only have tits 'cause I'm kinda fat" titties, or 4's greel for a while... 2 has the "I had a kid, but I'm losing weight again" tuck going on her belly, but she's cute enough, facially, that after a few beers, or if she were clothed, I'm sure I'd get on it. 3's pale, but she's not ugly and she doesn't have a shitty body. 6's only real flaw is she's about 10-15 overweight and her cooter has hidden a few weiners in its day. 5 is a cutie... the other girls must wonder why all of the porn stars want to finish on HER face and not the faces of the others.

the_ouskull

This post is comedic. fucking. gold.

Werent you the assbead that posted his pic and proclaimed the hoof footed honey glazed ham standing next to you to be your 'girlfriend'? Dont get me wrong, im sure bitch throws down a mean bacon strip after slicing it off her back, and one can never undermine the advantages of having a walking farmer john product with you at all times.......but dont act like you wouldnt happily rail any of these sloppy unrankable whores while thanking god and GOD if given the opportunity.

Just shut the fuck up and rank them-your justification as to why you would hammer these dickpigs is an excercise in futility.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:52 pm

4 has a disco bush

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:59 am

Raydah James wrote:
the_ouskull wrote:Maybe it's just that I already started drinking today, but 5 kinda has that Katie Holmes look to her...

...and I'm ready to rank the rest of them as well.

5, 6, 3, 2, 1 (but only from behind) and 4 (but also, only from behind...)

I couldn't imagine having to stare at 1's "I only have tits 'cause I'm kinda fat" titties, or 4's greel for a while... 2 has the "I had a kid, but I'm losing weight again" tuck going on her belly, but she's cute enough, facially, that after a few beers, or if she were clothed, I'm sure I'd get on it. 3's pale, but she's not ugly and she doesn't have a shitty body. 6's only real flaw is she's about 10-15 overweight and her cooter has hidden a few weiners in its day. 5 is a cutie... the other girls must wonder why all of the porn stars want to finish on HER face and not the faces of the others.

the_ouskull

This post is comedic. fucking. gold.

Werent you the assbead that posted his pic and proclaimed the hoof footed honey glazed ham standing next to you to be your 'girlfriend'? Dont get me wrong, im sure bitch throws down a mean bacon strip after slicing it off her back, and one can never undermine the advantages of having a walking farmer john product with you at all times.......but dont act like you wouldnt happily rail any of these sloppy unrankable whores while thanking god and GOD if given the opportunity.

Just shut the fuck up and rank them-your justification as to why you would hammer these dickpigs is an excercise in futility.

Says the guy that jacks off to pics of himself...

...lame.

Keep on tryin', Gaymes, we're all rootin' for ya.

the_ouskull

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:08 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:15 pm

jtr wrote:1 - unattainable
2 - unattainable
3 - unattainable
4 - unattainable
5 - unattainable

FTFY

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:10 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
jtr wrote:1 - unattainable
2 - unattainable
3 - unattainable
4 - unattainable
5 - unattainable
FTFY

You think he’s got a shot at #6?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:57 pm

Absolutely not...not in this lifetime, anyway.

But dude...have you seen this guy's pics or posts? Hope is all the poor boy has to go on...and as big of an asshole as I pride myself on being, I'm not going to be the one to take that away from him.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:52 am

Harvdog wrote:4 has a disco bush

Melikes.

Sin,
88

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:01 pm

RACK R. James for bringin' the schmack.

RACK dickpigs.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:12 pm

#3 looks like a Chilean Sea Bass. You know she's pasty when you hit her with a money shot and then you can't see it. Of course, from the looks of her, she probably looked like a Red Snapper a few minutes later.

Rack the_ouskull, and rack "I only have tits 'cause I'm kinda fat" titties...

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:57 am

Hooooo---Yah!!! My lap indeed Runneth over.

Yeah That's Right, I'd slather my man gravy all over them Whisker Bicuits...

And then I'd do it all over again just to spite myself!!!

T1B

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