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It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:07 pm
by Comet
In A.D. 2006

Deer were returning.








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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:13 pm
by Salt Lick
You're pretty fly for a fur guy.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:21 pm
by BSmack
Where's my shotgun?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:25 pm
by Rudolph
Up your asshole. Right next to Wolfman's bottle o' Beast.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:26 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:Where's my shotgun?
My guess would be that your wife took it away from you.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:41 pm
by Slasher
make your time

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:46 pm
by Wolfman
aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??

just axin'

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:49 pm
by Salt Lick
Wolfman's bottle o' Beast
they're bottling it now? or it that just a special Christmas thing?

Yo Cupid...nice racing strip!!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??

just axin'
Sorry, Wolfie, but the reindeer trolls are here to keep the board Kevnic-free during the holiday season.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:00 pm
by Donder
Goober McTuber wrote:
Wolfman wrote:aren't you reindeer trolls supposed to
be on another board ??

just axin'
Sorry, Wolfie, but the reindeer trolls are here to keep the board Kevnic-free during the holiday season.
You're welcome.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:03 pm
by Luther
How come I get threatened ?

Rip City

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:04 pm
by Donder
Luther wrote:How come I get threatened ?
I don't think anyone threatened you. I mean, other than "time".

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:05 pm
by Comet
Don't forget "gravity".

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:06 pm
by Donder
maybe a really bad case of rosacea

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:07 pm
by Rudolph
Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.

Go suck on the business end of a 57 mag and make it go BOOM, Callahan.

And you, Mr Hand, take a walk into the high tide and drown yourself.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:09 pm
by Yukon Cornelius
Hahahahahaha!!!

You guys rock.

I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:09 pm
by Donder
Rudolph wrote:Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.
I do feel bad. Give him back his TV in time for the showcase showdown, and get the hard candy from Cupid.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:10 pm
by Donder
Yukon Cornelius wrote:I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!
Your tongue have some sort of sensor on it trying to find fillings in RTS's mouth?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:12 pm
by Yukon Cornelius
I'm just waitin' for wolfie to take his morning nap, then I'm headin' for Florida where the easy gold lies in open, snoring pie holes.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:15 pm
by Comet
Yukon Cornelius wrote: open, snoring pie holes.
Watch out for partially inhaled shellfish.

-RTS's Dentist

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:16 pm
by Comet
Comet wrote: -RTS's Dentist
Uhhh, I don't want to be a dentist any more.

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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:18 pm
by PSUFAN
Any of you nice, uniformed men want to come in for crumpets?

--RtS's mama

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:18 pm
by Yukon Cornelius
Comet wrote:
Comet wrote: -RTS's Dentist
Uhhh, I don't want to be a dentist any more.

Image
You should come with me.

I'm lookin' for GOLD!!!!


Hahahahahahahahah!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:20 pm
by Luther
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FOR SALE

Rip City

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:26 pm
by Rudolph
Want me to wytch it? Or call timmay in to suck you off?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:31 pm
by Comet
Image

Uhhh, looks like you might have a little blood in your semen there, Luth. Might want to get that looked at.

Anyway, you were a pig cop, right?

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Come on, old timer. Don't be so formulaic. Dazzle us. WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:41 pm
by Blitzen
Comet wrote: WAKE UP, ASSHOLE!
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:57 pm
by Luther
Dazzle?

Is that the name of the new reindeer?

Rip City

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:28 pm
by Doug near DC
Is reindeer tenderloin any good?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:37 pm
by Plato
Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.

Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:45 pm
by Cupid
Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:51 pm
by Blitzen
They said it was a Snow Day on the radio.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:52 pm
by Prancer
No worries. All the geezers are busy taking naps and all the tards are busy picking their noses. It's been slow around here.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:00 pm
by Plato
Cupid wrote:Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
Thank god and GOD it wasn't your back this time.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:02 pm
by Cupid
Plato wrote:god and GOD
The war on Santa starts earlier every year. Fucking conservatives are trying to steal Christmas.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:22 pm
by Luther
Cupid wrote:Sorry I'm late, fellas. Leg cramp.
hahahaaaa

Rip City

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:30 pm
by Doug near DC
Plato wrote:Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.

Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
Is that part of reindeer games?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:36 pm
by Plato
Doug near DC wrote:
Plato wrote:Looks like someone wants to suck our loins.

Doug, can you say reindeer bukkake?
Is that part of reindeer games?
Just open up wide and you'll find out. Do you know who your dad is, was he from CNY by any chance?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:38 pm
by Dancer
Doug near DC wrote:Is reindeer tenderloin any good?
Why? You offering up deerjobs?

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:45 pm
by Cupid
Reindeer Games Event Schedule:

10:00 - 11:00 Greased Elf Contest
11:00 - 11:30 Six Legged Race
11:30 - 12:30 Refreshments
12:30 - 2:00 The Running of the Tards
2:00 - 2:30 Live Entertainment (Warrent)
3:00 - 3:30 Trust Falls/Team Building
3:30 - ???? Beers and Hookers