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"to let their vaginas air out."

For some reason, I just can't stop laughing.

It's about 2/3 of the way down the article

Why don't you post her clam or shut the fuck up, you flaming faggot?

BSmack wrote:"to let their vaginas air out."

Women need to wear the underwear. They should be wearing a black unitard. They should wear anything that keeps more of their uterus and more of their meat drapes from spilling out. If not, it looks like someone shoved an octopus up their hoo-ha.

I'll have Santa bring you an octopus if you want to see how it works.

all of the young does are going Commando these days. Santa won't let you bitches fly with pierced twats, ya know...

I'd be in favor of BitchSmack wearing any color underwear. Anything to keep his smelly twat from flapping in here.

Rudolph wrote:Why don't you post her clam or shut the fuck up, you flaming faggot?

Here's your glass dick.

viewtopic.php?t=20903

BTW: I'm finding some good ways to cook you oversized rats.

This dish is called malis in Sami, and should you find yourself in possession of any reasonable amount of reindeer, this is the only way to do it justice. At first glance it may sound a little boring – the only ingredients are water, salt and lots of bits of reindeer. But have faith: something magical happens in the pot, as befits a creature that comes pre-loaded with the hopes and dreams of a billion children. I can only describe the taste as deeply luxurious – rich and really fatty. The nearest comparison is with mutton, but that description alone could never do it justice. You eat the delicious, gelatinous broth alongside the meat, in a pot-au-feu style.

Reindeer stew is best eaten at -30°C sitting on a bed of reindeer skins in a tepee. Whatever you do, don’t eat the tip of the tongue as this, apparently, makes you lie. Incidentally, reindeer are sensitively farmed and utterly free-range due to their migratory needs. Smoked reindeer heart is a great delicacy in Swedish Lapland, and the skins (collected with sound ethics as a meat by-product) are glorious. I’ve managed to convince the nice people at Renprodukter in northern Sweden to sell them to me mail order over the phone.
2L Spring water
20g (about a level tablespoon) Salt
4 x Reindeer ribs
1 reindeer tongue
4 x Reindeer saddle chops
4 x Reindeer shinbones
To serve:
Flat bread – you can get some good stuff from Ikea
Grated reindeer liver (optional)

Put your water, salt and reindeer ribs in a saucepan and heat slowly. Bring to the boil and simmer for 30 minutes, making sure that the meat is always just covered by water (top up if necessary), then add the tongue and saddle. Simmer for another 30 minutes, then add the shinbones, Simmer for another 15 minutes and turn the heat off. Do not discard the broth – this is an essential part of the meal.

Carefully crack the cooked shinbones with a tough knife to extract the bone marrow. Eat this on some flatbread and alternate each mouthful with a sip of the broth. Then get stuck into the rest of the meat, bread and broth.

Mmmmmmm GOOD!

BSmack wrote:malis in Sami

wa Alaykum As-Salām

http://www.thegastronaut.com/Reindeer_Stew_recipe.htm

Props, gasbag. If you want to eat me, just ask nicely. We can be very accomodating. I'll just get it out of your ass first. <wipe, wipe>

-30 in a tepee, BCostanza? I'm pretty sure you can't afford any further shrinkage.

Donder wrote:

BSmack wrote:malis in Sami

wa Alaykum As-Salām

Is BoreSmack Muslim? I thought he was just stupid.

I'm pretty sure urine-quaffing invalidates your Wudu.

Comet wrote:

Got it.

What's I find truly amazing is that BSmack actually thinks he's being clever.

BSmack wrote:

WAR prostitutes.

BSmack wrote:

Comet wrote:

Got it.

That’s a whitetail, Brian, not a reindeer. No wonder your wife took the shotgun away from you. I’m guessing that Comet, Donder, etc. look down on the whitetails much like mvscal does his darker-skinned brothers. Just sayin’.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Comet wrote:

Got it.

That’s a whitetail, Brian, not a reindeer.

No fucking shit you humorless douchebag.

Vixen wrote:What's I find truly amazing is that BSmack actually thinks he's being clever.

ButtSmacked was clever once. After being "beached" at the wedge of the asscrack, the little-sperm-who-could managed to swim his way up to impregnate daddy #2's asshole.

BSmack wrote:"to let their vaginas air out."

RACK! the BlondieBabe reset

For some reason, I just can't stop laughing.

Tards are easily amused

Careful you don't go CODE BROWN on us

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote: Got it.

That’s a whitetail, Brian, not a reindeer.

No fucking shit you humorless douchebag.

You might have taken the time to actually find a picture of a reindeer, you talentless hack.

Looks more like a Caribou

Cuda wrote:Looks more like a Caribou

REPENT!!!!!
REEE-EEE-PEENT!!!

mvscal wrote:Caribou are reindeer.

now you've done it.

Goober McTuber wrote:You might have taken the time to actually find a picture of a reindeer, you talentless hack.

I might have. But I chose not to.

Comet wrote:WAR prostitutes.

^^^^^^^^^^

Gets the joke.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

mvscal wrote:Caribou are reindeer.

now you've done it.

Nobody has Reindeer like the U&L.

sin

I might have. But I chose not to.

hooo lawrdy. this one's got skills.

you must have been a Bear for the kindergarten teacher

mvscal wrote:Caribou are reindeer.

Pish-posh.

Even the Smithsonian admits that's only the opinion of some people

Rack that article. The phenomenon is bizzare, to say the least.

We have no steel mills, no textiles, and our manufacturing steadily deceases.

What do we have? Silly empimpled bitches with shaved rashy beefstacks that dribble STD juice for the cameras...and the media wherewithal to distribute these pics on a massive scale.

Congrats, comrades...you can be slumped in a filthy hovel in America's remotest corner, unable to read, write, or cipher, stuck there for life...but with the click of a mouse, your nose is right up in Brittany's taint, and you're chuckling about her birth surgery scars.

Stay on topic, assclown.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:You might have taken the time to actually find a picture of a reindeer, you talentless hack.

I might have. But I chose not to.

Comet wrote:WAR prostitutes.

^^^^^^^^^^

Gets the joke.

Oh, so that's the joke you were going for, the prostitute angle? You didn't actually go out searching yahoo images for "roadkill"? You're right, though. Comet gets the joke. It's you.

i forgot how much I loved and missed the reindeer trolls.