I figured it out... Re: AD's Senior Year...

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:39 am

I know how to make this happen. It's gonna take some Cartman-taking-out-Scott-Tenorman's-parents type planning, but I can do it. Here's my idea:

-- AD starts watching the ESPN Heisman Ceremony ads and gets pissed off that an injury kept him from getting invited.
-- At the actual ceremony, I bribe the Heisman voters (ALL of them) to vote for AD. (I realize that their votes were all turned in months ago... dipshits...)
-- AD's name is called, and he is instantly beset by an ESPN camera crew. He's completely shocked... and then says, "I cannot accept this. I didn't play enough to win this. But I WILL come back next year to win my own."

Think it'll work?

the_ouskull

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:48 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:I don't think there's a chance in Hell he comes back.

But I just explained how it would happen. I realize that it's not... LIKELY... or anything, but all I'm askin' is a chance.

"So you're sayin' there's a chance..."

No, probably not... but it seemed like a good idea to me.

the_ouskull

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:14 am

Outside of the Maurice Clarett suit there was never a chance in hell he would stay for more than 3 years. He has been all about getting to the league from the beginning.

Also it is pretty well known that he has not had a full season without an injury since his junior year in high school.

About the only thing that brings him back is if the NFL won't guarantee him going in the first 2 rounds and that ain't happening.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:53 pm

Chances are, if he comes back he will get hurt again. He just can't stay healthy. He is an all world talent, but isn't that durable. He should go get paid while he still has top value.