T1B

What is up, assclowns?

I haven't been there since I turned 18 and roadied to see me some titties. Very mature, I know. Anyways... since my whole trip consisted of getting as drunk as I could for 3 straight days, I don't really remember much about what the city has to offer. Yes, I've checked out Wikitravel and other online services. Yes, I've talked to friends who have been there. I am also asking you useless fuckers for any input on things you might do. I am expecting about a 10% return on legitimate and helpful hints.

So, without further ado... have at it, cunts. Adieu.

You had to "roadie" up to Montreal to see some titties? I'm not surprised, really. What Sissyroux is to the Work Ethic, you are to the Funbag Conquests. Although, I'm sure the faux-Gauls were appreciative of your Fred Perry shirt...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:What is up, assclowns?

I haven't been there since I turned 18 and roadied to see me some titties. Very mature, I know. Anyways... since my whole trip consisted of getting as drunk as I could for 3 straight days, I don't really remember much about what the city has to offer. Yes, I've checked out Wikitravel and other online services. Yes, I've talked to friends who have been there. I am also asking you useless fuckers for any input on things you might do. I am expecting about a 10% return on legitimate and helpful hints.

So, without further ado... have at it, cunts. Adieu.

Are you going solo? With a woman? How long?

Montreal is a great city. It just depends on who you're making the trip with as to what you want to do.

Nice attempt at being disingenuous, PSU.

I am pretty sure 21 was the legal drinking age back in America in 1987... at what age did you get venture into your first strip club?

On second thought... I could give two shits about your first Chippendale's G-string stuffing experience.

Actually, the first time I "get venture" into a strip club was...in Toronto, at age 18. I used a friend's PA driver's permit to pretend I was 19.

I was not presented with stripper Armpit Afros. You?

PSU -- from what I can remember, most of the ladies I saw were hotties. I guess we only went to the "high class" establishments where they shunned the Euro-Pit customs.



Bri -- the wife and I are headed there for a long weekend.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:PSU -- from what I can remember, most of the ladies I saw were hotties. I guess we only went to the "high class" establishments where they shunned the Euro-Pit customs.

Bri -- the wife and I are headed there for a long weekend.

In that case, I'd recommend a trip the Biodome. The Montreal Botanical Gardens are also a good place to take the lady if she's into that kind of thing. And if gambling away your rent money is your thing, the Casino de Montreal will be more than happy to take your cash. Simply put, there are way too many destinations for a simple long weekend so you really can't go wrong with whatever you wind up choosing to do. Montreal is a great city.

BSmack wrote:I'd recommend a trip the Biodome.

Will Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin be there to greet me?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

BSmack wrote:I'd recommend a trip the Biodome.

Will Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin be there to greet me?

I seriously doubt it. But they have Penguins there. And most women dig Penguins.

Drink some Unibroue stuff...

Does that come in Light?

Best thing about Montreal? Getting drunk and looking at titties. Didn't realize there really was anything else there. Leave the wife at home.....

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:What is up, assclowns?

I haven't been there since I turned 18 and roadied to see me some titties. Very mature, I know. Anyways... since my whole trip consisted of getting as drunk as I could for 3 straight days, I don't really remember much about what the city has to offer. Yes, I've checked out Wikitravel and other online services. Yes, I've talked to friends who have been there. I am also asking you useless fuckers for any input on things you might do. I am expecting about a 10% return on legitimate and helpful hints.

So, without further ado... have at it, cunts. Adieu.

Drop this guy a PM, if anyone knows what and where to be on New Years, he will, he lives there.

Neely8 wrote:Best thing about Montreal? Getting drunk and looking at titties. Didn't realize there really was anything else there. Leave the wife at home.....

I used to go up with my brother for Expos games. It was great being able to walk up 10 minutes before game time and be able to score tickets directly behind home plate for 25 dollars American.

PSUFAN wrote:Drink some Unibroue stuff...

RACK!



La Fin du Monde.. drink enough of them and you'll understand the english translation.

[couldn't resist]who paid for the tickets Bri-- you or your brother ??[/couldn't resist]
My last visit to Mount Royal was when I took MrsO to the US Consulate to get her Visa. I needed some directions and seeing one of Mount Royal's finest, pulled up to ask him. He put on the "non parlais" act and as I drove off I dropped a few English explatives on him. Did I say that I avoid Quebec ?

Wolfman wrote: Did I say that I avoid Quebec ?

Avoid T1B as well and call it a career.

start posting in French and pretending you don't speak English and I'll consider it !!

Otis wrote:

Wolfman wrote: Did I say that I avoid Quebec ?

Avoid T1B as well and call it a career.

Come on man, quit being Sybil for once.