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Wolfman wrote:oh no !!! whatever are we to do ???
thanks for the warning 88 !

jtr wrote:uh, 88 global warming does not cause earthquakes.

88 wrote:
By the way, I'm personally forecasting an earthquake in California sometime in the next fifteen years that will be a magnitude 7.0 or higher unless we immediately act to curb greenhouse gas emissions. I'm also forecasting major flooding along the Mississippi River within the next ten years unless we reduce our nation's dependence on genetically engineered farm products. And, I'm forecasting a major forest fire in Montana in the next five years unless we immediately stop using the words "felch", "Gore" and "Bizzarofelice" in the same sentence.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Wolfman wrote:oh no !!! whatever are we to do ???
thanks for the warning 88 !

do what
TTB does!!!
stock up on Beam and lots of ice!
get a radio!
CHUG!
CHUG!
woah!!

Dinsdale wrote:

jtr wrote:uh, 88 global warming does not cause earthquakes.

Are you implying it does cause hurricanes?


While a warmer planet makes for warmer oceans which makes for more severe hurricanes, I'd love to see where someone has any real link to global warming causing hurricanes.


Once again -- just because you tend to believe one side of (what should have never become) a political issue, it doesn't mean you have to slurp up every bit of bullshit that comes out of anyone's mouth.

Screw_Michigan wrote:good. hopefully this will get stephanie abrams out of the office and into the elements.

jtr wrote:uh, 88 global warming does not cause earthquakes.

88 wrote:

About Tropical Storm Risk (TSR):

Founded in 2000, Tropical Storm Risk (TSR) offers a leading resource for tropical storms worldwide. The venture provides innovative forecast products to and to help decision making within the (re)insurance industry, other business society. The TSR consortium is co-sponsored by Benfield, the leading intermediary, Royal & Sun Alliance, the global insurance group, and Crawford claims management solutions company. The TSR scientific grouping brings together meteorologists and statisticians at University College London and the Met Office.

About Benfield Hazard Research Centre:

Benfield Hazard Research Centre is sponsored by Benfield, the leading intermediary and risk advisory business. Benfield’s customers include many insurance and reinsurance companies as well as Government entities and global employs over 1,700 people based in over 30 locations worldwide. http://www.benfieldgroup. With over forty researchers and practitioners, the Benfield Hazard Research Centre multidisciplinary academic hazard research centre and comprises three groups: Meteorological Hazards and Seasonal Forecasting, and Disaster Studies and is based at University College London, which along with Oxford and Cambridge, three multi-faculty teaching and research institutions. http://www.benfieldhrc.org

http://www.benfieldhrc.org/in_the_news/ ... _FINAL.pdf

Do you suppose that if the insurance industry forecasters predict an active hurricane season in the US, that it might justify raising everyone's insurance rates to cover the impending calamity? Call me crazy, but a forecast of doom has to be an insurance company's greatest gift. Just think what a prediction of relative calm in the Atlantic next year would have done to insurance premiums.

88 wrote: The next thing I suppose you are going to tell me is that hurricanes formed before the CO2 levels in the atmosphere were altered by man's selfish use of fossil fuels. I hate to break it to you, but earthquakes are definitely related to global warming. Have you ever watched a mud ball dry in the sun? First, everything is all happy happy fun fun. But then that mud ball starts drying out due to the heat and cracking. At first, it is a little crack, barely detectible. Some people might even think it is cute and stuff. But don't be fooled. Before long, that crack starts getting bigger, and other cracks form, and that heat starts getting into the core of the mud ball and the bad stuff really starts happening. Think of the Earth as one giant mud ball. Humans have been digging holes in it and causing cracks to form. We have mines, and tunnels and all kinds of places where global warming can get in and start making little cracks get bigger. Its coming, man. Strap your fat ass to something solid, because your world is going to be rocked.

Screw_Michigan wrote:good. hopefully this will get stephanie abrams out of the office and into the elements.

MuchoBulls wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:good. hopefully this will get stephanie abrams out of the office and into the elements.

RACK!!

titlover wrote:

MuchoBulls wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:good. hopefully this will get stephanie abrams out of the office and into the elements.

RACK!!

no shit.

DAMN!!!11111

jtr wrote:I was not implying anything, other than 88's theory, made up or real, that because of warming there would be a 7.0 earthquke or any earthquake. Earthquakes have been happening since the earth's creation 500 billion yrs ago, during ice ages and when the planet was just molten lava pools, quakes happen on every single planet and moon in our universe.

88 wrote:Have you ever watched a haggin' bitch dry in the sun? First, everything is all happy happy fun fun. But then that bitch starts drying out due to the heat and cracking. At first, it is a little crack, and all is well barely detectible. Some people might even think it is cute and stuff. But don't be fooled. Before long, that crack starts getting bigger, and other cracks form, and that heat starts getting into the core of your being and the bad stuff really starts happening. Think of the Earth as one giant slut. Humans have been digging holes in her and causing cracks to form. We have mines, and tunnels and all kinds of places where global warming can get in and start making little cracks, bigger cracks . Its coming, man. Strap your fat ass to something solid, because your world is going to be rocked.

88 wrote: If a climatologist sits at a roulette table and bets "red" every time... When it comes up black the first time, we all realize it had to be a combination of factors that were unprecedented. When it comes up red on a subsequent roll, we bow to his genius and empty our pocket books and follow his next bet. Right? I mean, that makes perfect sense to you, doesn't it? What could possibly go wrong?

Moving Sale wrote:

88 wrote: If a climatologist sits at a roulette table and bets "red" every time... When it comes up black the first time, we all realize it had to be a combination of factors that were unprecedented. When it comes up red on a subsequent roll, we bow to his genius and empty our pocket books and follow his next bet. Right? I mean, that makes perfect sense to you, doesn't it? What could possibly go wrong?

You hate science, we get it.

88 wrote:More Global Warming Bullshit