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You mean Hoover didn't KNOCK THE PISS OUT OF 'EM?

Who gives a fuck about eight-man football.

Sirfindafold wrote:Who gives a fuck about eight-man football.

Agreed. Eight-quadraped football is much more entertaining. We're in the finals against those Budweiser horses this Thursday. Catch it on ESPN-NP at 8pm Eastern.

Those slow slobbering clydesdorks are going DOWN!

Sudden Sam wrote:And they smushed John Parker Wilson's little brother several times.

I believe only girls "smush" things. You can use annihilated, crushed, destroyed, cock slammed (<-San Francisco only), or steamrollered.

Unless it was one of those fag teams that lets girls play, then of course the question is "why are you posting this shit?

Sudden Sam wrote:Whoo hoo! Anyone watch that game? Prattville pounded the mighty, MTV-famous, nationally ranked, cocky bastards from Hoover.

Great game. Man, P'ville's offense looked crisp. And they smushed John Parker Wilson's little brother several times.

Way to go, Lions! 35-21. State 6A champs.

Yea, but did any of them jump over a guy on their way to the end zone?

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Our 6A final was saturday. Jesuit High, which is a private catholic school, was classy enough to basically grcaefully tank it and let Southridge score a TD for pride towards the end of the 4th quarter. So it finished 56-7.

If any of you watch the Fox Sports High School Game of the Week(probably not), this was a rematch of the same teams that played on there about 4-5 weeks ago.

Stupid. I think including playoffs, they played 14 games. Every single game they played all season was a nasty blowout. At no point was any of their opponents even in a game once the first points hit the board. And the last national polls I saw(like those would ever be accurate) had them at 15 in the country, which would tend to show a crack-smoking epidemic among pollsters.

Being a high-end private school, they give scholarships to promising junior-high sports recruits. What a god-awful practice. But since they've won over 1/3 of all fall-team-sports champinships over the last 5 years or so, it seems to work. Mike Dunleavy Jr. attended Jesuit, and I know there's a whole buncha professionals in an array of sports from their ranks...and I can't think of any of them right now.

Oh..."Paul Weatheroy." You can go ahead and forget that name, because you'll be hearing it several more times over the next 15 years or so...holy crap. Best prep running back I've ever seen. Dude averaged almost 300 yards and 5 TDs a game in the playoffs, which wasn't too far off his regular season pace. One of those guys who I'm sure can attend any college he wants(high grades too, from what I understand), and hopefully will pick Oregon. But the Ohio States and Auburns of the world would be very happy if Weatheroy looked their direction. Of course an intelligebt kid like that would never insult his pride and his family by attending an SEC school, but they should still dream about it. Dude is truly The Man.