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Thug Bowl

FIU and miami decided to play next year. Hell yeah.

I can see the t-shirt now.....The Brawl for it All

Miami by TKO in the 3rd.

NjSooner wrote:Miami by TKO in the 3rd.

That's f'in' funny.

the_ouskull

Mr T wrote:Thug Bowl

FIU and miami decided to play next year. Hell yeah.

I can see the t-shirt now.....The Brawl for it All

the thing is this, miami is not a thug team, they are better described as a "pussy" team,
and, since they are facing FIU, it should rightfully be called the "pussy" bowl,

The only florida school that NU has the right to call pussies is the gaytors.

FSU and UM own yall

NU is 1-4 vs UM in the big bowls

NU is 0-4 vs FSU in the big bowls

the_ouskull wrote:

NjSooner wrote:Miami by TKO in the 3rd.

That's f'in' funny.

the_ouskull

Yeah, but I saw helmets and crutches being tossed about last time. That's more of a wrestling math, no? No TKOs in wrestling as far as I know.

So, most likely, Miami by DQ in the 3rd Qtr due to FIU benchwarmer breaking said bench over the back of Miami player.

Naw, the way see it, FIU will break out the double-camel clutch move followed by a pile driver....submitting Miami before they can tag out.

Ya think they can build a steel cage to fit the field in time for the game? If not, my vote goes to the ladder match... dangle a porkchop from a goalpost and have them beat the living fuck out of each other for 60 minutes( +overtime, if necessary).

Punch in the face= Field goal
Stone Cold Stunner= Safety
Dropkick in the face= Touchdown
Pistol whip= Extra point

You guys keep it up and Lamar Thomas is going to take the elevator down here and get in this thread.

IndyFrisco wrote:

the_ouskull wrote:

NjSooner wrote:Miami by TKO in the 3rd.

That's f'in' funny.

the_ouskull

Yeah, but I saw helmets and crutches being tossed about last time. That's more of a wrestling math, no? No TKOs in wrestling as far as I know.

So, most likely, Miami by DQ in the 3rd Qtr due to FIU benchwarmer breaking said bench over the back of Miami player.

Pay-Per-View said it was gonna be no holds barred.

Just when the melee starts getting good, some asswipe in the stands is going to paper-airplane a job application down there and the whole field's going to clear.

ha ha ha

By the way, whats the line on someone hiding a "gat" in their thigh pads?

This thread has potential for greatness. Rack husker.

NjSooner wrote:By the way, whats the line on someone hiding a "gat" in their thigh pads?

Nice fuckin reset. What was that movie where the dude had the gun and was running down the field shooting defenders and then shot himself in the head in the end zone?

Wasn't it like The Last Boyscout? Had Bruce Willis and one of the Wayans dudes?

NjSooner wrote:By the way, whats the line on someone hiding a "gat" in their thigh pads?

It depends on whether or not the "Ghetto Weaponry" course instructors take inventory that day.

IndyFrisco wrote:

NjSooner wrote:By the way, whats the line on someone hiding a "gat" in their thigh pads?

Nice fuckin reset. What was that movie where the dude had the gun and was running down the field shooting defenders and then shot himself in the head in the end zone?

Wasn't it like The Last Boyscout? Had Bruce Willis and one of the Wayans dudes?

It was The Last Boyscout and the dude with the gun was Billy Blanks, who went on to do all those Tae-Bo videos.

FIU's shoulder pads for the '07 season

Degenerate wrote:It was The Last Boyscout and the dude with the gun was Billy Blanks, who went on to do all those Tae-Bo videos.

Ain't life a bitch?

Husker4ever wrote:Just when the melee starts getting good, some asswipe in the stands is going to paper-airplane a job application down there and the whole field's going to clear.

Classic! Rack!!!

Husker4ever wrote:Just when the melee starts getting good, some asswipe in the stands is going to paper-airplane a job application down there and the whole field's going to clear.

That may have made my morning worth it.

Hope that wasn't a racist stereoptype because they are all coloreds...sans the kickers probably.

Pay a visit to southeastern Oklahoma and you'll see that there are plenty of white people who are terrified of job applications.

Yeah, no shit. I call 'em "people I used to go to H.S. with."

the_ouskull

NjSooner wrote:Ya think they can build a steel cage to fit the field in time for the game?

Ever been to the Orange Bowl?

Its a old broken down steel cage.


BTW, Rack Lamar Thomas for the slap shot reset when he was announcing last years game....

"The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. The peanut vendors are standing up to them. And by golly, if I could be down there, I'd be standing up to them."

hey Mr. T? what does the T stand for? "tinkerbell"? because to a gorilla like me, you are a little faggott tinkerbell,
NOW, lets get this straight, sure miami beats nebraska in the orange bowl, its their home turf, you stupid fool,
BUT,
nebraska comes into miami's pussy crib, and physically runs the football smashmouth style, right down warren sapp's and ray lewis' throats,
I WAS THERE,
now, you bring up florida st?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
should nebraska line up right this minute, against your pussy noles, ya know what the result would be?
A JOKE!!!!!!
lets see, troy pushes your fag noles around physically, IN YOUR HOUSE,
and what did nebraska do to troy? 56-0, anal dry rape,
seee, RIGHT THIS MOMENT, should nebraska get miami or florida st. in a bowl, you and I BOTH know what the result would be,'
so, if I were you, I'd shut my pussy pie hole, ya little queer boy,
when nebraska physically ran smashmouth down ray lewis' and warren sapps' throats, IN THEIR HOUSE, in front of their julio fans, that was all she wrote,
I even got a sweet bonus that night,
it seems that the jigs and julios were pissed off that nebraska dis-respected them in their crib, so they wanted a little payback? problem is, that me and my corn fed gorilla buddies, betweeen the 3 of us, we weigh in at almost 950 lbs, of solid brick wall, and the problem with miami jigs and julios, is that they are among the most stupid animals on the planet, so, needless to say, we beat them to within an inch of their worthless lives,
imagine? stupid canes fans trying to pick a fight with corn fed gorillas?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA,
im willing to bet that Mr. T is stupid as well,
florida st.? is that a pussy girls school?
troy salivates at the mere mention of playing you girls,
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
good luck in the san fran fag bowl,
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
careful, ya might catch aids in that bowl,
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

I help you out....

Nebraska is 2-6 vs Florida St.

10-04-1980
NU 14
Lincoln, NE
FSU 18


09-19-1981
NU 34
Lincoln, NE
FSU 14


09-07-1985
NU 13
Lincoln, NE
FSU 17


09-06-1986
NU 34
Lincoln, NE
FSU 17


01-01-1988
NU 28
Fiesta Bowl
FSU 31


01-01-1990
NU 17
Fiesta Bowl
FSU 41


01-01-1993
NU 14
Orange Bowl
FSU 27


01-01-1994
NU 16
Orange Bowl
FSU 18



1986 was the last time smashmouth NU beat those "pussy noles".

NU 0-3 vs. the Team of the 90s

The only thing about fake Brad is throwing a bunch of big macs down his throat while he is on break at work.

hey Mr. T, or is it Mr. tinkerbell?
why do you live in the past?
see, the past works for me as well,
how many national titles do you have, 2?
we have 5. how do ya like dem' apples?
now, WHAT ABOUT TODAY? THIS YEAR? RIGHT NOW?
FSU gets smacked around by who? troy? in doak campbell? IN YOUR HOUSE, a div II team smacked around your noles for 4 quarters,
now, that same exact div II squad came to lincoln, and what was the result?
56-0 ass butcher rape, meaning that right now, florida st. is a faggott pussy program,
too bad you dont get to play nebraska in a bowl this year, huh faggott?
when nebraska beats auburn on new years day, it will mark yet another season where nebraska finishes ahead of florida st. in the polls,
also, in all of florida st. history, they never fielded a team that can match up with 95 nebraska,
meaning that florida st. is a loser program,
also, next season? you probably wont be going to a bowl, in fact, for the next decade, you will be the bottom feeders of the acc,
you got shut out by wake forrest?
florida st. is now widely considered a bottom feeder, and you are trying to compare your pussy program to mine?
I fucked your pussy tinkerbell.