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I had not posted in a couple of days, just wanted to know which one of you sucked the biggest cock this weekend?

While you bitter fucks were off insulting everything that existed, I'm sure some of you had some great Cock Suck stories.

Put them in this thread. Your cock suck stories.

So you want men to post homo-erotic stories for you in this thread?

Dancer wrote:So you want men to post homo-erotic stories for you in this thread?

No, I've got Comet on the way. Just wanted to collate these cock sucking stories like Atomic Punk working a weekend at Kinkos.

Gunslinger wrote:

Dancer wrote:So you want men to post homo-erotic stories for you in this thread?

No, I've got Comet on the way. Just wanted to collate these cock sucking stories like Atomic Punk working a weekend at Kinkos.

So that's a no on homo-erotic stories but a yes on cock sucking stories in anticipation of Comet's arrival? Ohhhkaaaay.

I'll be needing a wig'-decoder to accurately decipher his message, but my preliminary finding is that he's offering to suck some cack.

On that basis, and unlike Atomic Drunk's truly awful thread, Dumbslinger's thread has some merit.

D+, if it is indeed true that we all get to go Buddy Rich on his tonsils.

It's Thursday, DumbBringer. You're checking in about last weekend on...Thursday?

Lose a couple of days to glue-huffin', much?

Good lord Cumslingwhore...you're still drunk and confused nearly a week after your latest lost weekend bender, and you're sniffing about deer crotches for some disgusting gay-ass masturbatory fantasy to fullfill your psychotic man-love tendencies? Eewwww.

In the name of God, pull the ripcord, yank the noose on the shower rod, suck the end of rifle and step off a cliff, but get it fucking over with.

In other words, go FUBU yourself.

PSUFAN wrote:It's Thursday, DumbBringer. You're checking in about last weekend on...Thursday?

Not long enough, but it seems like a much shorter time than that