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If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:33 pm
by KC Scott
You should really focus on the competition.....

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Brazilian javelin judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped by colleagues and medics after a javelin, launched during warm-ups by a competitor, pierced her foot before the start of the competition in a national athletics championship called Trofeu Brasil (Trophy Brazil) in Sao Paulo September 24, 2006. Lourenco was taken to the hospital and underwent surgery to remove the javelin tip. BRAZIL OUT REUTERS/Jonne Roriz-Agencia Estado (BRAZIL)

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:35 pm
by Cuda
I bet having everybody laugh at her is what hurt the most

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:38 pm
by Wolfman
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coulda been a shot-put to the dome--- but I bet that
hurt !!

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:06 pm
by Mister Bushice
She must be related to the lady who had a shopping cart fall off the flagpole onto her dome. Sucks when you're too stupid to look up when you should be doing so.

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:55 am
by Ingse Bodil
KC Scott wrote:You should really focus on the competition.....

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Brazilian javelin judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped by colleagues and medics after a javelin, launched during warm-ups by a competitor, pierced her foot before the start of the competition in a national athletics championship called Trofeu Brasil (Trophy Brazil) in Sao Paulo September 24, 2006. Lourenco was taken to the hospital and underwent surgery to remove the javelin tip. BRAZIL OUT REUTERS/Jonne Roriz-Agencia Estado (BRAZIL)
That's just a reminder of what a javelin is intended to do in the first place. It's not a toy, it's a weapon.

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:32 am
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:That's just a reminder of what a javelin is intended to do in the first place. It's not a toy, it's a weapon.
So, you're...uh pretty good with one of those things, then?
bwhaha.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:52 am
by jtr
gives whole new meaning to the phrase "ate the whole thing"

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:01 pm
by KatMode
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Her name's not Beavis by any chance, is it?

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:07 pm
by Ingse Bodil
Screw_Michigan wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:That's just a reminder of what a javelin is intended to do in the first place. It's not a toy, it's a weapon.
So, you're...uh pretty good with one of those things, then?
bwhaha.
I don't get it. What's the joke?

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:32 pm
by Smackie Chan
mvscal wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:That's just a reminder of what a javelin is intended to do in the first place. It's not a toy, it's a weapon.
So, you're...uh pretty good with one of those things, then?
:mrgreen:

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:58 pm
by SaladTosser
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l to r: Reindeer, AP

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:01 pm
by Mississippi Neck
Nah, that pole isnt three feet up her ass.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:02 pm
by PSUFAN
Rack the dude for copping a feel. I wonder if he grabbed a boob as well.

He probably thought this was hot too:

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:04 pm
by PSUFAN
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That was another shot at a quick squeeze. Check out the hand hovering where the breast should have been.

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:04 pm
by BSmack
Ingse Bodil wrote:I don't get it. What's the joke?
Google spearchucker. It's justr mvscal being mvscal. Nothing new.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:04 pm
by Mississippi Neck
Looks like they were trying to do a two way

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:13 pm
by PSUFAN
Thanks for bringing this to our attention. It appears that track injuries are great for making sex time.

All you need is one willing party, and an injury that prevents rapid escape.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:48 pm
by Mister Bushice
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The mouth is ready too, although the guy on the left in the black shirt is really not positioned well enough to take advantage and that head lift manuver he's trying is probably not going to work for him.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:51 pm
by Mississippi Neck
She probably couldnt get out of the way because apparently her pants were two inches too long.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:52 pm
by PSUFAN
Fear the Decathelete Alliance.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:16 pm
by Mister Bushice
Mississippi Neck wrote:She probably couldnt get out of the way because apparently her pants were two inches too long.
And that flapping noise they make was probably jus tthe thing that caught the javelin hunters attention.

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:28 pm
by Ingse Bodil
BSmack wrote: Google spearchucker. It's justr mvscal being mvscal. Nothing new.
That was the joke? man that was LAME.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:33 pm
by Ken
Rack mvscal.

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:36 pm
by ElvisMonster
Ingse Bodil wrote:Is Biggie really dead?
Oh Jesus, IB if thats what you thought, I'm disappointed I don't mind saying. There never was a Biggie, counselor.

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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:52 am
by Cuda
Please say you knew

Re: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:14 am
by KC Scott
ElvisMonster wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:Is Biggie really dead?
Oh Jesus, IB if thats what you thought, I'm disappointed I don't mind saying. There never was a Biggie, counselor.

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Damn EM, thanks for shattering that illusion.

I bet you told your kids there's no Santa Claus either.

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:58 pm
by Ingse Bodil
People die all the time, but it's not cool when they do die (unless they'd been suffering for a very long time). If Biggie was dead, that would have been a terrible thing. That's all.

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:00 pm
by Mississippi Neck
Ingse Bodil wrote:People die all the time, but it's not cool when they do die .

Um, thanks for that tip.

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:14 pm
by Ingse Bodil
Van would say if you don't know someone personally, then it's self-serving and irrelevant to express grief for someone you've never met.

Mvscal would say everyone dies, so why give a fuck when anyone dies.

My own point, Mississippi, is that I don't know Biggie except as a name on a message board; however because it is a name on a message board, and one I've been reading for nearly 10 years now (good god), it would make me sad to hear that Mr. Cohen had died. I don't know him, but I 'know' his name, and that's where the familiar-enough-to-touch comes in.

If you died, I would feel sorrow for you and your family as well. It would perhaps be a self-interested and irrelevant sorrow.. a sorrow which does not add (or detract) anything positive to planet earth.. but it would still be a sorrow. If this makes a little more sense.

I'm glad he's alive. That's all.