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Jobs AP will hold in 2007.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:43 pm
by Blitzen
List them.
Opthamologist
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:44 pm
by Dinsdale
None of them.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:44 pm
by YD
4 way intersection traffic cop
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:47 pm
by Dasher
Seeing eye dog.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:48 pm
by Atomic Punk
timmay wrote:8 way intersection traffic cop
FTFY
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:53 pm
by Dasher
Awww, he's admitting defeat at the hands of trolls. How cute.

Dumb pussy.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:59 pm
by Atomic Punk
Whattup Prime? You've been outted unless you share your password... which is what the word around the campfire is. No, you can't fight under your Primefag nic can you?
Very weak effort you circle jerk target. Sucks to be you.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:59 pm
by jtr
Owner of his own Tommy's Franchise.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:03 pm
by KC Scott
Porn, firefighting or testing the new F-15

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:05 pm
by Mister Bushice
I'd say he's got a full time job already, removing reindeers from his nutsack.
Well a seasonal one, anyway.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:11 pm
by Blitzen
Good one, Bushman. Should I shift around or can you breathe fine with my fuzzy nuts on your nostrils?
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:36 pm
by Vixen
Atomic Punk wrote:Sucks to be you.
The mirror isn't going to talk back to you, light weight. Quit wasting your time.
Oh look. Even Bushice is laughing at you.

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:48 pm
by Ken
Atomic Punk wrote:Sucks to be you.
Yes, I'm sure he's just clamoring to be you right about now.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:53 pm
by PrimeX
Then I would have nuclear submarine, flight traning, net stalker AND nurses aid skillz... and I could even watch my TV with my back facing it. You gotta admit, that would be pretty sweet.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:56 pm
by Atomic Punk
Don't forget a wandering eye. No, that would mean that 99% of your alleged smack would be gone.
Damn you can't buy this kind of entertainment beating up on a fucking tard like yourself.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:59 pm
by PrimeX
Whoa, I thought we were cool?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:03 am
by Atomic Punk
Of course we are. This is a smack board.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:11 am
by Atomic Punk
Toddowen wrote:Mountain climber.
I'm afraid of heights. That won't do.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:49 am
by Atomic Punk
Depends on where you want to go with this. After all, you have eaten at Tommy's World Famous Hamburgers and In~N~Out Burger during your time in socal. So we share a bit of good eating experiences.
However, you keep talking about suicide and are a disappointment to the "would be" weapon of choice. Think about this Holiday Season and the painful memories you've experienced and how this could be the year to end it all.
Now THAT is a positive aspect of negative thinking.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:10 am
by jtr
ap you really living in mexico now?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:24 am
by Atomic Punk
Yes, but I commute from the Oaxaca region of Mexico to California during grape picking season. Good news... I'm still in the interview process of getting a gig in Salinas to pick artichokes. So far I've made it through the first two interviews. Wish me luck.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:27 am
by Rudolph
Leading role in the 2007 remake of the 1940 Hollywood "classic" Dr. Cyclops.
Plot: One-eyed California drifter gives up a promising career as Ms Cumdump's lapdog to pursue a job as a pan-boy and asshole irrigator at a Mexican nursing home. Overcoming many obstacles, the hero enters a 12-step "get-well" program designed to ween one from cock and liquor. Falling off the wagon on many occassions, Nurse Cyclops often finds himself in his familiar position as dick pin cushion. After a particularly distressing near-death experience in which he is rushed to the E.R. to have his stomach pumped of semens & 7, Nurse Cyclops finds the inner strenght to give it all up....cold turkey. He then devotes himself to being the very best one-eyed nursing home waste-management laboror he can be. Uplifting and moving, this film is an instant classic.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:11 am
by jtr
ap do you keep a diary or log of your journies?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:17 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
jtr wrote:ap do you keep a diary or log of your journies?
Yep.
Sin
