T1B

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:39 am**

It's starting to get pretty freaking windy. Ain't exactly dry, either. And the brunt of the storm isn't even close yet.

So, we'll expect billions of dollars in finacial aide and free trailers, while we get to ship all of our black people to other cities, right? It's the third time so far this season...fucking southern pussies bitch when it happens once. Pussies.

Poor saps up on Mt Hood have at least two more days in their holes, since the forcast calls for winds "well over 100MPH" in the Cascades. Yowee. It's two guys from Txas, and one from Brooklyn -- so we've got two texcicles and a stiff dick. Glorious.

I must now go cross flooding rivers and streams, and drive through wooded area to watch football. Hope I don't die or something. Should make for a great news day tomorrow, but I doubt I'll have the electricity to watch it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:41 am**

I've got a view of the Pacific from my living room so I should I a pretty good fron trow seat.

It's gonna be wild!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:46 am**

Nah...100MPH gusts and 40 foot swells are fresh.

Sin,
Inland

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:07 am**

We're supposed to get an inch of rain, and snow down to 4000 feet on Saturday, with locally gust winds.

And you guys think you have it rough....

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:08 am**

t-shirt weather here in the U&MW.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:37 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:t-shirt weather here in the U&MW.

And here in Florida. ;)

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:48 am**

Mikey wrote:We're supposed to get an inch of rain, and snow down to 4000 feet on Saturday, with locally gust winds.

And you guys think you have it rough....

you got freeze guard on yer pool?

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:03 am**

I mosied down to the Meldrum Bar on the Willamette river...which dumps into the Columbia...

Water was up a few feet, but some logs that I saw the other day are still visible above the water. My duck buddies came out for the grub I brought, but still they were bundled up. One fat, old style duck, ...white with big orange tits showed up. I'll need a " L " if anybody is ordering "They're Real" shirts from Pansy. Remember those stupid aircraft carrier hats you can buy that has what looks like pigeon shit all over the bill? bwahhahaha... Put that on the front of Platsy's shirt/tits and you'll have a Clinton mess. :)

Last I heard...the storm could be a dud...maybe just a glancing blow.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

When I was listening to some AM radio while I'm down with the ducks, I hear Dr. Detroit (Sean Hannity) He's interviewing some chick who wrote some childrens book and he asks her if she could name three of the reindeer.

NAME THREE OF THE REINDEER?

Oh hell yes, I could. I didn't have a cell phone, so I just sat there feeding those ducks. The chick says she can't name one of them. Her friend with her comes on the air and names, Rudolph.

They go to a station break and I laugh while I'm smoking my nice cigar, and drinking my 24. I said outloud and with gusto...:

BLITZEN...COMET...

AND THEN

WANDER

I laughed hard.

I even honked my horn.

Rip City

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:05 am**

Yea,well we had 1/2 inch of rain today on the dry side of Wa.,and we were supposed to have windy weather by 4 today with gusts to 60mph. Now they are saying wind by 10pm,its 10pm and there is pea soup fog outside and 38 degrees....and zip for wind.Thats cool by me,I dont need any b-bque disasters like Timmay.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:07 pm**

Nice evening... my power off for a whole half hour. Rack public utilities.

Listened to all the shit going down EVERYWHERE on the scanner.

Schools closed, trees down all over the fucking place. I got 5 guys going out at 8 AM with chain saws and other implements of tree destruction.

Looks to be a $ 3,500 day.

, and another one on Saturday.... :) :)

Bring another storm on... The OL needs a nice Christmas present. And yes, I will take advantage of the demand for services after a natural event.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:11 pm**

I've got a tee time at 7:45 am tomorrow. I hope the rain here can hold off till noon or so.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:31 pm**

Easy... Redneck's

It was just the 49'ers coming up to the U & L and pissing and shitting all over you.

You should be ok.

The Niner plane left last night.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:36 pm**

420 wrote:Easy... Redneck's

It was just the 49'ers coming up to the U & L and pissing and shitting all over you.

You should be ok.

The Niner plane left last night.

I can only imagine how obnoxious you must have been when the Niners didn't suck.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:44 pm**

I have always detested the 49ers. I hate the fact that Mike Robinson is wearing their uniform.

High: 56°F
RealFeel®: 49°F
Windy and mild with variable cloudiness

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:45 pm**

BSmack wrote:
420 wrote:Easy... Redneck's

It was just the 49'ers coming up to the U & L and pissing and shitting all over you.

You should be ok.

The Niner plane left last night.
I can only imagine how obnoxious you must have been when the Niners didn't suck.

How are the Steelers doing this year... after stealing the Super Bowl from the U & L last year???

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:46 pm**

m2ool knows nothing about football.

the truth

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:47 pm**

420 wrote:How are the Steelers doing this year... after stealing the Super Bowl from the U & L last year???

After they beat the Panthers this weekend, they'll still have a better record than the 9ers.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:52 pm**

Everyone in the country knows the Seahawks won the Super Bowl last year... except Steeler fan.

If you talk to a true Steeler fan, and ask them about last years "Super Bowl"... they just put their head down in Shame.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:55 pm**

If you say so, man. Meanwhile, your wine and cheese team just beat up on the "true" super bowl winner.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:56 pm**

420 wrote:Everyone in the country knows the Seahawks won the Super Bowl last year... except Steeler fan.

If you talk to a true Steeler fan, and ask them about last years "Super Bowl"... they just put their head down in Shame.

Ah, the old spin, deflect and parry move. How classically m2 of you.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:04 pm**

The phantom Roth TD???

The 2 TD's called back on the Seahawks, by mystery calls???

That looks like a 3 TD win by the U & L to me.

But, they weren't exactly retiring Jerome Bettis after the Super Bowl in the Detroit. The same Detroit where Jerome Bettis grew up.

Hmmmm? The NFL would never do something like that would they?

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:10 pm**

420 wrote:The phantom Roth TD???

The 2 TD's called back on the Seahawks, by mystery calls???

That looks like a 3 TD win by the U & L to me.

But, they weren't exactly retiring Jerome Bettis after the Super Bowl in the Detroit. The same Detroit where Jerome Bettis grew up.

Hmmmm? The NFL would never do something like that would they?

Next?

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:11 pm**

That looks like a 3 TD win by the U & L to me.

You were probably too stoned to watch the game.

Hmmm? m2ool would never do something like that, would he?

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:11 pm**

Given that interception Hasselback threw to Ike Taylor, he must have been in on the fix too.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:25 pm**

BSmack wrote:
420 wrote:The phantom Roth TD???

The 2 TD's called back on the Seahawks, by mystery calls???

That looks like a 3 TD win by the U & L to me.

But, they weren't exactly retiring Jerome Bettis after the Super Bowl in the Detroit. The same Detroit where Jerome Bettis grew up.

Hmmmm? The NFL would never do something like that would they?

Next?

Hmmm? 21-10... minus 7= 14-10.

Add 14 to the truth... 24-14. My bad... the Steelers lost by almost 2 TD's.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:30 pm**

420 wrote:Hmmm? 21-10... minus 7= 14-10.

Add 14 to the truth... 24-14. My bad... the Steelers lost by almost 2 TD's.

Here in the reality based community, we don't add TDs we WISHED our teams had scored to the final total. They lost because they were undisciplined and because Jeremy Stephens is a pussy. Deal with it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:54 pm**

Darwin wasn't completely absent. The news says there's a family of 6 in the hospital in critical condition, due to the fact they thought it was a good idea to run a generator during the power outage...inside the house.

There was somewhere around 1.5 million residences without power between Oregon and Washington last night.

My neighborhood was spared any major damage, although I think the next door neighbors really need to think about cutting down the tree next to their house which is now leaning a long way from upright. But no...they parked a car under it instead. Brilliant.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:18 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
My neighborhood was spared any major damage, although I think the next door neighbors really need to think about cutting down the tree next to their house which is now leaning a long way from upright. But no...they parked a car under it instead. Brilliant.

They must be from California.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:21 pm**

Mikey wrote:
They must be from California.

While the stupidity might lead you to think so...I believe these neighbors are from a little further south of california.

Dirty beaners living in a $300K house, driving nice cars and stuff...who woulda thunk it?

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:57 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Dirty beaners living in a $300K house, driving nice cars and stuff... Kind of nice to only have to take a few steps next door to get my blow.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:32 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:
They must be from California.

While the stupidity might lead you to think so...I believe these neighbors are from a little further south of california.

Dirty beaners living in a $300K house, driving nice cars and stuff...who woulda thunk it?

Must be nice having your connection living so close by.

Posted: **Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:33 pm**

Funny shit, Derron.

Sin,
Atomicdad

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:34 am**

Good enough to kick up some swell...

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:58 pm**

all you do is surf, don't you ever work?

Posted: **Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:58 pm**

its 58 degrees here and overcast. Its supposed to drop to the 40s tomorrow and next week.

Which means the news here will be falling all over themselves talking about the "frigid artic-like conditions" Las Vegas is under.

T1B

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