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A few things I've noticed about this place
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:14 pm
by SaladTosser
since I've been back this week;
The Reindeer Trolls never get old
Luther is still boring
Dins is still disliked by most, yet is still $
Bace is still lies, and is probably my favorite overall poster here
AP is a complete moron (MA told me so)
Elvis Monster is sorely missed

IB is just flat-out annoying and unreadable
The political threads still put me to sleep
Mo doesn't post enough
Jack is easily the worst thread-starter here
JTR is still JTR
PrimeX makes me laugh every 4 out of 5 posts
Patsy has breasts
bbq still likes to drink, and should post more when not passed out
Biggie - where's Biggie?
M2 still ads comedic relief and excellent smack fodder
mvscal is still nails with his takes and quick whit
If I left you off the list, either; A. I plain forgot, or B. You are just another insignificant face in the crowd (not that there's not a place here for people like you). If you are not sure, go with B. RACK the Trolls. I've enjoyed reading this joint this week.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:20 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
ST,
I haven't been around too much this week, but it's good to have you participating here.
Keep up the good work, we're all counting on you.
btw-I'm good with A or B.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:20 pm
by Tom In VA
And so the people were left to wonder, as the hero rode off into the sunset, what was the deal with the leather chaps sans pants ..... and would he ever return again ?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:26 pm
by PSUFAN
Look, mister, we serve hard smack in here for tards who want to get plungered fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:27 pm
by indyfrisco
IB and ST return in the same week.
Coincidence? I think not...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:28 pm
by SaladTosser
TWiS and Tom, obviously I'm a long-time fan of y'all's work. You kinda had to be listed on page 1 in order to make my gay list. I am way too lazy nowadays to dig through a member list. This thread was just about some quick thoughts. It's funny how time seems to have little effect on these boards and their members. I haven't really posted in a couple of years - I come back, and it's the same creative, funny people smacking the same fucking morons. Not that that's not still amusing.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:33 pm
by Ken
just an fyi... wolfman may very well give jack a run for his $$$... errr pennies as far as ill-conceived, thread starting goes.
I'll also add that this place, nearly devoid of bitching and moaning women prone to infighting, is infinitely better for it... unless thye post some breast shots, that is.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:44 pm
by Luther
Well since you've been back, you've been taking some shots at me. I can honestly say that for all the years I've posted on various smack boards that you're the only one who's used the word " boring " to describe my posts.
Rip City
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:44 pm
by Uncle Fester
PSUFAN wrote:Look, mister, we serve hard smack in here for tards who want to get plungered fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.
T'ru da door or out da window...!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:45 pm
by PSUFAN
Look at you: you used to be so cocky. You were going to go out and conquer the world! You once called me a warped, frustrated old man. What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little troll, crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:48 pm
by Uncle Fester
And a happy New Year to you!
-IN JAIL!!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:51 pm
by BSmack
Get me! I'm givin' out wings!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:56 pm
by SaladTosser
Luther wrote:Well since you've been back, you've been taking some shots at me. I can honestly say that for all the years I've posted on various smack boards that you're the only one who's used the word " boring " to describe my posts.
Were you intentionally trying to give an example here?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:57 pm
by Uncle Fester
I was just thinking of a flaming rum punch...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:57 pm
by Sirfindafold
who gives a fuck?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:59 pm
by PSUFAN
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:59 pm
by SaladTosser
PSUFAN wrote:Look, mister, we serve hard smack in here for tards who want to get plungered fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.
Was pretty sure you were just trying to be funny here.
PSUFAN wrote:Look at you: you used to be so cocky. You were going to go out and conquer the world! You once called me a warped, frustrated old man. What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little troll, crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help.
No longer so sure you're just trying to be funny.
Please explain your intent and meaning, and I'll be happy to reply.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:01 pm
by Uncle Fester
All that banging on the keyboard - does Findafold have to keep posting that same thing, over and over again?
"Frankincense"?
I don't know how you spell it! Ask your mother!!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:02 pm
by PSUFAN
Just remember this, Mr. Salad Tosser: that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:06 pm
by SaladTosser
PSUFAN wrote:Just remember this, Mr. Salad Tosser: that this rabble you're talking about, they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath?
Are Luther and IB sharing this troll?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:07 pm
by PSUFAN
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your trolling. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Tosser. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider. And...And that goes for you, Fatsak!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:10 pm
by BSmack
I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:10 pm
by SaladTosser
By the way, this thread was about fun and love. I just pointed out a few things I noticed, and paid homage to several posters who I have a man-crush on. That's all. No need to jump in here and attempt to run SaladTosser smack. It will be deflected, and quite possibly reciprocated. I think you all know what I'm saying and stuff.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:12 pm
by PSUFAN
[whisper]Salad Tosser, I'll love you 'til the day I die.[/whisper]
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:12 pm
by SaladTosser
I've been trooled. :blushy:
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:14 pm
by PSUFAN
Look, ST. Fatsak says every time a bell rings, a troool gets his wings.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:18 pm
by Mikey
Possibly the most tedious spammer in the history of the smackboards (well, I guess SG in his "prime" might provide competition for that designation) thinks Grandpa Luther is boring.
I've seen everything now.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:20 pm
by PSUFAN
Just a minute! Quiet everybody! Quiet, quiet. Now get this, it's from Mikey.
Mr. Gower cabeled you need funnay, stop. My office instructed to advance you up to twenty-five thousand jizz-stained pogs, stop. Hee Haw and Merry Christmas! Salad Tosser.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:23 pm
by Mikey
Damn right you better listen TF up when Mikey deigns to weigh in.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:25 pm
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote:SG in his "prime"
Was this going on before or after "prime" was in his "patsy"?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:25 pm
by PSUFAN

Mikey...?

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:28 pm
by Tom In VA
A toast! A toast! A toast to PSUFAN and to Uncle Fester, and if you want to keep this thread in business, you better have a another tab with IMDB open.
RACK THE IWL
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:28 pm
by Mikey
My hair ain't white.
Otherwise, a pretty good likeness. I like the outfit too.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:29 pm
by Mikey
Tom In VA wrote:A toast! A toast! A toast to PSUFAN and to Uncle Fester, and if you want to keep this thread in business, you better have a another tab with IMDB open.
RACK THE IWL
RACK all IE7.0 resets.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:32 pm
by PSUFAN
Can't you understand what's happening here? Don't you see what's happening? psufan isn't trolling. ST's trolling! And why? Because we're panicky and he's not. That's why. He's pickin' up some board cred. Now, we can get through this thing all right. We've, we've got to stick together, though. We've got to have faith in each other.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:36 pm
by Tom In VA
Remember, PSUFAN: no man is a failure who has trolls.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:49 pm
by PSUFAN
what's going on here?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:26 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Does this place technically suck horse cocks?
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:38 pm
by Mister Bushice
Looks like we'll have to send someone down –– a lot of people are asking for help for a man named Salad Tosser.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:46 pm
by SaladTosser
Mikey wrote:Possibly the most tedious spammer in the history of the smackboards (well, I guess SG in his "prime" might provide competition for that designation) thinks Grandpa Luther is boring.
Isn't this cute. Jack Lemon sticking up for Walter Matthau. Mikey, you exemplify my meaning of a "B Group" poster. In my 5 or so years of reading these boards, I can guarantee you that the total number of times I've found you entertaining is equal to the number of times this year that Dinsdale has had to comb his bangs out of his eyes with his fingers while on a date. The closest you have come to making me laugh is probably that one time you started that thread about that Supreme Court ruling. OR, maybe it was that one time that you offered a wacky take on Democrats being smarter than Republicans. Hell, it was probably the first time I saw your totally awesome avatar in 1998. You know, the crazy one with the cartoon guy who splats himself in the forehead and it makes kooky-colored stripes in his hair! Ya, that one!
Long story short, you suck. Seriously, you really, really do. It would be an early Christmas gift for me if you were to come back in this thread and attempt to defend yourself. As a matter of fact, call all of your political thread buddies, interupt their bridge game, and bring them along for the fun. I'll will spray loads of cum on them to the point where their cut & paste button on their keyboards, and their remote control button that allows them to flip back and forth from CNN to C-SPAN, are rendered useless.
Me, a "tedious spammer." Fucking idiot.