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Who would win in a game of 1-on-1?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:44 pm
by SaladTosser
Current day you vs. 18-year-old you - and what would the score be in a game to 11?
I believe the 18-year-old me would school the current day me to the tune of 11 - 4. Most likely, it would be ugly by all accounts, but I'v gotta think I could still hit one or two long-range jumpers, and then score a couple of more inside baskets because I've got 50 pounds on that skinny, shit-talking bitch.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:45 pm
by Bizzarofelice
18 year old me could dunk.
Current me is drunk.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:57 pm
by 420
This could be the best thread in the history of message boards!
I think it would end up in overtime. We are talking about a game of h.o.r.s.e.?
I'd totally cheat, and make me go back further on some jump shots, that'd I'd nailed, from deep.
I just hope dins doesn't find this thread, since he'd kick our ass. He's still skinny, and can almost "through"(alcohol) down.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:58 pm
by SaladTosser
Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.
How tall are you?*
*not trying to turn this into a dating forum
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:01 pm
by Bizzarofelice
SaladTosser wrote:Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.
How tall are you?*
6'4''
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:03 pm
by SaladTosser
Bizzarofelice wrote:SaladTosser wrote:Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.
How tall are you?*
6'4''
That's totally sweet.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:08 pm
by 420
SaladTosser wrote:Bizzarofelice wrote:SaladTosser wrote:
How tall are you?*
6'4''
That's totally sweet.
Not really. If I were 6'4", It'd make my
Magic Johnson look really small, and I'd feel like shit and never want to hang out with it.
As it "stands" I look like a porn star, and my self-esteem is kinda, pretty good.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:57 pm
by ElvisMonster
18 yr old me could run around for more than 5 minutes without needing to grab a smoke and a beer. 36 year old me could punish on the inside, though. Lots of leaning. 18 yr old me 11 36 yr old me 3. Unless now me found my jump shot. Then it would be 18 yr old me 11 36 yr old me 4.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:09 pm
by Wolfman
18 ???
hell--could play pick up games all day long and not
even get tired !!
now ???
a couple trips up and back and I'm sucking wind !!
then: 6'3" 180--dunking
now: 6'3" 280-- maybe one foot vertical !!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:13 pm
by ElvisMonster
Wolfman wrote:18 ???
hell--could play pick up games all day long and not
even get tired !!
now ???
a couple trips up and back and I'm sucking wind !!
then: 6'3" 180--dunking
now: 6'3" 280-- maybe one foot vertical !!
What's the fucking SCORE, old man?! DIDN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING FIRST POST IN THIS FUCKING THREAD?!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:20 pm
by Wolfman
"old man" ?? cute
--what score do you want it to be--"punk" ??
ok--- we playing to 11 baskets ??
me at 18: 11
me now: 2
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:34 pm
by Tom In VA
Wolfman = Morita
EM = Kove
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:45 am
by Doug near DC
I was 6'0" 185 and could dunk at 18
I think the score would be 11-6 in favor of the 18 year old, but I can still nail a 3 ball or two.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
420 wrote:As it "stands" I look like a porn star, and my self-esteem is kinda, pretty good.
Annie Sprinkle?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:53 pm
by Uncle Fester
Sensei doesn't even know a basic wrestler's grip?
His hands are balled up in little fists of fury. :)
Dinsdale should be all over that pic.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:53 pm
by Dinsdale
18yo Dins would be able to slightly outmaneuver 39yo Dins, do his half-assed dunk to finish, and would probably win 11-9.
But 39yo Dins would end up going home with 18yo Dins' girlfriend, so he'd walk away with the BODE.
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:48 pm
by marinerfan
18 yr old me: 11
current me: 0
sin,
Landon freaking Turner
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:49 pm
by marinerfan
18 yr old me: 11
current me: 0
sin,
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:25 am
by bbqjones
i used to be able to touch the rim (sup cuda)
im the same height as antonio bandbaddass.
plus a sweet running hook shot. -0 unstoppable
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:33 pm
by smackaholic
depends what we're playing.
Half court 1 on 1 would be close. 18 year old me still hadn't figured out proper 1 hand jump shot form, but, had deadly baby hook bank anywhere inside 10 ft. Current me better outside and extra ft lbs would knock that young punk on his ass when he went to that weak baby hook shit. If 18 yo me could go to his left, it'd be a different story.
Full court 5 on 5? Team 43 y.o. would get run out of the gym. Actually, that's not correct. 5 minutes in team current me would have a heart attack. Leaving the gym would involve a gurney and paramedics.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:01 pm
by Dinsdale
Uncle Fester wrote:Dinsdale should be all over that pic.
Bullshit aside -- I (or anyone else without their head up their ass) would be out of that and raining hatred on that dude's dome so fast, he wouldn't know what hit him...seriously. I can quickly count no less than 3 mistakes, any one of which would end badly for the person trying to drop that psuedo-choke.
You know...since you brought it up and all.