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Why did you quit drinking, 'Tosser?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:00 pm
by ElvisMonster
I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling?
Re: Why did you quit drinking, 'Tosser?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:05 pm
by SaladTosser
ElvisMonster wrote:I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling?
I'll save you from having to search for the other 14 times I've posted this ...........................................
1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer per day
feeling like shit
bleeding from my anus hole
Oh, and my doctor told me my liver was going all Mickey Mantle
I hope you don't think less of me. Oh, and by the way, you are the 4th customer here in this new forum. Please be sure to pick up your commemorative AP Bobble Eye Doll on the way out.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:26 pm
by Wandering Lazy Eye
Awesome gift. I could use one here and here.
Re: Why did you quit drinking, 'Tosser?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:28 pm
by RadioFan
SaladTosser wrote:Oh, and my doctor told me my liver was going all Mickey Mantle
Now you've done it.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:44 pm
by ElvisMonster
1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly? So if I'm under a twelve pack, I'm still mostly cool for a little while, right?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:54 pm
by SaladTosser
ElvisMonster wrote:1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly?
Ya. Usually at least a 30-pack of Milwaukees Best Light. RACK me.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:09 pm
by Tom In VA
ElvisMonster wrote:1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly? So if I'm under a twelve pack, I'm still mostly cool for a little while, right?
For more than a little while. It's beer 13 that usually signals the death knell. 12 a day no problem. Hell 24 a day would be no problem if it wasn't for that 13th beer.
So as long as you can avoid beer 13, you're safe.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:15 pm
by ElvisMonster
Roger. Skip 13. I'll count 'em out and leave that one in the case. WAR math!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:17 pm
by Louis Cyphre
Shake up number 13 and give it to a friend or significant other.
Re: Why did you quit drinking, 'Tosser?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:56 pm
by Dinsdale
SaladTosser wrote:bleeding from my anus hole
We call that "friday."
Sin,
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:05 am
by Mister Bushice
We call that "mvscals joke from last week"
Re: Why did you quit drinking, 'Tosser?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:06 am
by Mister Bushice
SaladTosser wrote:ElvisMonster wrote:I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling?
I'll save you from having to search for the other 14 times I've posted this ...........................................
1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer per day
Just how large was that beer belly? That's like 3000 calories of carbs a day