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I really have no idea why. I guess it's because I crave recognition and acceptance.

1. Anyway, this lady at work gave a few of us pints of Crown Royal today as Christmas presents. I'm guessing that my bottle won't make it home unopened.

2. I started a new franchise on Madden '07 a few days ago. Went 3-1 in the preseason and then dropped my home opener to the fucking Bears. I was all like "UnWAR! :angryface:". Looking to even up my record a little later on this evening.

3. WAR those crockpot meals in a bag that you can buy. You just throw 'em in on your way to work and come back and add a couple of things and then you eat 30 minutes later. The chicken and dumplings meal is epic.

4. I forget what four was for.
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4) discipline your body
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This board is like TT light.
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I think I'm going to take a slug of Crown Royal during this next stop set. Don't tell anybody.
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Mmm! That Hennigan's goes down smooth, and afterwords you don't even smell! That's right folks I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't smell! Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's. The no smell, the no tell Scotch.
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ElvisMonster wrote: You just throw 'em in on your way to work and come back and add a couple of things and then you eat 30 minutes later. The chicken and dumplings meal is epic.
so you "set it and forget it"......

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ElvisMonster wrote:Mmm! That Hennigan's goes down smooth, and afterwords you don't even smell! That's right folks I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't smell! Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's. The no smell, the no tell Scotch.
same thing with natty light, a couple of sticks of red cinim, cinnamo. gum. and a couple of hard boilaed eggs.

i dont do liqour a well but when i do do liqour, as i dio it well.
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I just had another nip ('sup, Bace?) and then in a few minutes I'm going to Walgreen's and then I'm going to go have dinner with some friends and they're going to give me presents. WAR that. They have a Wii. Fucking epic. After I leave, I'll go back to El Casa de Elvis te Amo and play that Madden game I was talking about earlier.
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ive masturbaddened three times today.

one more and ima going to bwed.
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bbqjones wrote:ive masturbaddened three times today.

one more and ima going to bwed.
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Fatsak wrote:
bbqjones wrote:ive masturbaddened three times today.

one more and ima going to bwed.
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