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If you had to have one or the other, which would you choose?

I'd probably choose to be walleyed because that way you could wear sunglasses all of the time and nobody would know. But you'd have to wear a scarf all the time to cover your hairlip and you'd look like that one kid from Fat Albert and even then people would know you were a hairlip every time you tried to sing.

it's "woodeye" not walleye....

god I hate when people fuck up a joke.....

he's a disk jockey, cut him some slack.


Could you play red red wine by ub40

hey would you like to dance!?

srry late

ElvisMonster wrote: I'd probably choose to be walleyed because that way you could wear sunglasses all of the time and nobody would know. But you'd have to wear a scarf all the time to cover your hairlip and you'd look like that one kid from Fat Albert and even then people would know you were a hairlip every time you tried to sing.

Sincerely,

Jack Handey

I'd prefer a slope in my forehead. I could get strippers to grind their pussies on it and stuff.

PSUFAN wrote:I'd prefer a slope in my forehead. I could get strippers to grind their pussies on it and stuff.

Dude, it's kinda rude to come into EM's thread and run smack on him. This forum isn't like that.

Thanks for ruining what had the potential to be the first archivable thread from this epic new forum. I think you all owe me a BIG apology.



By the way, I was being sarcastic when I said "thanks". I totally am doing the opposite of that. I'm NOT thanking you.

what's hairlipped?

Cleft palate'd.

ElvisMonster wrote:Cleft palate'd.

thanks, doug.

umm... rather she be wall-eyed. then at least she can have phone nookie. a cleft palette can only hiss sensually to her lover.

RUSTERED!!!1 :mad:

ElvisMonster wrote:RUSTERED!!!1 :mad:

so if you're still taking requests.......

I'd like to hear "Dancing on the Ceiling"......

can you see if you could spin that ....er cue that up in the next hour.....

tia

Bizzarofelice wrote:what's hairlipped?

ElvisMonster wrote:If you had to have one or the other, which would you choose?

I'd probably choose to be walleyed because that way you could wear sunglasses all of the time and nobody would know. But you'd have to wear a scarf all the time to cover your hairlip and you'd look like that one kid from Fat Albert and even then people would know you were a hairlip every time you tried to sing.

Here's another fashion tip for the hairlipped user browsing this forum: pull the neck of your turtleneck all the way up to your nostrils like that guy in the bazooka joe comics.

walleyed, definitely, cleft lip is for losers with poor nutrition.

At least I give a shit,
About the stuff I eat,
Yeah! I care about...

joshnono wrote:...nutrition.