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...is gonna get fucked right below the white tail with a barbed wire condom, and then I'm gonna donkey punch the hairy hoofed douche bag as I shoot my egg nog onto it's rack. Believe it.

Merry fucking Christmas you mexican elk.

unwar thinking this was gonna be a reindeer asseat thread

At the North Pole, we call that Wednesday.

We also like to give Vixen a "Mike Backer."

put ear to ground mike...




velocet

velocet wrote:put ear to ground mike...




velocet

That's a reset that hasn't been seen in a dog's age.


RACK Velocet

Mike Backer, I'll be your huckleberry.


↑ If anyone can name both contexts of that reset I'll give you my ivories. ↑

One is NOT the movie "Tombstone" because Doc Holiday in that movie says "I'm your huckleberry".

Blitzen wrote:Mike Backer, I'll be your huckleberry.


↑ If anyone can name both contexts of that reset I'll give you my ivories. ↑

If no one gives a shit, what do we all get?

I can't wait for Mike Backer to finish buggering Rudolph in the pellet-maker, pull out his cock and give him a little mud-colored Hitler 'stache right underneath his shiny nose. He'll wipe his shaft on the drapes, snake Mrs. Claus's Hotpockets and a sixer of diet Sprite and make his exit.

Man, do I love Christmas...

OCmike wrote: If no one gives a shit, what do we all get?

Less and less 'bode.

Mike Backer couldn't bugger a corpse with icicle.


Tom, I paraphrased the reset. Quit being such a thin skinned douche.

Blitzen wrote:

Tom, I paraphrased the reset. Quit being such a thin skinned douche.

1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit.

2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation.

3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party.

Tom In VA wrote: 1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit.

2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation.

3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party.

1. The next time I need your help I'll write "HELP" on your chest with a soldering iron. I don't have opposible thumbs so the writing might be a little sketchy. Keep an eye out for that.

2. The only thing I motivate you hairless bipeds toward is body surfing with a herd of lemmings. There's a big water slide at the West end of the stage. Rock on, pinky.

3. I appreciate your concern but I've got it covered. This isn't my first trip.

Blitzen wrote:

Tom In VA wrote: 1. In a contest, precision and accuracy are key. Just helping you avoid a lawsuit.

2. 2007 New Years Resolution, thanks for the motivation.

3. Be safe and don't forget your gasmask this year just in case Cupid eats and drinks too much at the Christmas Party.

1. The next time I need your help I'll write "HELP" on your chest with a soldering iron. I don't have opposible thumbs so the writing might be a little sketchy. Keep an eye out for that.

2. The only thing I motivate you hairless bipeds toward is body surfing with a herd of lemmings. There's a big water slide at the West end of the stage. Rock on, pinky.

3. I appreciate your concern but I've got it covered. This isn't my first trip.

Excellent, maybe then you can answer me this ...

What does Blitzen(Blixem) have in common with Jamie Lee Curtis ? It's an office party trivia thing, I'd like to win.

TIA.

Tom In VA wrote: What does Blitzen(Blixem) have in common with Jamie Lee Curtis ? It's an office party trivia thing, I'd like to win.

We're both more masculine than you.

gay.

Blitzen wrote:

Tom In VA wrote: What does Blitzen(Blixem) have in common with Jamie Lee Curtis ? It's an office party trivia thing, I'd like to win.

We're both more masculine than you.

Not according to the facts. See, you started off as a female a doe. Then somehow managed to become a "stag".

In essence you both were born with female and male characteristics making discerning your actual sex very difficult.


You chose "male", Jamie Lee chose "female"

But you're both.

Not that there's anything wrong with that "Lightening".

Regardless of sexual hardware and orientation you are a tremendous pussy. It's good of you to be honest and not waste time denying that.

Blitzen wrote:It's good of you to be honest and not waste time denying that.

Your magnificence is exceeded only by your estrous scent. Thank you for your insight.


I will take action on it immediately.