T1B

You folks doin' ok out there? Got all your Christmas shopping done?

Hello?

Should we mobilize the National Guard to come dig your asses out?

Great story.

ya' think?

In lieu of this, I'll take 27 pog stories and a 16 month commitment to Enzyte, please.

Daddy, where do all the evil liberal black people go when it snows?

Sin,
Average fucking inbred child of T1B posters

Gunslinger wrote:

Daddy, where do all the evil liberal black people go when it snows?

Sin,
Average fucking inbred child of T1B posters

Gunslinger always cuts to the quick. Happy things and seasoned greetings for a happy time this RamaHanukkahKwanzaMasIvUs
to you an yours.

May your stocking be filled with the entire "Blacks on Blondes" series.

all the bad weather around the country may force the space shuttle to land in IB's lap.

30" in the driveway much?

Got it.

Cuda wrote:30" in the driveway much?

Well Coods, at least your power is still on, which is nice.

They get I-70 opened up much?

We're enjoying like 50 degree weather and sunny here today on the first day of winter, chuckling over our high plains neighbors plight. Our company president got snowed in and is holing up in one of our sales reps crib out there. The stories are going to be priceless.

Sucks to be you much? Get to shoveling.

that ain't near enough trucks to get annie cleared off.

Gunslinger wrote:

Daddy, where do all the evil liberal black people go when it snows?

next door, to rob their liberal black neighbor, who's shoveling his driveway to get to work.

postponed the suns/nuggets game. gee golly. awaszfully conveinentws. no melo, no iverson. both teams were able to play and the officials were all there. nothing to stop the RED HOT FUCKING SUNS, THAN A PUSSY ASS BLIZZARD. denver pussies

quite the clusterfuck at the airport. Nice memories, to be sure.

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DENVER - Nearly 5,000 travelers who mistakenly thought they were beating the Christmas rush struggled to find a hotel room or faced another night on the hard floor at Denver's snowbound airport Thursday after a blizzard paralyzed the city.

The storm blanketed most of Colorado under 2 feet of snow, bringing businesses, government and holiday shopping to a standstill, shutting down the nation's fifth-busiest airport and creating a ripple effect that disrupted air travel around the country just days before Christmas.

"We can't go home; the highway's closed. We can't get to the car; it's 10 miles away. And the hotels are not cheap," said Jodie Hartfield of Colorado Springs, who spent a sleepless night squeezed between a signboard and a phone booth with her husband and three young children.

Denver International Airport — once touted as storm-proof — closed on Wednesday afternoon, and a spokesman said it would not reopen until noon Friday. By then, more than 2,000 flights in and out of Denver will have been canceled, officials said.

On Wednesday night, airport authorities provided a few hundred cots for the estimated 4,700 stranded travelers and doled out scratchy Red Cross blankets, along with diapers and baby formula. But there wasn't nearly enough bedding to go around.

Hundreds of travelers slept in lines at ticket counters. Others huddled on bench seats, or sought shelter against walls and counters, covering themselves with clothing, luggage and newspapers. The baggage pick-up area proved a popular spot — it was dark enough to sleep.

Plows plied the runways, but falling and drifting snow covered them all over again within 30 minutes, airport spokesman Steve Snyder said.

Airport managers tried to persuade travelers to leave. Public-address announcements emphasized there would be no flights for another day, and plows cleared parking lots and worked the 10-mile access road to Interstate 70. Officials organized convoys of 10 buses, led by a snowplow, to take travelers to hotels 25 miles away in downtown Denver, 800 at a time.

One angry passenger, pharmacist Robert Helmer, waited for the first convoy of the day with bags under his eyes.

Helmer managed to get on a United Airlines flight to St. Louis on Wednesday morning, sat for an hour waiting for a late-arriving flight attendant, then three more hours on the tarmac before the flight was finally canceled. He spent the night on the airport floor, covered by what he could find in his carry-on bag.

"There's a lot of very bitter people here, and I'm one of them," Helmer said. "This was major mismanagement."

It was the biggest snowstorm to hit Colorado since a March blizzard in 2003 that shut down the region and killed six.

The storm brought life to a standstill for 3.8 million people along the Front Range — a 170-mile urban corridor along the eastern edge of the Rockies that includes Denver. Police and National Guardsmen rescued hundreds of people stuck in cars.

Some mountain areas got more than 3 feet of snow, and up to 25 inches fell in the Denver metropolitan area.

Despite the slick roads and deep drifts, there were no immediate reports of any deaths or serious injuries were reported.

But Denver's normally bustling downtown was all but empty Thursday morning, with a few people trudging down the middle of unplowed streets. Other people got around by snowmobile. Mail delivery across the region was suspended, and many malls were closed on what should have been one of the busiest shopping days of the year.

The storm — which lingered through midday Thursday — also shut down I-70 and I-25, major routes through the West.

Hartfield's family, desperate to get to Seattle, managed to rebook a flight for Christmas Eve, but held out hope of getting onto an earlier standby flight.

Hartfield and her husband, Andy, used luggage, Red Cross blankets, a cot and a flattened cardboard box scrounged from another family to wall off a spot for the night. While the parents tended 5-month-old Michael, their other children, Drew, 5, and Alexis, 3, made an adventure of the mess.

"The kids had a blast. It was like a camping trip for them," Hartfield said. "But we were tossing and turning the whole night."

Global warming......it has to be.....I tell you!

Rachel Nichols is stranded in denver waiting for iverson to arrive.

It always tears at my heartstrings whenever I see the trucks in the Missing Man formation at snowplow driver funerals.

:pours one out for my dead homie:

Were getting hit with round 2 now!
Unprecedented for this area, two huge blizzards within a week from each other! The plows never made it to the neighborhood streets after the first one. Round 2 is piling on top of several inches of packed snow and ice left over from round 1.

I blame Bush