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Who remembers those Rapmasters albums from the late 80's? They were basically conglomerations of watered down hip hop radio edits. We delivered a ton of them to Ohio and Missouri. Real white core neighborhoods and kids named Dylan, Tyler, Kyler, Tyvan, Ryker, and shit. What is it with white suburban middle managers naming their kids crap and throwing in a "y" wherever they can? I poop on them.

These NOW albums are the same lame scene revisited. I loathe them and I will poop on you if you ask Santa for one. If you ask for a NOW Album and you're over 13 years old I will stomp a mudhole in your eye and hump you in it. After I blow a load into your brain I'll piss down your throat and leave you face down in a pig farm.

OH OH OH!

I be like down an shit with da Rapmasters, yo yo.

Sin,

Ice Nishlorder

I remember Mr. Magic's Rap Attack.

Was Rapmasters a compilation did it include "Newcleus" and "The Skinny Boys" ?

Thanks for the Chuck Brown and The Soul Searchers album in 86 though, all the white breads at my school were impressed. Still bitter about not getting the gold rope chain with name plate and the fat laces for my FILA's, though.

Blitzenfelice?

BSmack wrote:Blitzenfelice?

Blitzen be haytin' but 314 been stuntin' like mah daddy since 1990. No front.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

BSmack wrote:Blitzenfelice?

Blitzen be haytin' but 314 been stuntin' like mah daddy since 1990. No front.

I be needin a Bablefish.

Tom in VA's Adidas will be givin' suckah MC's all kind of Joy 'N Pain to Spinderella and the Real Roxanne.

Help from Babelfelice:

Blitzen wrote:Tom in VA's Adidas

Run DMC

Joy 'N Pain

sunshine
rain
always fresh

Spinderella

attractive?

Real Roxanne.

UTFO

Yo B you is packin'

You know I'm strapped

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Spinderella

attractive?

Spinderella's not a fella
Spinderella's not a fella
wick wick wack
Spinderella's not a fella
But a real DJ!

Jsc810 wrote:After this song, rap went downhill fast.

thanks for your valued and informed opinion, old cracker.

Uncle Fester wrote:OH OH OH!

I be like down an shit with da Rapmasters, yo yo.

Sin,

Ice Nishlorder

Oh dear.

In the 80's and early 90's, I was down like Bace. I had ALL the rap vinyl. Now, my CD collection consists of Country, every single Prince release, and this ........................





Best. Ever.

Me & Eric B and a nice big plate of this...which is my favorite dish

Mega Racks all around.




Anyone remember ......


JoeSki Love ?

Blitzen wrote:Me & Eric B and a nice big plate of fish...which is my favorite dish

FTFYYSFR

Why would the president even acknowledge rap?


For myself, I prefer music.

Dinsdale wrote: For myself, I prefer music.

Drums and Space were cool. Infra-Red Roses.

Dinsdale wrote:For myself, I prefer music.

Says dude who gathers around a campfire to smoke pot with his granola buddies while listening to Gordon Lightfoot.

I have the D-F part of my CD collection wif me today and broke out the EPMD Strictly Business.

Yo Yo Yo

See da ho lying in her black satin dress
In da crib fo gettin' busy but I ain't gonna confess
Yo Yo Yo
Sun
Down
You
Better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs

I'm gonna get my nine, Yo.

SaladTosser wrote:Says dude who gathers around a campfire to smoke pot with his granola buddies while listening to Gordon Lightfoot.

ST, you'd better take care -- if I find you've been creepin round my back stairs.

Sometimes, I think it's a shame when I find M2 funny when I'm feeling no pain.

SaladTosser wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:For myself, I prefer music.

Says dude who gathers around a campfire to smoke pot with his granola buddies while listening to Gordon Lightfoot.

You make it sound like a bad thing.

Nishlord wrote:

Uncle Fester wrote:OH OH OH!

I be like down an shit with da Rapmasters, yo yo.

Sin,

Ice Nishlorder

Oh dear.

Uh-oh.

Stand back everybody, I think Nish is going to call me a cunt.

Wh
Wh
Why ya wanna front
and call Fester a cunt
it be an s to the i to the l l y
little stunt an do you really wanna die

I'm talkin Hamms bitch
Keep my pimp hand strong
Drink Hamms, while you twitch
Bustin' caps in yo ass with my ho in a thong

H to the A, that's what I say
M, M, S
Hamms bitch
Now take of yo dress.

The legend lives on from SC3 on down
Of the big douche, they call him Crown Royal
The fag it is said, only gives black men head
And occasionally sucks on ass-boils

He snapped pics with pride, with a sissy by his side
In some attempt to prove that he's hetero
As far as homos go, he was bigger than most
Though in his hair there were remnants of semen
Engaging in frottage and stretched-out balloon knottage
And a steamer I believe they call "Cleaveland"
And later that night when the tinkerbell rang
Could it be Dukey-love they'd been feelin'?

The camera when cklicked made a tattle-tale sound
As the morons posted their pictures
And every troll knew, even PSU
That the wytch of the 'Hoontah would come stealin'




What were we talking about again?

Dinsdale wrote: The fag it is said, only gives black men head

Dinsdale is a Gunslinger troll ?

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:After this song, rap went downhill fast.

thanks for your valued and informed opinion, old cracker.

I bet Jsc has that red and white all-in-one hanging in the wardrobe in anticipation of New Years Eve.

Hip-Hop was proper all the way up to Step Into A World by KRS. And when 50 Cunt and all those arseholes disappear, it'll be proper again.

NOW That's what I Call Crapmasters!

I had an extra C. You can keep it.

No love for De La Soul?

Y'all are sad.

I've probably mentioned this before, but when I worked in the Record and Tape Exchange in Notting Hill, I sold $6,000 worth of second-hand vinyl to Maseo.

I have never been more envious of another human being in my life.