If we lose to the Niners...

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:54 am

...does that make the Broncos ghey?

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:16 am

I dunno, but a 55-10 loss in a Super Bowl would have proved that years ago.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:19 am

That was....an ass beating. What made it worse was the fact that it was 55-10 with about 14 minutes left in the 4th. And I'm not shitting you.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:25 am

WhatsMyName wrote:If we lose to the Niners...

If we do I hope KC shit the bed in their early game. I want Cutler to get a playoff game under his belt!

drummer wrote:I dunno, but a 55-10 loss in a Super Bowl would have proved that years ago.

Back to Back Super Bowl victories made up for it!

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:28 am

Nolan has made it clear to the team that this game is gonna be somewhat of an audition for next years roster, meaning that guys like Kwame Harris better show something to prove he belongs on the team next year.

With 40 million $$$under the cap, and quite a few draft picks in the 1-4 rounds, Nolan plans to finish cleaning Donahue's house, and kick a few scrubs to the curb.

Denver will still win though.

I think the 89 49er team was an absolute machine.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:40 am

If the Niners beat the donks, I'll walk barefoot over the still smoldering coals from the Arrowhead tailgate. Twice.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:04 am

WhatsMyName wrote:...does that make the Broncos ghey?

Yes. Regardless of outcome.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:59 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Truman wrote:
. wrote:...does that make the Broncos ghey?
Yes. Regardless of outcome.
SLINGS.

Why does the movie dumb and dumber come to mind?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:56 am

godzilla2002 wrote: Why does the movie dumb and dumber come to mind?

Because it's about Losers in Colorado?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:36 am

Truman wrote:
godzilla2002 wrote: Why does the movie dumb and dumber come to mind?
Because it's about Losers in Colorado?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:56 am

You know, its times like these, when Truman in KC issues a beatdown in 2 lines and 10 total words, that I remember why I like this forum and its predecessors.

And another thing: the value of having an All Time Great in any given team Nation. Doesn't even really matter what the rest of the crew posts in the way of fuck ups or good stuff, the ones upon which the gold standard is reckoned are the final line of defense of the Nation's character and dignity.

Fact is, there are only a few fan Nations here with an All Timer to count on at all: TDOTRF featuring Truman; Raidernation lead by poptart and BrownsPound headlined by Qbert.

All other fanbases have good posters but lack a certified Mover of Heaven and Earth as NFL Smack goes. (Niner Nation used to have one... Good luck wherever you are, Nye).

'Skins Nation has been a sad fucking place this year. We had some... expectations, as you might imagine, from all the hype and in being the Champs of March.... yeah, I'm not making excuses but we've been in a daze from the shock of our team sucking and our output reflecting that. Thankfully BD and Stuckinia were around to staunch the bleeding 'cause without G.O. (grego), Carl, Jeff in DC and... god I hate saying this... GDUmB our total representation was in danger of becoming extinct.

velocet

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:57 am

Truman wrote:The Broncos are gay

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:SLINGS

Raydah James wrote:

Classic smack boys!

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:59 am

velocet wrote:All other fanbases have good posters but lack a certified Mover of Heaven and Earth as NFL Smack goes. (Niner Nation used to have one... Good luck wherever you are, Nye).

Whatever happened to Nye? I have quite a few 49er boards bookmarked, yet I don't believe he posts on any of them, if he did at all.

Cowboy fan has been pretty quiet this week too.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:30 am

velocet wrote:

Fact is, there are only a few fan Nations here with an All Timer to count on at all: TDOTRF featuring Truman; Raidernation lead by poptart and BrownsPound headlined by Qbert.

Get fucked, skinsword swallower.

And godzirra, chop chop on the wipe up-that silver and black colored gak from my snatch slayer isnt going to clean itself off your woman, bitch.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:42 am

Raydah James wrote:
velocet wrote:

Fact is, there are only a few fan Nations here with an All Timer to count on at all: TDOTRF featuring Truman; Raidernation lead by poptart and BrownsPound headlined by Qbert.
Get fucked, skinsword swallower.

And godzirra, chop chop on the wipe up-that silver and black colored gak from my snatch slayer isnt going to clean itself off your woman, bitch.

No doubt in my mind you’re a low-life raider fan!
Why are you at your mom’s house in front of the computer, it’s Friday night dude, shouldn’t you be on the streets with a can of spray paint?
It’s punk like you that make the Raiders looking like shit all season year after year all the better!

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:52 am

Raydah James wrote:
velocet wrote:Fact is, there are only a few fan Nations here with an All Timer to count on at all: TDOTRF featuring Truman; Raidernation lead by poptart and BrownsPound headlined by Qbert.
Get fucked, skinsword swallower.

What's wrong with what I wrote?

velocet

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:04 pm

Cory Nye and his White Pride Tiger Beat posse grew out of message board play a couple of boards back.

Us, we're still refusing to grow up.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:17 pm

godzilla2002 wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
velocet wrote:

Fact is, there are only a few fan Nations here with an All Timer to count on at all: TDOTRF featuring Truman; Raidernation lead by poptart and BrownsPound headlined by Qbert.
Get fucked, skinsword swallower.

And godzirra, chop chop on the wipe up-that silver and black colored gak from my snatch slayer isnt going to clean itself off your woman, bitch.
No doubt in my mind you’re a low-life raider fan!
Why are you at your mom’s house in front of the computer, it’s Friday night dude, shouldn’t you be on the streets with a can of spray paint?
It’s punk like you that make the Raiders looking like shit all season year after year all the better!

I can almost picture your tard ass waving a cane back and forth cursing my name out loud before furiously hammering your keyboard and slamming submit with that shit response. Didnt mean to cut into you taking the squeegee to your womans glaze goggled eyeballs.

Snap Snap on the wash up too-The KC clan is in line after me, cunt.

Also, how soon can we expect your meltdown thread when the denver donkeypunched get knocked out of the playoffs at the last possible moment?

Fucking sopping twat.

velocet wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
velocet wrote:Fact is, there are only a few fan Nations here with an All Timer to count on at all: TDOTRF featuring Truman; Raidernation lead by poptart and BrownsPound headlined by Qbert.
Get fucked, skinsword swallower.

What's wrong with what I wrote?

velocet

Poptart is to be addressed as sir poptart, motherfucker.

And how the hell can you label Tru the leader of the DOTRF when he averages .003 posts a fucking year? I'd throw Wags or even Pauls myopic ass ahead of him

No love for the Cowboy representatives here? DallasFanatic brings it strong weekly, as does DickHeadhunter. Eaglefan rep's well with BBMarley leading the way, as does Donkfan led by Ghost_coloredskinKnifes slicing my shitchute, and Feeldix.

Looking at it even closer, the BallSkins fanbase is the weakest representative here-I mean, WTF? One losing season and you guys dissapear altogether?

Pussies.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:57 pm

Raydah James wrote:No love for the Cowboy representatives here? DallasFanatic brings it strong weekly, as does DickHeadhunter.

Cowboy fan doesn't look to Skin fan for validation.

Their fan base here has dried up considerably after one losing season. Your right RJ...pussies. Hell, I've been on these boards thru the fooking Campo years. Thats dedication.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:06 pm

Raydah James wrote:
And how the hell can you label Tru the leader of the DOTRF when he averages .003 posts a fucking year?l

Truman is the ninja assassin of the DOTRF. You don't see Ninja Assassins out wondering around, you know, just hanging out at the bar. First, they really can't drink with that hood thingy on, and second the grease from the chciken wings would make their hands all slick and the couldn't hold onto their Katana blades. Ninja are stealthy, unseen, and just when your sitting there..... *ZAP* you get a throwing star in the neck or Nunchucked upside the head.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:08 pm

I would say the DOTRF can choose their own leader. Besides leaders let their minions do most of the dirty work.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:38 pm

poptart wrote:Cory Nye and his White Pride Tiger Beat posse grew out of message board play a couple of boards back.

So you ran him?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:33 pm

A Mule loss and KC is in the playoffs. Cincy and Tenn losing along with the KC win make this possible.

I am the biggest Niner fan on the planet right now.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:44 pm

I'm a huge Vernon Davis Fan in this game

420 · Post by **420** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:20 pm

Pray that Turner wakes up... and takes the ball out of Alex Smith's throwing hand and feeds the Gore Monster.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:50 pm

KC Scott wrote:I'm a huge Vernon Davis Fan in this game

Fuck me for not starting Travis Taylor.

420 · Post by **420** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:55 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Frank "The Fucking Tank JOB" Gore....NIIIIICE job hauling in that pass.

Oh wait, he DIDN'T and Champ Bailey took it to the house.

FUCK OFF in advance, m2.

Not only are you a fat pig... you're as dumb as shit.

Smith threw a 100 mph fastball high from 5 yards away.

You really need to get your face out of the bucket of KFC long enough to see the whole play and not just the result of the play... you inbreed sow.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:14 pm

War Wagon wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I'm a huge Vernon Davis Fan in this game
Fuck me for not starting Travis Taylor.

Yea, I saw that.

I figured you'd be melting over that TD pass to Gonzo that was ruled at the 1, too

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:24 pm

OH MY GOD!!!

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:51 pm

Thank you network suits for switching to the Niner-Chief game.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:08 am

Niners just got hosed on that call - Incomplete?

bullshit, it was a catch and he was down with a knee

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:09 am

WTF?

Clearly a completed pass and down before the ball came out.

These refs blew the call TWICE!

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:10 am

Agreed. It was either a catch or a catch then fumble. Incomplete was like a compromise BS call.

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:24 am

War Wagon wrote:WTF?

Clearly a completed pass and down before the ball came out.

These refs blew the call TWICE!

I'm pretty sure they have side jobs on Saturday's as Pac 10 officials.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:32 am

Prevent defense sucks horse cocks

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:35 am

Great call on 3rd down 9ers.

Fucking douchebags

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:36 am

Nolan is gonna choke this game away.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:37 am

Wonder what happens if they tie? Just curious...

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:39 am

The Tank is going to come up huge.

Mark my words.

You're welcome KC.

Enjoy the playoffs.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:43 am

you operate under the misguided assumption the 9ers hold.

Stats show 50% of the time the team that wins the toss in OT goes on to score.

NFL badly needs to adopt the college OT format

T1B

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