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Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:44 am
by Franko
So I decided to set up a fake email account in one of her friend's names and bait this bitch and it worked like a charm. I got all the answers I was looking for.

So here is how I am going to end it.
Franko wrote: Jenna,

It looks like I found the answers I was looking for. Sorry I had to be so sneaky, but I wanted to make an informed decision based on the truth. I know you can relate to and respect my sneakiness since you have been nothing but covert since July. On the flip side of that coin, you wouldn’t know the truth if it stuck its big black dick up your twice aborted cunt. Oops, bad example. (sidebar - she went thru her mudshark phase 4 years ago and says she is embarassed by it. She also had 2 abortions...both white guys though.)

Amazing how on December 8th you were ready to get married and have my kids, yet I was supposedly the one always talking about marriage. Oh, that’s right; you were drunk when you said that, so you shouldn’t be held accountable. Fuck you. You have to trust and admire your significant other to have a happy, successful, and lasting relationship, and I have never, and will never, have either for you.

Nice to know December 24 thru January 6 was a complete fraud. I especially love the touch where you invited me down to meet your ENTIRE family. You are one cold bitch. Remember when I banged you like a screen door in a hurricane and you came all over my ten and a half inch cock like a geyser 4 times during that span? And yet you continued your undercover act with another guy the whole time.

During that span, it is also nice to know how you drunk dialed me at 2 a.m., when Sherry and Liz were over at your house, to drop an L-Bomb on me. And you followed that up by sleeping with some dude moments later. Some Texas hillbilly was sleeping shirtless on top of my crusted cum stains when I wasn’t around. Outstanding! That is comedy gold right there. Scoreboard me. Next time you kiss him, ask him how my dick tastes. The correct answer would be HUGE.

Jenna, it’s time to face the facts: with your insecurities, there will ALWAYS be another guy in your world. Sure his name changes from Greg, to Lance, to Derek, to Tom, to Sam, to Gary, to nogs like Marcus and Ron (you didn’t know I knew about big black Ron, did you? How disgusting…your dad must be so proud) to whomever you insist on coming back to your house to do inordinate amounts of cocaine at 2 a.m. - he has a different name every time, but the guy is still the same. It just goes to show that, like many of your girlfriends, you will open up your cock garage for anyone who shows you the slightest bit of interest. Yeah, that is the role model I want my daughter to look up to…(huge fucking rolleyes…)

Have fun in the Caribbean with your fuck buddy from Texas. I’m not sure if he has a girlfriend or not, but if he does, that won’t matter to you. Other people’s feelings never did. Tear that relationship up with your dishonesty and selfishness like you did ours. Fuck her. It’s not your fault she is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But most of all, I would like to thank you for leading me on and wasting my time. Hopefully, karma will find you real soon with a flaming case of genital herpes…oops, too late. At least I didn’t catch those from you. That would have been the cherry on top of moving back across the country, spending $10,000 and a night in jail, and losing out on two jobs only to protect your …ahem…”honor.” News flash, your honor is about as existent as a fart in the wind. (sidebar - arrested for a bar fight where she said some guy tied to rape her in the bathroom.)

Shhhh… listen very carefully. Do you hear that? No, I’m not talking about your biological clock ticking. (She's 34) I’m talking about the other sound. That is a sigh of relief coming from 90 miles due north. That is the sound one makes when one dodges a proverbial cold sore covered cannonball that would have been this relationship. Here’s to loading up on GlaxoSmithKline stock. (I’ll connect the dots for you Jenna. GlaxoSmithKline is the company that produces Valtrex.)

Jenna - a lying, conniving, selfish, dirty dishrag skank once told me: “Life is too short to drink warm beer.” It looks like she was right. It looks as if I was right as well. Now, pardon me while I set the skunked Pabst Blue Ribbon (i.e. YOU) out on the curb with the rest of the trash.

Now you have the rest of the story. Closure? Definitely.

And *BOOM* goes the dynamite!

Sin,

Franko
Fuck with the bull, you get the horns, baby.

Now, what I need to know is if I cc/bcc some of our mutual friends on this email, would I be breaking any laws or risking lawsuits (slander/libel/defamation)? [BillyRayValentine]Is there a lawyer in the house[/BillyRayValentine]

Christ! Where is Dinsdale when you need him?
(With my mom, right Dins? War pre-emptive strikes)

Discuss.

Oot.

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:10 am
by Dinsdale
Franko wrote:
Discuss.

I suspected you were a loser from your inability to pull better than this, and taking it as a better option than your right hand.

It went from "suspected" to "confirmed."

The next time I get that worried about a bottom of the barrel skank will be...never. You spent more time typing that e-mail than your buddies spent trying to get into her pants...but go ahead and twist that into you having "scoreboard" if you like.

Somebody got "scoreboard" out of that e-mail...I think you're just a little confused about who it was.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:15 am
by Franko
Ok Dins. I respect your .02. Noted, and thank you for your opinion.

I wanted feedback on the legal aspect of my post. You know it all. Help a nigga out.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:19 am
by Dinsdale
OK. I believe lawyers, and other members of the Bar refer to circumstances such as these as "being a douchebag."

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:30 am
by Trollfessor
WTF? Can you say what you want to say with a lot fewer words? I'm not reading all that.

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:32 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Franko wrote:And *BOOM* goes the dynamite!
That was really gay.

I hope you left that part out.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:36 am
by Franko
I'm more worried about slander/libel/defamation, but thanks for your legal opinion...

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:37 am
by Franko
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Franko wrote:And *BOOM* goes the dynamite!
That was really gay.

I hope you left that part out.

Noted and deleted.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:13 am
by Dinsdale
Franko wrote:I'm more worried about slander
Then you are legally an idiot.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:32 am
by Franko
correction: libel/defamation

You know what I meant.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:35 am
by PrimeX
I swear to fucking g0d and Admin. that this is not my troll.

Quit it with the PMs already.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:35 am
by Mister Bushice
my ten and a half inch cock
I'm not sending any money to an African Bank account, Mr Minjimbabe.

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:57 am
by RadioFan
Dinsdale wrote:The next time I get that worried about a bottom of the barrel skank will be...never. You spent more time typing that e-mail than your buddies spent trying to get into her pants...but go ahead and twist that into you having "scoreboard" if you like.

Somebody got "scoreboard" out of that e-mail...I think you're just a little confused about who it was.
RACK

Even if this alleged story of cheating is true, the very fact that you would spend one second typing out this tripe pretty much illustrates the opposite of this "point:"
Dumbass wrote:But most of all, I would like to thank you for leading me on and wasting my time.
This troll job sucks.

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:08 am
by OCmike
Franko wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Franko wrote:And *BOOM* goes the dynamite!
That was really gay.

I hope you left that part out.

Noted and deleted.
If your purpose is to give her a giant "fuck you" on your way out the door, you'd do better by sticking to blasts like:
you wouldn’t know the truth if it stuck its big black dick up your twice aborted cunt
and ditching whiny-sounding paragraphs like these:
Have fun in the Caribbean with your fuck buddy from Texas. I’m not sure if he has a girlfriend or not, but if he does, that won’t matter to you. Other people’s feelings never did. Tear that relationship up with your dishonesty and selfishness like you did ours. Fuck her. It’s not your fault she is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But most of all, I would like to thank you for leading me on and wasting my time. Hopefully, karma will find you real soon with a flaming case of genital herpes…oops, too late. At least I didn’t catch those from you. That would have been the cherry on top of moving back across the country, spending $10,000 and a night in jail, and losing out on two jobs only to protect your …ahem…”honor.” News flash, your honor is about as existent as a fart in the wind. (sidebar - arrested for a bar fight where she said some guy tied to rape her in the bathroom.)

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:19 am
by MuchoBulls
Is this guy related to Netboy Reid?

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:02 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Dinsdale wrote:You spent more time typing that e-mail than your buddies spent trying to get into her pants...but go ahead and twist that into you having "scoreboard" if you like.

Somebody got "scoreboard" out of that e-mail...I think you're just a little confused about who it was.
Dins is so right on the money here. Is there anything that screams 'twelve-year-old' more than writing a snot-nosed diatribe/break-up letter than "Franko's"? Gee dude, did someone steal your lunch money and smack your books out of your hand in the hallway too? Did some big bully give you a 'swirly' in the girls restroom in front of your pretend sweetie?

Grade-school much Frankie?

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:11 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wait a second...I think I figured it out...

Franko creates a thread. Mvscal responds in said thread.

There are six letters in the nick "Franko." There are also six letters in "mvscal."

Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel.

Bingo.

Franko = mvscal.

Sin,

Goober

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:15 pm
by Tom In VA
You need to chill Franko.


Here, read these lyrics, and get this for your ipod.

Listen to it, invite her to a Karoake night or something. And bust out real smoooov wif

*I saw you (and him)
walking in the rain
You were holding hands
and I'll never be the same.

Tossing and turning another sleepless night
The rain crashes against my window pane
Jumped into my car didn't drive too far
That moment I knew I would never be the same.

Chorus

Chorus

Now here you are begging to me
To give our love another try
Girl I love you and I always will
But darling right now I've got to say goodbye 'Cause

Chorus

Chorus

(I saw you)
Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
(Walking in the rain)
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
(You were holding hands and I'll)
Yeah how was your day today
Did you miss me
(Never be the same)
You did? Yeah? I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
(I saw you)
That's right now close your mouth
'Cause you cold busted
(Walking in the rain)
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
(You were holding hands and I'll)
You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
(Never be the same)
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up
this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime.
Than I cancelled all your credit cards...
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery
I ever bought you!
Don't go lookin' in that closet
'cause everything you came here with
is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room.
What were you thinking?
You don't mess with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here
with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with.
Cause youdismissed!
That's right, Silly rabbit,
tricks are made for kids, don't you know that.
You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!
This is my world.
You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
Now get on outta here.
Scat! Don't touch that coat...
Way mo' betta than this letter of yours' which looks like a CTRL-Cuda from one of the threads here.

That ought to show her and might score you some Karaoke groupie poon in the meantime. Good Luck Franko.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:21 pm
by Dinsdale
Tom In VA wrote:Karaoke groupie poon
The absolute lowest form of slumpbusting there is.


**Slowly backs out of thread**

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:24 pm
by Douchebag
this guy is a fucking PUSSY. you know what we do to sniveling little faggots like this? we CURB them and then rape their sisters. I would love to fight you just to beat the faggot out of you. hear me, franko?

Name the time and place, fuckwad. I've got all day. All day.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 pm
by Adelpiero
It looks like I found the answers I was looking for. Sorry I had to be so sneaky, but I wanted to make an informed decision based on the truth. I know you can relate to and respect my sneakiness since you have been nothing but covert since July. On the flip side of that coin, you wouldn’t know the truth if it stuck its big black dick up your twice aborted cunt. Oops, bad example. (sidebar - she went thru her mudshark phase 4 years ago and says she is embarassed by it. She also had 2 abortions...both white guys though.)

buwahahaha


i believe she has extreme white trash bode over you.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Douchebag wrote:Name the time and place, fuckwad. I've got all day. All day.
and a $300 credit limit on a platinum card.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:40 pm
by Douchebag
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:Name the time and place, fuckwad. I've got all day. All day.
and a $300 credit limit on a platinum card.
fuck you, you felching asshole. I make my payments on time, and I expect Visa to raise my limit soon. BANK ON IT. I will be able to travel anywhere soon. Indiana? What a fucking shitbag state that is. But I'll beat your ass there. I don't fucking care.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:28 am
by Derron
Ahhh such a fine boring day...fucking snow storm.. my gym is closed.. stopped at the local hole for a beer and game..

Then come home and watch theses trolls suck each other off, spit the jizz on the floor and then scream " bode,bode mother fucker" and start briming each other again.

Fuckin twat lips.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:10 am
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wait a second...I think I figured it out...

Franko creates a thread. Mvscal responds in said thread.

There are six letters in the nick "Franko." There are also six letters in "mvscal."

Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel.

Bingo.

Franko = mvscal.

Sin,

Goober
That's right, keep trying to divert attention, FrankoBlue-LightSpecial. :wink:

Re: Bullets and gunsmoke, fellas...

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:57 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Franko wrote:And *BOOM* goes the dynamite!
That was really gay.

I hope you left that part out.
Responding to your own troll, Mgo? You're not fooling me.

Sin,

Goober