T1B

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:00 pm**

You're the posting equivalent of Derron. Takeless and unfunny.

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:05 pm**

Oh, dear God. Did roach actually think this would be funny?

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:20 pm**

You didn't know?

Funny is taking an online headline that reads "PA police searching for midget goat fucker" and linking it thusly: Ken, are the PA police searching for you?

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:14 pm**

Ken wrote:Oh, dear God. Did roach actually think this would be funny?

Almost as funny as 'deer' jokes.

You're a bunch of developmentally challenged tards.

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:21 pm**

Jerkovich wrote:Almost as funny as 'deer' jokes.

Watching your (or anyone else's for that matter) carcass getting trampled on a yearly basis is rather funny ... Wandering Eye out front should have told you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:25 pm**

No, you don't understand... watching the deer pile on/shit on/piss on you was funny. Even then, not sure which was more funny; them tenderizing your back or the ensuing 'I'm just taking this in stride... doesn't bother me' stance you took. Bwha. Either or, the whole episode will ALWAYS be funny.

On the day wolfman eventually posts something witty, the whole episode will have finally coursed its way through the veins of this place and not be funny. In other words, suck it up and take the lumps you so well deserved, douchebag.

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:44 pm**

RACK Roach.

Funny shit dude.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:59 pm**

Despite birth control steps taken among its residents, all retired, Chimp Haven is home to a newborn.

Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s, delivered a baby girl Jan. 8, Chimp Haven announced Tuesday, eight days after the birth.

Mother and daughter, named Tracy, are alert and well.

The father's identity is unknown. All male chimpanzees receive vasectomies before they arrive at the sanctuary in southwest Caddo. A Chimp Haven news release dated Tuesday says information for paternity testing is being gathered "to determine who the father is, so that we can address the vasectomy failure immediately."

This brings up an interesting question. What if all of the DNA testing of the male chimpanzees comes up negative? Could this possibly be, by some means of immaculate primate conception, the return of...

JESUS CHIMP?

Damn, think of the religious implications.

And why does he look so much like W?

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:28 pm**

Only an elite mind, I struggled to comprehend it, but once I did, it was an all out guffaw. Had to clean my monitor too.

RACK Jay, Huge Post of the Day.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:27 am**

Ken wrote:No, you don't understand... watching the deer pile on/shit on/piss on you was funny. Even then, not sure which was more funny; them tenderizing your back or the ensuing 'I'm just taking this in stride... doesn't bother me' stance you took. Bwha. Either or, the whole episode will ALWAYS be funny.

On the day wolfman eventually posts something witty, the whole episode will have finally coursed its way through the veins of this place and not be funny. In other words, suck it up and take the lumps you so well deserved, douchebag.

No, really, I understand. I understand that you're a condescending little shit stick. So what.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:35 am**

Kenjina will "smack" you back because you used a period instead of a question mark on your last sentence.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:38 am**

Atomic Punk wrote:Kenjina will "smack" you back because you used a period instead of a question mark on your last sentence.

No it was a statement, not a question.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:45 am**

I misspelled Kengina's name too.

My bad.

T1B

Ken's been visiting Louisiana?