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darwin 1, mother of three 0 - final

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:23 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Radio show pulled after woman's death
Tue Jan 16, 10:11 PM ET
A radio station fired three morning disc jockeys and seven other employees Tuesday after a woman died from drinking nearly two gallons of water in a contest.

The hosts of KDND-FM's "Morning Rave" were fired a day after the station announced it was suspending the show and investigating the death of 28-year-old Jennifer Lea Strange.

She died Friday after drinking the water in an attempt to win a Nintendo Wii, competing to see who could drink the most water without going to the bathroom.

John Geary, vice president and general manager of KDND's parent company, Entercom/Sacramento, announced that 10 employees were fired.

Strange died of water intoxication, according to a preliminary autopsy. Drinking large quantities of water rapidly can cause brain swelling and lead to seizures, coma and death.

The county sheriff's office said it was not investigating.
all this over a fucking video game system? shit, it's not like she was even doing this for a pre-release ps3.

on the bright side: hey tardowen, start pounding water immediately, about two gallons worth. it'll be painless and with little blood. give it a shot, pussy.

and never underestimate the sheer, utter stupidity of morning FM radio hosts and their producers. yeah, i'm sure that sounded like clean fun at the time, fucking idiots. it's like they let duhrron and m_go_franko sit on the advisory board the day they came up with that idea.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:57 pm
by Adelpiero
her family will sue, and hit the jackpot



bode family

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:58 pm
by helmet
Think of all the Wiis they can buy with the settlement.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:40 pm
by Y2K
Hell,

They could even upgrade to a PS3 now.

Rack Aquabitch for taking one for the team.

Definately Bode Family

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:52 am
by Diego in Seattle
As God as my witness I thought she could drink.

Sin,
Arthur Carlson

Re: darwin 1, mother of three 0 - final

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:56 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Too bad that wasn't your mother a lot of years ago.
why don't you spend some time looking for your fucking crank since you obviously haven't seen it in over a decade. get fucked, cunt.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:49 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
If she had three kids before she died, Darwin didn't get over.

Just sayin'.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:01 pm
by See You Next Wednesday
I also read that a nurse called the show and told them it was a dangerous stunt. The DJs just blew her off.

Damn there goes all my allusions that morning radio jocks are smart, erudite professionals.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:34 pm
by Shoalzie
Terry in Crapchester wrote:If she had three kids before she died, Darwin didn't get over.

Just sayin'.

True...


How soon until we see surgeon general warnings on a bottle of Aquafina?

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:43 pm
by Cuda
Terry in Crapchester wrote:If she had three kids before she died, Darwin didn't get over.

Just sayin'.
He will... eventually

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:31 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Terry in Crapchester wrote:If she had three kids before she died, Darwin didn't get over.

Just sayin'.
well, due to her inability to reproduce anymore, darwin wins in a shootout.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:08 am
by Kansas City Kid
RuPaula has a photo of his crank on his mobile phone so he can actually see it when he zooms in all the way.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:11 am
by Douchebag
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:There isn't a cell phone with a screen large enough to fit my cock on.
Suck my ass you fat piece of shit.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:30 am
by bbqjones
STOP SHOUTINGH AT ME

TALK TO ME IN HERE. I HAVE CANDY AND NEW WIGGLE TOYS

SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE FOUR YEA, ADN NOW YOU WANT CRACKERS AND WATER./? I THNK SOMEDONDY NEEDS A NAP. SHUT UP PATSY, ILL SEE YOU AND YOUR VAGINA NEXT WEEK.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:22 am
by RadioFan
Y2K wrote:Aquabitch
Nice.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:37 am
by Kansas City Kid
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:There isn't a cell phone with a screen large enough to fit my cock on.
All cell phone screens are larger than two millimeters.