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Want to Live Longer? Commit a Crime.

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:04 pm
by Mikey
But you have to get caught...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070121/ap_ ... son_deaths
State inmates outlive people on outside
2 hours, 9 minutes ago

State prison inmates, particularly blacks, are living longer on average than people on the outside, the government said Sunday.

Inmates in state prisons are dying at an average yearly rate of 250 per 100,000, according to the latest figures reported to the Justice Department by state prison officials. By comparison, the overall population of people between age 15 and 64 is dying at a rate of 308 a year.

For black inmates, the rate was 57 percent lower than among the overall black population — 206 versus 484. But white and Hispanic prisoners both had death rates slightly above their counterparts in the overall population.

Re: Want to Live Longer? Commit a Crime.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:36 am
by NjSooner
Inmates in state prisons are dying at an average yearly rate of 250 per 100,000, according to the latest figures reported to the Justice Department by state prison officials. By comparison, the overall population of people between age 15 and 64 is dying at a rate of 308 a year.

For black inmates, the rate was 57 percent lower than among the overall black population — 206 versus 484. But white and Hispanic prisoners both had death rates slightly above their counterparts in the overall population.
Did you read past the first line? Just because less inmates are dying, doesnt mean they're dying at an older age. Tyrone can't exactly wreck his stolen car when he is inside.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:40 am
by Mikey
Mace wrote:The married inmates are not only living longer, they're getting more sex too.

Mace
You mean because they have not only their wives on the outside, but their "wives" on the inside too?

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:20 pm
by The Seer
And, to prevent baldness, go homeless....they always have the matted dreadlock look...never bald....

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:22 pm
by Mikey
The Seer wrote:And, to prevent baldness, go homeless....they always have the matted dreadlock look...never bald....
I wish somebody had let me in on this... uh...well.....25 years ago?

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:51 pm
by Mister Bushice
The sidewalk out front should have told you.