Mike Tyson now a scared coward
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:49 pm
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entne ... 20001.html
If you're a big name celebrity and you run from rehab, your best rule of thumb is to not try to get into the spotlight by getting lit up at a nightclub!!
Maybe he just wanted to eat someone's children.
What a tool.
Mike Tyson was running away from drug rehab when he was busted for suspicion of DUI and cocaine possession, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.
At 40, Iron Mike told pals he wanted to make a fresh start and return to the ring. His first step was to enter a Phoenix rehab facility.
But the hot-tempered Tyson could not stand its strict regimen and bolted after only nine days.
Now the former heavyweight champion's future may include the requisite pink jumpsuit and pink underwear worn in the Maricopa County jails, where "America's Toughest Sheriff" says celebrities get no special treatment.
"Mike can't shake the drugs," revealed a close friend. "He checked himself into rehab because he says he's broke and his only means of supporting himself is boxing. He had to get clean.
"He admits he does cocaine and mushrooms (a hallucinogenic) and that he drinks too much. But after only nine days, he left the facility, saying he felt like he was in a cage.
"One of the first things he did was find a nightclub and party with friends!"
If you're a big name celebrity and you run from rehab, your best rule of thumb is to not try to get into the spotlight by getting lit up at a nightclub!!
Maybe he just wanted to eat someone's children.
What a tool.