T1B

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:39 pm**

What do they call that one where you are banging some chick from behind whilst smacking her ass and yelling "what's my name, bitch?" Well, I'm gonna mix that in somehow when it's time to give smackaholic junior the birds and the bees talk.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:47 pm**

smackaholic wrote:What do they call that one where you are banging some chick from behind whilst smacking her ass and yelling "what's my name, bitch?"

In the U&L... we call that The Dakota Fannying.

Sin,
Diego in Seattle

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:58 pm**

smackaholic wrote:What do they call that one where you are banging some chick from behind

Doggiestyle

Glad I could be of assistance

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:02 pm**

You don’t just take a shit on a hooker’s chest, you smack that bad boy with a canoe paddle.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:53 pm**

smackaholic wrote:What do they call that one where you are banging some chick from behind whilst smacking her ass and yelling "what's my name, bitch?" Well, I'm gonna mix that in somehow when it's time to give smackaholic junior the birds and the bees talk.

That is called a "RODEO FUCK" because you see how long you can stay on after calling her the wrong name!

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:05 pm**

"Rodeo fuck"... that's pretty funny shit, dude.

Sin,
1983

What the fuck is wrong with you? Gee, why don't you reset "angry dragon" and "dirty sanchez," and maybe.....just amyyyyybe, someone will believe you've actually ever had intercourse with a woman before.

Jesustittyfucking christ, dude -- seriously...wtf is wrong with you? Did you think that no one here has a working internet connection, so there might be a chance that someone hasn't heard all of those weren't-funny-in-the-90's-isms, and suddenly bow down to your comedic genius?

No, seriously...wtf is wrong with you? You're like Jack with a broken ctrl-key.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:14 pm**

Take my wife...please.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Get it?

Sin,
Henny "KCKid" Youngman

Fucking A', this douche might make me long for the Good Old Days of hearing stupid fucking drivel about crazy times in CNY.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:19 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:"Rodeo fuck"... that's pretty funny shit, dude.

Sin,
1983

What the fuck is wrong with you? Gee, why don't you reset "angry dragon" and "dirty sanchez," and maybe.....just amyyyyybe, someone will believe you've actually ever had intercourse with a woman before.

Jesustittyfucking christ, dude -- seriously...wtf is wrong with you? Did you think that no one here has a working internet connection, so there might be a chance that someone hasn't heard all of those weren't-funny-in-the-90's-isms, and suddenly bow down to your comedic genius?

No, seriously...wtf is wrong with you? You're like Jack with a broken ctrl-key.

Sincerely,

Dimsdale
16 posts PER DAY avg. on a message board for TWO YEARS. :D

Yeah, you are a WINNER!

Dinsdale wrote:

What the fuck is wrong with you? Gee, why don't you reset "angry dragon" and "dirty sanchez," and maybe.....just amyyyyybe, someone will believe you've actually ever had intercourse with a woman before.

Sincerely,

1991

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:27 pm**

So...see if I've got this straight --

I call you out for being the black-hole-of-humor in the crowd (one of many), since you're the fucking douchebag who has to reset "rodeo fuck" and every other stupid fucking phrase that was only slightly funny when we first heard it in junior high school...

So you try and refute my allegations that you're a humorless fucking twat by dropping...

post total smack?

No, I'm reallyreally serious this time...wtf is fucking wrong with you?

I mean, which part of your conscious being decided that the post-total smack was the way to go?

Are you completely fucking new here? I'm guessing so, since A) "rodeo fuck" and "angry dragon" and all of that stupid fucking shit that the only people who also believe that a mylar balloon is an "interactive toy" think is funny...has been play ad naseum on these boards, and they were fucking stupid(much like you) the first 412 times, and B) you don't seem to realize that though "accepted rules" here are few and far between, one that is universally true is that post-total-smack is a one-way ticket to bitchdom.

Don't just leave...fucking die, you worthless fucking idiot. Maybe betweern sucking Arab cocks in Hell, you can then wow anyone who took up residence in the netherworld before 1983 with your epic "rodeo fuck" resets.

Fucking tool.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:32 pm**

Hey, you should be embarrassed for posting at least 16 messages on here every day for two years - not one of which was funny or educated. No way you have ever even talked to a woman.

Yep, you are a winner.

Hopefully your boyfriend performs a "Toboggan" on you tonight - while fucking your ass from behind at the top of the stairs he punches the back of your pointy head, grabs your arms, and rides you down the stairs.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:35 pm**

**Adds one more to the "ignore" list**

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:37 pm**

'BODE!

Hey, maybe you and your man Bruce can do a "Rear Admiral" tonight?

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:50 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
Kansas City Kid wrote: a "RODEO FUCK" because you see how long you can stay on after calling her the wrong name!
Since most of the folks on here have tough enough time staying on for eight seconds without the chicanery, that term is lost in these parts.

Multiple orgasms are a myth

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:26 am**

tard fight!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:59 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:So...see if I've got this straight --

I call you out for being the black-hole-of-humor in the crowd (one of many), since you're the fucking douchebag who has to reset "rodeo fuck" and every other stupid fucking phrase that was only slightly funny when we first heard it in junior high school...

So you try and refute my allegations that you're a humorless fucking twat by dropping...

post total smack?

No, I'm reallyreally serious this time...wtf is fucking wrong with you?

I mean, which part of your conscious being decided that the post-total smack was the way to go?

Are you completely fucking new here? I'm guessing so, since A) "rodeo fuck" and "angry dragon" and all of that stupid fucking shit that the only people who also believe that a mylar balloon is an "interactive toy" think is funny...has been play ad naseum on these boards, and they were fucking stupid(much like you) the first 412 times, and B) you don't seem to realize that though "accepted rules" here are few and far between, one that is universally true is that post-total-smack is a one-way ticket to bitchdom.

Don't just leave...fucking die, you worthless fucking idiot. Maybe betweern sucking Arab cocks in Hell, you can then wow anyone who took up residence in the netherworld before 1983 with your epic "rodeo fuck" resets.

Fucking tool.

That’s a bit harsh, Dinsdale. You’re talking about the guy that posted this gem in another forum:

Kansas City Kid wrote:Looking at Whitey Wagon and KFC Paul post in a thread is like watching them poop back and forth - Whitey pooping into KFC Paul's butthole and KFC Paul pooping back into Whitey's butthole - pooping back and forth with the same piece of poop.......FOREVER!

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:04 pm**

e wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:who's the "king of propecia" now, bitch?

Fixed.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:17 pm**

quacker backer wrote:tard fight!!!!!

Bullshit....I about pissed myself laughing!!! KCKid had good intentions and almost got to "rusty trombone" before getting smacked the fuck down. Funny shit.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:01 pm**

Get back to those pies, eclairs, candy, fudge, and cakes, Tubby.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:51 pm**

If by "pile on" you mean your morbidly obese ass being in the thread, then so be it.

Munch on. :paul: :paul: :paul:

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:23 pm**

But it it so entertaining to see Fatty Paul melt down every time he sees the Simmons photo and the Twinkies grubbing.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:18 pm**

R-Jack wrote:For someone who has such high standards in the subjects of humor and insight, you sure do set the bar low in the "repetative drivel" category.

Just to keep the theme going, I'll echo a sentiment I had in an earlier thread. It takes a special type of tard to end up as KC-Pasteatake's bootlicker. Through an iron clad will to make the mediocre out of your reach and the grace of God, you have become that tard.

You sir, are a failure both in text and in life. Please back away from everyone else's punching bag before it falls on you and claims 'bode.

Although I agree with the above 100%, I think you're looking at this the wrong way.

Paul, who was voted 3 straight years our previous board's worst poster is the very definition of "Ankling, Takeless Dumbfuck". At one time or another he has done the same thing to every last poster in the NFL forum (save for Wags) that Kaley is doing to him.

What better punishment for KC's version of M2ool than to have a heel gumming fuckwit give that exact treatment back onto him on a daily basis?

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:14 am**

I'd changing my name to BlueSpringsScott if it wasn't so many fucking letters

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:16 am**

KC Scott wrote:I'd changing my name to BlueSpringsScott if it wasn't so many fucking letters

Just go with BS Scott.

Has a nice ring to it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:23 am**

Kansas City Kid wrote:But it it so entertaining to see Fatty Paul melt down

So send him a PM.

Or take this charade to tardtrain, where they'll actually appreciate this third rate attempt at "humor."

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 am**

Giant Assed Paul Was Eating Twinkies And wrote:
:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:45 am**

As long as you hijackers wanna grabass, we may as well vote.

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