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Today, My girlfriend gave me one of those Dove® chocolate hearts ;kind of the same thingie as a Hershey's Kiss©- wrapped up in foil, only with a saying printed inside. What it said was...


"MAKE SOMEONE MELT TODAY"

That kinda thingie just can't be ignored, so...

Who's it gonna be?

Make your nominations carefully, fuckos, because the choice is totally up to chance; you may think you've come up with the ultimate target for my wrath, but serendipity might tell me to plunger-rape YOU instead.

well....


We're waiting...

Cuda wrote:Today, My girlfriend gave me one of those Dove® chocolate hearts ;kind of the same thingie as a Hershey's Kiss©- wrapped up in foil, only with a saying printed inside. What it said was...

"MAKE SOMEONE MELT TODAY"

Maybe he just wanted you to deflate his...

That kinda thingie just can't be ignored, so...

Whatever will make your "girlfriend" happy.

Cuda wrote:My girlfriend

I laughed.

Wanna see somebody melt? You are off to a good start posting about candy. This should do the trick as well:

:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Seriously Kalette, your "smack" is old and tired and nobody thinks it's funny anymore. Have your sugar daddy Dana come up with some fresh material for you.

Irony, thy name is CtrlC Paul

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Seriously Kalette, your "smack" is old and tired and nobody thinks it's funny anymore. Have your sugar daddy Dana come up with some fresh material for you.

Why don't you send me another PM threatening to "kick my ass" again?

I don't buy that such a PM was sent.

Oh yes, it was. Then he pussed out when I suggested a time and place.

I log on here and call people douchebags, pussies, and whatsuch, but it's generally for the sake of comedy.

Yet you guys are...serious?

Wow.

What a couple of raging dorks you two are. Serious insecurity issues, much?

Pick me! Pick me! I wanna try my hand at this smack shit.

Cunta, you're a bitch and I'd like to jam that dove bar straight up your ass and then feed it to your skank of whore whilst you watch and rub one out in the corner.


How'd I do?

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

Kansas City Kid wrote:Oh yes, it was. Then he pussed out when I suggested a time and place.

If only that were true- I TOLD you to name a time and place for your ass-whoopin', but I guess you never got around to doing that.....you fucking PUSSY.

Here's a better I idea, why don't you two play an exciting game of Russian Roulette.

Either way
We all win.

Husker4ever wrote:Pick me! Pick me! I wanna try my hand at this smack shit.

Cunta, you're a bitch and I'd like to jam that dove bar straight up your ass and then feed it to your skank of whore whilst you watch and rub one out in the corner.


How'd I do?

Not even close to being ubercaliber Smack...

That KC Paul City Kid 3.0 has no Smack and it sucks bad anyway. You are Gax as well.

Now that's brilliant shit right there.

Kansas City Kid wrote: Why don't you send me another PM threatening to "kick my ass" again?

You mean like the one you once sent me at TNW saying that I molested my daughter?

You don't want to play this game, but if you insist, I've got money that says Paul rolls your ass.

War Wagon wrote:

Kansas City Kid wrote: Why don't you send me another PM threatening to "kick my ass" again?

You mean like the one you once sent me at TNW saying that I molested my daughter?


You don't want to play this game, but if you insist, I've got money that says Paul rolls your ass.

You molested your daughter??

The entire board is being trolled with this drama. No PM's exist and KCK, KC P et. al. are the same person.


Nice try. Cude's has to be involved somehow.


They're gettin over.

Tom In VA wrote:The entire board is being trolled with this drama. No PM's exist and KCK, KC P et. al. are the same person.


Nice try. Cude's has to be involved somehow.


They're gettin over.

MMMMMMMMHMMMMMMM Trollin

Cuda wrote:Today, My girlfriend gave me one of those Dove® chocolate hearts ;kind of the same thingie as a Hershey's Kiss©- wrapped up in foil, only with a saying printed inside. What it said was...


"MAKE SOMEONE MELT TODAY"

That kinda thingie just can't be ignored, so...

Who's it gonna be?

Make your nominations carefully, fuckos, because the choice is totally up to chance; you may think you've come up with the ultimate target for my wrath, but serendipity might tell me to plunger-rape YOU instead.

well....


We're waiting...

You sure it didn’t say…

"MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH TODAY"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I log on here and call people douchebags, pussies, and whatsuch, but it's generally for the sake of comedy.

Yet you guys are...serious?

Comedy is more difficult than drama. Have you seen these assbreathers try comedy?

What a couple of raging dorks you two are.

'Zactly.

Smackie Chan wrote:Have you seen these assbreathers try comedy?

Their only chance at breaking off anything even remotely funny is when it's entirely unintentional.

Kansas City Kid wrote:Oh yes, it was. Then he pussed out when I suggested a time and place.

Maybe because he did not want to be part of 2 or more young men standing in a circle and jerking off until they spewed and to see who could shoot the load the longest distance and remain standing.

Fucking idiot.

Who has that photo of the KC tard contingent? There’s like 6 or 8 of them together at one of their Tard Stops. That needs to get posted again.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Cuda wrote:Today, My girlfriend gave me one of those Dove® chocolate hearts ;kind of the same thingie as a Hershey's Kiss©- wrapped up in foil, only with a saying printed inside. What it said was...


"MAKE SOMEONE MELT TODAY"

That kinda thingie just can't be ignored, so...

Who's it gonna be?

Make your nominations carefully, fuckos, because the choice is totally up to chance; you may think you've come up with the ultimate target for my wrath, but serendipity might tell me to plunger-rape YOU instead.

well....


We're waiting...

You sure it didn’t say…

"MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH TODAY"

The update is most unfortunate.

The one I gave her said "Be your own valentine".

Then she gave me one that read "Sleep under the stars tonight"

Only thingie I can do now is buy one of these...



and try to patch things up with the previous girlfriend

Cunt Lips:

Why don't you buy /steal/beg/ one of these, spoon it up with Toddy and off yourselves??

Saves us from reading your tardly posts.

Cuda wrote: The update is most unfortunate.

The one I gave her said "Be your own valentine".

Then she gave me one that read "Sleep under the stars tonight"

Only thingie I can do now is buy one of these...



and try to patch things up with the previous girlfriend

If it's just a pinhole leak, plug it with your dick.

Tom In VA wrote:I don't buy that such a PM was sent.

OOPS!!!!

Obese Paul 3.0 wrote: If only that were true- I TOLD you to name a time and place for your ass-whoopin', but I guess you never got around to doing that.....you fucking PUSSY.

I told him where he could find me and he didn't show because I would have noticed him stripping down and greasing his sides with butter to get through the door of the place.

War Wagon wrote:
You mean like the one you once sent me at TNW saying that I molested my daughter?

If the shoe fits............

Derron wrote:
Maybe because he did not want to be part of 2 or more young men standing in a circle and jerking off until they spewed and to see who could shoot the load the longest distance and remain standing.

Fucking idiot.

Don't confuse my meeting with your own M.O. for meeting up with other dudes.

My contention is that this is a game of trumped up drama , of course Paul would imply there IS a PM, he's part of the troll job.

Weak.

I see you working it, but it's just ain't happening.

2, 1

Sincerely,

Whitey Wagon

FTFY

Kansas City Kid wrote:

Tom In VA wrote:That PM was sent.

OOPS!!!!

Obese Paul 3.0 wrote: If only that were true- I TOLD you to name a time and place for your ass-fucking, but I guess you never got around to doing that.....you fucking PUSSY.

I told him where he could find me and he did show, I noticed him stripping down and greasing his asshole with butter to get my throbbing penis in the bunghole of his place.

War Wagon wrote:
You mean like I molested my daughter?

If the dick fits............

Derron wrote:
Maybe because he did not want to be part of 2 or more young men standing in a circle and jerking off until they spewed and to see who could shoot the load the longest distance and remain standing.

Fucking idiot.

Don't confuse my M.O. for meeting up with other dudes.

goddamn it Felix... It has taken me years to banish that picture from my brain, and you got to set us all back about 5 years.

What a bunch of idiots.

Thanks for nothing.

Derron wrote:goddamn it Felix... It has taken me years to banish that picture from my brain, and you got to set us all back about 5 years.

What a bunch of idiots.

Thanks for nothing.

jesus christ bud, that picture was up for all of 10 seconds.......

I wanted no residual effects so I removed it......

Felix wrote:

Derron wrote:goddamn it Felix... It has taken me years to banish that picture from my brain, and you got to set us all back about 5 years.

What a bunch of idiots.

Thanks for nothing.

jesus christ bud, that picture was up for all of 10 seconds.......

I wanted no residual effects so I removed it......

Well.. it was the worst 10 seconds I have had in a while....the HOORORRAAAHHHH.....

I kind of wondered where the fuck it went...

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

Kansas City Ankle-Biting BITCH wrote:

The ALMIGHTY Paul 3.0 wrote: If only that were true- I TOLD you to name a time and place for your ass-whoopin', but I guess you never got around to doing that.....you fucking PUSSY.

I told him where he could find me and he didn't show because I would have noticed him stripping down and greasing his sides with butter to get through the door of the place.

What a fucking LIAR....how so, you might ask?

Simple.

If Kalette did in fact actually tell me where I could find HER then SHE clearly wouldn't have the ability to post anything on an Internet message board due to being laid up in a hospital somewhere without the use of HER extremities. '8)'

:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

Time Munches On.

Mister Bushice wrote:

Cuda wrote: The update is most unfortunate.

The one I gave her said "Be your own valentine".

Then she gave me one that read "Sleep under the stars tonight"

Only thingie I can do now is buy one of these...



and try to patch things up with the previous girlfriend

If it's just a pinhole leak, plug it with your dick.

How do you think the leak GOT to be a leak in the first place?

Cuda wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:If it's just a pinhole leak, plug it with your dick.

How do you think the leak GOT to be a leak in the first place?

Hey Cuda, wanna stop by our cool party later?

Sin,

I'll bring my date- IF you guys don't mind getting sloppy seconds, etc.

Cuda wrote:I'll bring my date- IF you guys don't mind getting sloppy seconds, etc.

Which one is your date... the one on the right or the left ????

Your still a fucking cunt..

And your (sic) still a fucking illiterate, humorless fag hag, Derron.

You can shoot better than Rack Fu; who can't?

You want to know why your boyfriend is a drunk, Derron? It's so he doesn't have to fucking listen to you prattle on all goddam night like a fucking bluehaired grandmother.