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but did you pick him in the death pool?

Mister Bushice wrote:but did you pick him in the death pool?

He would have been worth 96 points. Damn!

We're glad he's finally dead.

Sinc-

Insurance company paying for the operations.

In life Barbaro was the glue that bound sports fan across the globe.

Using it on a toy car or other toy of locomotion and it will go really fast.

Fark.com wrote:Barbaro's status is finally downgraded to glue

I'll bet those guys have been waiting weeks to use that line. :)

Tom In VA wrote:In life Barbaro was the glue that bound sports fan across the globe.

Upper Deck!

This deep into the thread, and no zyclone references yet?

I want my $4.39 back.

[web]http://www.theonion.com/content/from_pr ... nizes_self[/web]

Q, West Coast Style wrote:[web]http://www.theonion.com/content/from_pr ... nizes_self[/web]

I cry Bullshyte!!!!
Where is the opposable thumb!!??
Get me Detective Columbo!!!!

RIP

Fuck, I guess if you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself...

timmay wrote:

We're boyz.

Sin,
zyclone

quacker backer wrote:
I cry Bullshyte!!!!
Where is the opposable thumb!!??
Get me Detective Columbo!!!!

And not only that, there WERE blanks in that gun!

As usual, rack Deadspin.

http://deadspin.com/sports/barbaro/adju ... 232252.php

I'll remember Barbaro as a majestic champion.... and for the sweet little win bet I had on him at 5-1 odds at the Derby. This stud might've been another Secretariot, but we"ll never know. That's the sad part. You just don't see a horse like that come along very often.

War Wagon wrote:You just don't see a horse like that come along very often

Sincerely
Elmer

I got dibbs!!

Sincerely,
YT's cat

War Wagon wrote:I'll remember Barbaro as a majestic champion.... and for the sweet little win bet I had on him at 5-1 odds at the Derby.

What did you spend the $5 on when you cashed in?

Dude...

We log onto this board on a daily basis and encourage YOU, a human being, to kill yourself. And you stick around.

Yet somehow we've "crossed the line" by making light of a dead horse?

You do know where you are, right?

Toddowen wrote:So nice to see that the majority of comment on message boards concerning Barbaro's death makes light of it. And for what?

Just a defense mechanism, and very transparent at that. Smart-asses who have to show how invulnerable they are because of course actually caring or being sentimental about anything would open them up to ridicule.

Quite pathetic, but that's the way it is 'round here.

Rack! Barboro for a valiant 8 month battle for his life, and props to his owners and the vets for trying to save such a magnificent animal.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dude...
We log onto this board on a daily basis and encourage YOU, a human being, to kill yourself. And you stick around.

We? Not quite.

War Wagon wrote:Smart-asses

Smart-asses? On a smack board? Well we can't have that now, can we?

because of course actually caring or being sentimental about anything would open them up to ridicule.

Oh, get off your fucking *high horse, Whitey. Why do you insist this place be anything other than a cesspool for cheap entertainment? And do you REALLY, TRULY think the way we post on this board is the way we act in "real life?" Get a fucking grip, dude.

sentimental? On a smack board? You honestly take this place that seriously? Is that why you come here, Wags? What's wrong, you don't have "real life" outlets for that stuff? Believe it or not, and I know this seems OUT THERE, but some here actually do come to this place exclusively for the laughs; whether it be receiving them, or giving them. Hey, if you come here to try and find your inner soul or some shit, props to you, man. But don't assume your intentions for coming here should be the same for everybody else.

Quite pathetic, but that's the way it is 'round here.

So why the hell are you here, jackass?

*hahahaha, I get it!
sin, Wolfman

War Wagon wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dude...
We log onto this board on a daily basis and encourage YOU, a human being, to kill yourself. And you stick around.

We? Not quite.

When it comes to incestuous Yankee fan pedophiles who have posted about it on several occasions, yes we do.

War Wagon wrote:Smart-asses who have to show how invulnerable they are because of course actually caring or being sentimental about anything would open them up to ridicule.

Quite pathetic, but that's the way it is 'round here.

Rack! Barboro for a valiant 8 month battle for his life, and props to his owners and the vets for trying to save such a magnificent animal.

Fucking laughing over here.
I heard some bitch on tv today... seems the news was interviewing some dumb broad who was placing flowers outside wherever Barbaro was put down at. To this broad, Barbaro was a hero that serves as a great example to the rest of us 'bout perserverence or some shit like that.

Yeah, there's a sense of perspective... calling a freakin' horse a hero.

They outta ground up that fucking horse ,stuff it in cans of dogfood and sell it to suckers for $1,000 a can.


Sad to see the horse die but lets not give it a state funeral ok??

BSmack wrote:

As usual, rack Deadspin.

RACK!

Shoalzie wrote:RACK!

BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Whitey

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Oh, get off your fucking *high horse, Whitey. Why do you insist this place be anything other than a cesspool for cheap entertainment? And do you REALLY, TRULY think the way we post on this board is the way we act in "real life?" Get a fucking grip, dude.

Thare you go with that "WE" shit again. Did you all a sudden appoint yourself BOARD spokesman? You don't speak for me, dipshit.

I don't insist that it be anything other than what it is. You can pick your nose and flick the boogers on the walls if you so choose.

I choose different.

I have no idea how you "act in REAL LIFE", Magoo... but by all indications, you're a seriously juvenile delinquent punk. That condition seems to be rampant among others here as well.

If you don't act this way in "real life", then why play the fool on a message board? Basically what you're saying with that is that you're a fraud and nothing that you type here means a damn thing. Whatever. Your word means nothing. Nice waste of time, then.

War Wagon wrote:If you don't act this way in "real life", then why play the fool on a message board?

I hardly think not weeping over a dead animal equates to that.

Oh, and stop fucking acting like you're sooooo mature and above this place. Yeah, like I really believe you go around calling complete strangers "dipshits" like you did me. Uh huh. I've seen your tough guy routine on this board time and time again. If you carried even an ounce of that shit into the "real world," looking the way you do, there's just no fucking way you'd be alive the next day to log back onto this place and preach to us all about how horrible we are because we smack on a smack board.

I just lost my grandfather over the weekend...who gives a shit about a horse? Too bad he broke his leg during that race but ESPN went overboard with the coverage and it became a joke after a while. It wasn't like Barbaro was Secretariat or anything. It's just another human interest story they milked until the very end.

Oh, and let me add...

If you've got a sea of posters in a thread, and Toddowen comes along as the only guy agreeing with you, you just might want to stop...think...and reassess your opinion.

It wasn't like Barbaro was Secretariat or anything.

... and it would have mattered if it WERE Secretariat? Guess you're also a menstruating vagina.

Ken wrote:

It wasn't like Barbaro was Secretariat or anything.

... and it would have mattered if it WERE Secretariat? Guess you're also a menstruating vagina.

I was just making a comparison...a horse is a horse, of course.

I'll take that clever vagina line as your way of sending your condolenses...unless you conveniently skimmed over that first line of my post.

Ken wrote:

It wasn't like Barbaro was Secretariat or anything.

... and it would have mattered if it WERE Secretariat? Guess you're also a menstruating vagina.

It's good to see... the "board" homo, out himself again.

I guess you thought the Pink Jetta... just wasn't enough to convince us?

Fuckin' queer!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

War Wagon wrote:If you don't act this way in "real life", then why play the fool on a message board?

I hardly think not weeping over a dead animal equates to that.

Oh, and stop fucking acting like you're sooooo mature and above this place. Yeah, like I really believe you go around calling complete strangers "dipshits" like you did me. Uh huh. I've seen your tough guy routine on this board time and time again. If you carried even an ounce of that shit into the "real world," looking the way you do, there's just no fucking way you'd be alive the next day to log back onto this place and preach to us all about how horrible we are because we smack on a smack board.

You'll have to excuse Whitey. Besides Forklift Operator # 12, he also jacks off horses for spare change on the side. Plus, he won $5 on Barbarino once!

I'm sure his winnings aided in the household's decision to upgrade from an oscillating fan to a window AC.

sorry for your Loss Shoalzie

Shoalzie wrote: I'll take that clever vagina line as your way of sending your condolenses...unless you conveniently skimmed over that first line of my post.

Ken

as a christian...i'm reaching out to you in your time of need....aftr making rediculous post after post.

maybe you should revisit the facts of what Jesus has done for YOU?

think before you POST?

again, Sholz.....sorry for the passing of your grandpa.

Shoalzie wrote:

Ken wrote:

It wasn't like Barbaro was Secretariat or anything.

... and it would have mattered if it WERE Secretariat? Guess you're also a menstruating vagina.

I was just making a comparison...a horse is a horse, of course.

I'll take that clever vagina line as your way of sending your condolenses...unless you conveniently skimmed over that first line of my post.

... and a downright shit-filled-underwear comparison it was. You chided others for expressing sorrow over the death of a horse by intimating their sorrows were better directed at the death of a... now get this... a HORSE.

Condolences regarding your grandfather.
Did that actually make you feel better? A li'l note of condolence from ken? Fucking gimmee a break.

Who gives a shit if Barbarino died?? They are already finding a replacement for him on some lame ass "voting" show.on Sun nights(i think).

Will you guys be sad when Horseshack dies as well.

Qbert wrote:Ken

as a christian...i'm reaching out to you in your time of need....aftr making rediculous post after post.

maybe you should revisit the facts of what Jesus has done for YOU?

Uhhh, this guy's just trolling, right?