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PILF
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:15 am
by RadioFan
Pundits I'd Love to Fuck
This chick, bar none:
I'm not sure whether I agree with her points or not. I seem to lose focus on whatever she is saying every time I see her on TV. Damn.
You?
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:42 am
by RadioFan
What, you Ann Coulter fans afraid to chime in?
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:23 am
by Tom In VA
Not really, I'm thinking of some asian broad, but I can't remember her name.
When I do, I'll remember the rules.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:28 am
by Mikey
Connie Chin...errr...Chung?
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:52 am
by smackaholic
Chink, mikey. Chink.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:47 pm
by Tom In VA
mvscal wrote:Tom In VA wrote:Not really, I'm thinking of some asian broad, but I can't remember her name.
When I do, I'll remember the rules.
Michelle Malkin?
That's her. Perhaps not the most flattering picture, but I'm imagining this is getting close to her "O" face.
Her in some thigh high boots, that's what I'm talking about. Dragon 'Rady 'Ruv you 'Rong Time
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:58 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tom In VA wrote:
That's her. Perhaps not the most flattering picture, but I'm imagining this is getting close to her "O" face.
I almost didn't recognize her without her hockey helmet on.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:36 am
by RadioFan
Tom In VA wrote:Dragon 'Rady 'Ruv you 'Rong Time
Bwaah.
How did I miss this?
You politicos surely have other "analyst" PILFs out there. Quit partisanin' and start posting the women, ya fags.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:33 pm
by Dinsdale
I'd almost swear that was the chick I was running game on at the bar last night.
After many pleasantries that led me to believe I had a solid chance at a drunkfuck, all of a sudden, bitch wanted to talk politics. Over the next hour or so, this chick seemed to write off the John Birch Society and the NRA as "left wing liberals."
Hoooo-leeeee-shit.
Any time I gave a political view she agreed with, there was a hand rubbing my inner thigh under the table. Any time I made a point she disagreed with, it was "I think I need to go now."
Fucking psycho. Cute, too.
But, she did kiss me and give me her e-mail addy, along with a URL to her just-to-the-right-of-Jupiter website.
I think I'm going to have to fuck her. Sure, I may have to wear a Ronald Reagan mask to get her in the mood, but just wait until I lay the wood, and start screaming out Nancy Pelosi's name before I nut. That should get that cooter puckered up pretty nicely, methinks.
I'll keep you posted...or, maybe not.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:45 pm
by RadioFan
Bwah!
Speaking of chicks that are Right of the John Birch Society, but a PILF nonetheless, at least in the blog world ...
Debbie Schlussel
Complete nutjub, but those lips ... damn.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:20 pm
by poptart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuGtjEYrrUg
Have no idea what she's saying.
Matters not.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:48 am
by RadioFan
pop, you've got the spirit of my message, but not the meaning, bro.
I meant pundits, not newscasters.
If we start expanding this little thread into NILFs, there'd be chaos, followed by much gnashing of teeth and shit. Then Bushice would scold us and stuff.
No, my friend, I meant PILFs, not that French newscaster chick (who is insanely hot).
Think, my man, think.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:59 am
by Dinsdale
And this is why I am epic, and you guys are not.
See, I meet a psychotic right-wing whackjob bitch, and I actually set the wheels in motion to slam my cock in it.
You guys start internet discussions about it.
Translation: No, I haven't nailed the right-wing whacko chick yet
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:48 pm
by Bizzarofelice
RadioFan wrote:
Speaking of chicks that are Right of the John Birch Society, but a PILF nonetheless, at least in the blog world ...
Debbie Schlussel
Artie had it right when he talked about banging her while she rants non-stop about al queda. That picture has some Glamour Shots make-up. Chick would do better if she picked up a Glamour and put down the National Review.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:50 pm
by BSmack
Dinsdale wrote:And this is why I am epic, and you guys are not.
See, I meet a psychotic right-wing whackjob bitch, and I actually set the wheels in motion to slam my cock in it.
You guys start internet discussions about it.
Translation: No, I haven't nailed the right-wing whacko chick yet
You've got bode because you're trying to fuck a psycho?
Yea, OK.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:42 pm
by Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:You've got bode because you're trying to fuck a psycho?
You're learning...
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:28 pm
by OCmike
Dinsdale wrote:
I'd almost swear that was the chick I was running game on at the bar last night, 'cept she weighed about 60 lbs more, was brunette, had Mitch Albom's ears and Bill Cowher's chin.
Re: PILF
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:36 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
I don't know for sure whether she qualifies as a pundit, but using that definition as broadly (pun not intended) as possible . . .
Randi Rhodes. The one -- or should I say two -- on the right.
And yeah, I'm well aware that her face is nothing to write home about. But that's a Hall of Fame-caliber rack. And it doesn't hurt that I agree with her more often than not. OTOH, I believe she smokes, so I'd have to get past that.
Re: PILF
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:58 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote:"She" looks like a transvestite.
You could always
Obama-nate the situation and "hope" that she will "change" into a woman.
Re: PILF
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote:
Terry: "I HOPE she doesn't have a dick."
See? Obamania is catching on!
Re: PILF
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:46 pm
by bbqjones
rita crosby
this fat hog could swarth on my ding a ling before the ink on my divorce papers dry.
Re: PILF
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:17 am
by Diogenes
Re: PILF
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:45 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
~~~ turns down sound...gets out "hand cream" ~~~
But seriously, if I was married to that yenta, I'd keep my beef baton firmly lodged in her esophagus to shut her up.
Oh yeah, and "mazeltov" to her plastic surgeon too...sheeeesh....
Re: PILF
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:21 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
bbqjones wrote:
rita crosby
this fat hog could swarth on my ding a ling before the ink on my divorce papers dry.
There'd definitely have to be a "no talking" rule on that one. Her voice is the auditory equivalent of an ice cube in my boxers.
Re: PILF
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:05 pm
by Dinsdale
Terry in Crapchester wrote:There'd definitely have to be a "no talking" rule on that one. Her voice is the auditory equivalent of an ice cube in my boxers.
I've met chicks who fall into that category -- a subset I refer to as "women."
Re: PILF
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:47 pm
by BSmack
Dinsdale wrote:Terry in Crapchester wrote:There'd definitely have to be a "no talking" rule on that one. Her voice is the auditory equivalent of an ice cube in my boxers.
I've met chicks who fall into that category -- a subset I refer to as "women."
So to you, the sound of a woman's voice is a turn off?
How totally hetero.
Re: PILF
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:41 pm
by Diogenes
Meet Bryanna Bevens...
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Re: PILF
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:53 pm
by Diogenes
Mary Katherine Ham.
She blogs on Hugh Hewitt's site, She's on Fox news right noe.
Re: PILF
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:43 pm
by Diogenes
Bump for Amanda Carpenter...
Re: PILF
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:19 pm
by Sirfindafold
sin,
Goober M.
Re: PILF
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sincerely,
sirfuckafold
