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When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:22 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people.
There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project.
I chimed in with: "I blame Bush."
~silence~
Followed by: :?
It was good times though.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:46 am
by PSUFAN
I blame Cheney. A little more resonance - and quailshot probably won't kill me.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:48 pm
by bbqjones
im probably getting divorced abecause of these stuypuid messadge baords.
fuck you
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:01 am
by bbqjones
i dont hate anything nigg
pe4rhaps dislike is better. lawyers are gong to be inboldend soon. lets keep it hush hugh. ok.
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:09 am
by Invictus
bbqjones wrote:i dont hate anything nigg.
I hate your bug-eyed new daddy, Coonque.
Re: When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:38 pm
by Kansas City Kid
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people.
There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project.
I chimed in with: "I blame Bush."
~silence~
Followed by: :?
It was good times though.
Did everyone in line at SUBWAY get pissed at you and the other sandwich workers?
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:16 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
From I know you are but what am I ... now to fast food smack? How do you manage to hit the ULTIMATE smack cliche on EVERY fucking post?
Do you possess even an ounce of originality in that little head of yours?
Dude, seriously...just retire from this message board stuff.
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:34 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dude, seriously...just retire from this message board stuff.
even better: dude, just fucking off yourself.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:41 am
by Kansas City Kid
What a couple of blubbering bitches! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:22 am
by Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD
Kansas City Kid wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people.
There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project.
I chimed in with: "I blame Bush."
~silence~
Followed by: :?
It was good times though.
Did everyone in line at SUBWAY get pissed at you and the other sandwich workers?
You could at least tag MGO as a KMart employee and mix in some Blue-Light Special namesmack while you're at it. C'Mon, Kid. Up your game. Have a take. Do not suck.
Re: When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:40 pm
by OCmike
Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD wrote:Up your game. Have a take. Do not suck.
1. Not possible.
2. Setting the bar waaaaaay too fucking high.
Re: When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:27 am
by KC Scott
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I chimed in with: "I blame Bush.".
I've used that for the following:
Who sang Machinehead?
What prompted you to propose?
How come we can't see out of the dinning room window?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:08 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I've been saving that one for the CEO.
Re: When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
KC Scott wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I chimed in with: "I blame Bush.".
I've used that for the following:
Who sang Machinehead?
What prompted you to propose?
How come we can't see out of the dinning room window?
I've used that for the following:
There's a hair in my soup.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:01 am
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:The last performance review I recieved my boss was detailing out a couple of my opportunities, I responded by saying "I bet don't the balls to say that do my face in real life. Quit hiding behind your keyboard pussy."
you shoula told him you'd buttfukk him in the mouf.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:30 am
by Mister Bushice
bbqjones wrote: hush hugh.
Best cartoon private eye ever. Good cover saying his name ackbwards.
or was that his cousin Q.T.?
damn. long time gone.
Re: When T1Bisms go bad in the "real world"
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:42 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:In that case you probably would not want to conclude a meeting with instructions to "Wipe cock on drapes."
I actually worked that one into a department meeting a while back. It made one of my co-workers blow soda out of his nostrils.