Bears or Colts?

[kcdave]

Q, its just your imagination. Nothing here to see.

Why the hell has this thread not been posted already. Late Tuesday night, and Im having to post a pick the winner thread? Damn ...... money says there will be a thread on this board going to crap soon.

Anywho ......... I really, really, REALLY, want to pick the Colts. They have the better QB hands down. Based upon history, they have the better coach. Rb's are a wash. Defense ..... well ........ frankily the Bears are better. With that, Im FORCED to pick the Bears.

If the Bears do win, fine. They win, I win, and I continue to look just a little smarter than the many times that I look like a dumbass for picking the wrong team.

If the Bears lose ........ thats still a marginal win for me. How, you say? Simple you fools. I will never, ever, EVER, accept the old bullshit about defense winning championships.

[Mile-Hi T]

Keep in mind, I am an AFC guy and well,......I HATE Eli's brother. But I think that Rex is going to lose the game.

Colts 23
Bears 15

But who really cares as long as the colts win by 7.

[poptart]

Which coach is blacker .... ?

[Mississippi Neck]

Which coach is blacker .... ?

Damn thats easy. Lovie is.

[indyfrisco]

Which coach is blacker .... ?

Damn thats easy. Lovie is.

Then if history means anything, Colts will win.

One thing about the Colts, this is not the same "chuck it down the field" offense as you've seen in the past. Peyton isn't making NEAR as many long throws as he used to. He's more into the 5-10 yard passing game now. He picks teams apart. He doesn't like to get hit so they run a lot of 3 and 5 step drop and throw before the defense can even penetrate the line.

So, the Bears won't be able to have effective blitz schemes. If the Bears defense is going to make an impact, it will be due to LBs dropping into the 5-10 yard zone and making plays on the TE and slot receiver.

Colts defense, for some reason, has been inspired all of a sudden. With Sanders back in the playoffs, they have been good, almost great. That's all this defense needs to do is be good against the Bears. Stack 9 in the box unless it is an obvious passing down and they should hold the Bears enough times for the Colts to win.

My prediction:

Colts - 31
Bears - 17

Peyton is going to Disneyland and will be the MVP.

[See You Next Wednesday]

Turnovers will be the key and I think the Bears win that, +2. A small thing that could be major, the Colts kick/punt coverage looked absolutely awful against the Pats and I think the Bears get huge chunks off of them. As a Packer fan I hate picking the Bears, but my gut is telling me it will be...

Bears 27
Colts 21

[Dinsdale]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Aints have an even more potent offense than Indy?

And how did they do against the Urlachers?

The Bears offense blows goats, to be sure, but they also have excellent special teams, and often times through the course of 4 quarters, that field position battle eventually decides the outcome.

I think the big playmakers on the Bears D will overcome the playmakers on the Colts' O, and the Legend of Peyton Also-Ranning continues.

[Dinsdale]

I think it was more a case of being undone(or "done," if you will) by a psychotic dude wearing #54...who they were very careful to stay the hell away from...can't say I blame them.

[Dinsdale]

They're also missing some pretty important pieces of the puzzle in Harris and Brown.

Excellent point. But remember, they let Tank Johnson out, and he'll cover for them.


Sorry...lame pun.

One thing different about the Colts this year is their ability to win ugly when things don't go all their way.

Other side of the coin...which Bears' victory wasn't "ugly"? Every time this team takes the field, there's 3 certainties...death, taxes, and ugliness. Their field is ugly, their stadium is ugly, their QB is ugly, and their style of play is ugly. It just don't get any uglier than DaBears.

[Cicero]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Aints have an even more potent offense than Indy?

And how did they do against the Urlachers?

The Bears offense blows goats, to be sure, but they also have excellent special teams, and often times through the course of 4 quarters, that field position battle eventually decides the outcome.

I think the big playmakers on the Bears D will overcome the playmakers on the Colts' O, and the Legend of Peyton Also-Ranning continues.

Colts have a better QB, OLine and WR's than the Saints. Plus the game is in a nuetral site. If Indy limits itself to only one turnover, they will win this game.


Colts 23
Bears 17

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Yeah, he's a great player no doubt about it, but do you think the Bears have a better D than the Ravens? Think about it.

I suppose if Manning & Co had lit up the Ravens for more than zero fucking touchdowns, you might have a semblance of a point.



Where the fuck are you going with this? The Ravens held the Colts to 15 points... so the Bears, with their vastly inferior defense will 'only' hold them to 17 pts?

[titlover]

It's Peyton's year. The Bears strike me as just happy to be there. The Colts seem much more focused, determined and maybe just want it more after knocking on the door for so many years.

or you could say they're loose and playing with no fear.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

The Ravens lost, dumbfuck. That is the point.

Score only 15 pts against the Bears and they lose. That's the point.

Rag on the Bears inept QB all you want, their team can score. In bunches. They'll put up 24+ points against the Colts, whether it's on O, D, or ST they will score. If the Colts score zero TD this week, they lose. That's the point.

Light bulb coming on yet, dipshit... or are we still talking 'Steve Foley charging a cop after he's been shot' dumb?

[Dinsdale]

He was shot in the back in his own driveway

How is it your account is so much different from that of the police report?

How does wounds to the leg, arm, and chest translate into "in the back"?

Oh, wait...I forgot I was dealing with Chargertard.

You DO realize the guy already had pending charges for resisting and assualting officers while drunk, right?

At what point does this become a "pattern?" You know, since nigs will be nigs and all...

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Let me know when you're actually done responding to my previous post, chooch.

I wouldn't want you to completely melt down and triple post... so I will interject this post amongst your compost.

Seriously, nudge me or something when you're done.



Edited for:

Ahhh.... I see Dins saved you from the triple. Still, let me know.

[420]

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

The Colts will live in "NFL" eternal hell for the bitch move made by the owner... sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night with moving trucks.

Any owner that moves an NFL team to Indiana gets what they deserve.

The Colts will never win a Super Bowl... EVER!

[indyfrisco]

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

The Colts will live in "NFL" eternal hell for the bitch move made by the owner... sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night with moving trucks.

Any owner that moves an NFL team to Indiana gets what they deserve.

Nice breakdown of the two teams. I might have to concur.

Sin,
Not

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What the hell are you talking about Indy? I'd wager everything I have on stone cold, lead pipe analysis such as:

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

That's some brilliant, thought-provoking shit right there.

[420]

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

The Colts will live in "NFL" eternal hell for the bitch move made by the owner... sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night with moving trucks.

Any owner that moves an NFL team to Indiana gets what they deserve.

Nice breakdown of the two teams. I might have to concur.

Sin,
Not

I agree...that rich history of NFL football in the great state of Indiana has me reminiscing to ghosts of the past.

Fuck, who am I kidding... the only great thing about Indiana is that it's narrow, and you can get through it quickly when you're driving across country.

That and Evansville being the long time headquarters of the KKK.

Indiana is full of rich history.

[Kansas City Kid]

Manning has been playing inconsistently in the post season and it is about to catch up with him. Grossman has had an up and down season but he will have a big game as the Bears roll:

Chicago - 34

Indianapolis - 16

[Dinsdale]

So, which is it...was he "shot in the back," like you said earlier, or was he shot in the leg, like you're claiming now?


Sounds like you've been reading the Chargers' playbook on "getting your story straight."

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

So, which is it...was he "shot in the back," like you said earlier, or was he shot in the leg, like you're claiming now?


Sounds like you've been reading the Chargers' playbook on "getting your story straight."

It appears that he was shot while his back was facing the officer. In the leg. Regardless, the hole incident reeks of Nogs being Nogs. Who knows wtf happened. This much I do know... Foley is a motherfucking criminal who's been arrested 5 times since 1999. I stand by my Foley comparison to mvscal. Both are complete fucking idiots.

[Dinsdale]

He was shot in the BACK of the leg, you stupid fuck.

While I may be a "stupid fuck" in your eyes, I'm not such a "stupid fuck" that I don't know the difference between a noun and an adjective.


See, you educationally-challenged stupid fuck, the "back," in the context you used it, is a "noun," being that it is part of the human anatomy...in more simple terms, think of it as the part of your body where your boyfriend usually deposits his semen.

A "knee" is also an anatomical part. It has different parts to it, and the part that faces your boyfriend when you commit those crimes against nature would be referred to as the "back." Now, in this instance, "back" describes a noun, making it an "adjective."


Glad I could help...stupid fuck. You're backpedalling like a Charger in a courtroom.

[Dinsdale]

Once again, you were caught clueless

Always a good idea to acquaint yourself with the facts before popping off.

You're right. I should find a little more reliable sources of info, and stop listening to uninformed idiots...like, for example --

He was shot in the back in his own driveway

trying to backpedal your way out.

Tears, Fairy. Tears.


Those "classy" Chargerfans are at it again. Were you actually jealous of the KC contingent's "I know you are, but what am I" arsenal?

[Kansas City Kid]

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[War Wagon]

The Bears are nothing more than the best of a pathetically shitty conference and it will show. The Colts have already beaten the Patriots and the Ravens either of which are far superior teams than Chicago.

It'll be a good day for the Bears if they can just get off the field without completely humiliating themselves.

That's pretty much the way I see it.

Colts - 28
Bears - 10

[indyfrisco]

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

The Colts will live in "NFL" eternal hell for the bitch move made by the owner... sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night with moving trucks.

Any owner that moves an NFL team to Indiana gets what they deserve.

Nice breakdown of the two teams. I might have to concur.

Sin,
Not

I agree...that rich history of NFL football in the great state of Indiana has me reminiscing to ghosts of the past.

Fuck, who am I kidding... the only great thing about Indiana is that it's narrow, and you can get through it quickly when you're driving across country.

That and Evansville being the long time headquarters of the KKK.

Indiana is full of rich history.

Once again, thanks for the wonderful "sports related" retort to my response of your analysis (or lack thereof) of the upcoming game.

You're not very good at this. We've always known that, but you can't help but reinforce it.

[rozy]

Damn, Dins, you should have stopped at just picking the Bears instead of spending half of a freaking thread playing pin the semantic tail on a P-Town methfreak. And mvscal didn't even bring up the 5 or 20 other problems with that whole Foley deal.

Anyhoo...

Better Defense--Bears
Better Special Teams--Bears
Better Running Game--Bears
Best Tin-Man Impersonation--Manning (He did everything he could to choke away the AFC champ game...hell, the biggest play of the game for them on offense had to be spoonfed to No-Heart by his 5th string Tight End.)

This will be Bucs-Raiders Part Deaux.

Bears......big

MVP Mark Anderson (3 sacks and a Forced Fumble)

[godzilla2002]

Anywho .........

[420]

Nice breakdown of the two teams. I might have to concur.

Sin,
Not

I agree...that rich history of NFL football in the great state of Indiana has me reminiscing to ghosts of the past.

Fuck, who am I kidding... the only great thing about Indiana is that it's narrow, and you can get through it quickly when you're driving across country.

That and Evansville being the long time headquarters of the KKK.

Indiana is full of rich history.

Once again, thanks for the wonderful "sports related" retort to my response of your analysis (or lack thereof) of the upcoming game.

You're not very good at this. We've always known that, but you can't help but reinforce it.

Look farm boy... I wasn't going to pick on you after your first response to me, but you went and did it again.

Look, I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you, and I didn't want to embarrass you and make you look like sissyroo in a forum where you're completely lost and only show up in when it's the homecoming dance or the prom. Otherwise, you're really never in here, except to play the fool, which you play quite well... if I may say.

Lets take a look at your first response to me, shall we?

Nice breakdown of the two teams. I might have to concur.

Sin,
Not

I let this one slide since... well, you went to a school that gives out degree's in the tractor pull, and how to kill as many students as possible at a bonfire, while stating that engineering students at said "University" were responsible for putting together the Lincoln logs that killed the "students". You now understand why I let the first comment slide.

Now we'll look at the Aggies second response...

Once again, thanks for the wonderful "sports related" retort to my response of your analysis (or lack thereof) of the upcoming game.

Look, stupid... did you even read and understand the title of the thread, and the question that was asked, by the person that started the thread???

Me thinks not... since that takes reading comprehension, which you are sorely lacking. I'll even say it's not your fault, since you went to A&M for your education.

Let me help you out if I may...

Thread Title: Bears or Colts?

Are you still with me?

Thread question: Which team wins ?

Let me know if you need me to slow down... or go back a sentence and let you catch up? Mmmkay.

420's response to the question asked:

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

If that wasn't enough... you had to go out with this response and one up Sissyroo, just to take his place as the board tard.

You're not very good at this. We've always known that, but you can't help but reinforce it.

No, my retarded friend... you're not very good at this!

Not once did the thread ask for the game to be broken down... or ask for an analysis of said game in question!!!


Try to keep up next time my backwoods friend... even if it is a challenging thread such as this.


Good day.

[indyfrisco]

Thread Title: Bears or Colts?

Are you still with me?

Thread question: Which team wins ?

There was a much easier response. Poll up front should have told you.

Of course, you want to "follow the leader" of the thread, right? Well, he said this in the initial post:

Anywho ......... I really, really, REALLY, want to pick the Colts. They have the better QB hands down. Based upon history, they have the better coach. Rb's are a wash. Defense ..... well ........ frankily the Bears are better. With that, Im FORCED to pick the Bears.

Not quite an NFL PRIMEtime breakdown, but much better than this:

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

The Colts will live in "NFL" eternal hell for the bitch move made by the owner... sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night with moving trucks.

Any owner that moves an NFL team to Indiana gets what they deserve.

Keep telling yourself you know anything about football. Oh yeah, you were going to ball in college.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Look, I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you

If you're addressing a door knob, you may be right. Otherwise... not so much.

you went to a school that gives out degree's in the tractor pull.

I laughed. However... I'd be willing to bet that anyone who actually earned a degree knows how to properly pluralize words. What's your excuse, tard?

[indyfrisco]

I tend not to engage in academic smack with m2ool when he plays the Kal card. I graduated from college. He pretends he went for a semester. It's not even a worthy opponent.

It's just humorous.

He continuously calls people out on academic smack all the while fucking up his grammar, punctuation and spelling.

He calls out people for their sports knowledge while never providing anything more than a "so-and-so wins" and "here's a picture of a bridge to show my BODE".

Fucking tard...

[420]

not so much.

Oh my... the saying that got old 3 years ago on the west coast, finally made it to New England.


People come up to me and say... "Truth, are the aggies really as stupid as they seem? You know, since you spend 2 months a year living only 15 minutes away from the campus. And did their engineering dept. really stack some twigs on top of each other, only to watch it come tumbling down on the students and kill them"?

My response is usually to bust out one of the funniest pictures ever captured by still photography.

This is how an Aggie prepares for a hurricane... another example of Aggie engineering.

















Now,someone plaese tell me this isn't the funniest picture ever taken in the history of the 20th and 21 century.

To this day... you should hear some of the aggie excuses for this engineering feat!

Thread Title: Bears or Colts?

Are you still with me?

Thread question: Which team wins ?

There was a much easier response. Poll up front should have told you.

Really? Does the poll specify who voted and which way... my idiot aggie friend? Don't answer, you're already confused as is, which leads me to these stellar responses!

Of course, you want to "follow the leader" of the thread, right?

Well, if you mean by answering the question... then consider me a non-aggie!

Well, he said this in the initial post:

Anywho ......... I really, really, REALLY, want to pick the Colts. They have the better QB hands down. Based upon history, they have the better coach. Rb's are a wash. Defense ..... well ........ frankily the Bears are better. With that, Im FORCED to pick the Bears.

Not quite an NFL PRIMEtime breakdown,

Do you know why, shit for brains??? It was never asked for! You are definitely living up to everything we expect from a true aggie

but much better than this:

The Bears win this one easy... not even close.

The Colts will live in "NFL" eternal hell for the bitch move made by the owner... sneaking out of Baltimore in the middle of the night with moving trucks.

Any owner that moves an NFL team to Indiana gets what they deserve.

Keep telling yourself you know anything about football. Oh yeah, you were going to ball in college.

Once again, shit for brains... no one asked for an analysis in this thread, you idiot! You are without question, a true representative of an Aggie education.

Your best bet is to stick to being a farmer... and plow those bbq fields out there in "Indiana".

[Dinsdale]

Damn, Dins, you should have stopped at just picking the Bears

Actually, I'd like to go back and change my answer to read "what Mace said."

This is how an Aggie prepares for a hurricane... another example of Aggie engineering.

OK, that's pretty freaking funny.

[indyfrisco]

[indyfrisco]

Oh, and...

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/aggie.asp

[Dinsdale]

Oh, and...

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/aggie.asp

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

Dude, that explaination on Snopes makes it even fucking funnier. An Aggie "engineer" decided that the masonry couldn't support a piece of plywood?

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Shit, I would have come down there and showed them how to do it, for a nominal fee. I've boarded up windows on masonry building quite similar to that, although not for the purpose of hurricane preparation.

But that's one of the stuidest excuses for being dumb I've ever heard. "The load-bearing wall with huge window openings holds up a multiple-story building just fine, but it's not strong enough to hold a 5 pound piece of plywood."

Sell that one to someone, Aggies.

Freaking TEARS.


PSSST! I'll let Aggiegineer in on a little secret...there's no law that says you can't drill small pilot holes into the 1.5" aluminum frame around the window. I'm sure some Aggie "engineering student/bonfire builder" could figure out how many screws it would take to support a piece of plywood subjected to a 100MPH wind....wait...maybe not.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.


"Uhm....the building wasn't strong enough to support a few pieces of plywood...yeah, that's the ticket!" Sin, Jon Lovitz, A&M Engineering Professor

[420]

What's even funnier... is the sign on the door that says something like, Go away Katrina!





and the fuckin' thing doesn't even have plywood!!!

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!

[Shoalzie]

Colts 27, Bears 21

MVP: Manning 2 TDs, 275 yards