T1B

Why don't you just use the scroll feature of your mouse like I do when I see one of doughnut boys posts?

You're one of the better reads around here R-J. Losing KC Fatfuck in the deal is hardly a gain for this place.

Is this a troll job ? God I hope it is.

Don't you run one of the other boards ?

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
And here all along I thought R-Jack was just another in the long line of tards that lived by the one-line drive-bys.

Well gee-whiz R-Jackoff, GUESS YA GOT ON ME....

I know you are but what am I?

Kansas City must have a few areas that have polluted water for the lk_pick's of the world to feed their infants.

Nice blast by R-Jack! Very well timed... I might add.

I was just looking out the window here in Marinwood... and across San Pablo Bay, when it looked like the freakin' shuttle took off from Rodeo!!!





I then made my way to the main forum, only to find out it was just the Pillsbury Doughboy getting lit up from a long distance blast from the east bay.

That fat assed pile of shit won't leave the board. It's all he has besides the pies, cakes, candy, eclairs, and fudge while waiting for Dickie Simmons to show up and read him a story.

Kansas City Kid wrote:That fat assed pile of shit won't leave the board. It's all he has besides the pies, cakes, candy, eclairs, and fudge while waiting for Dickie Simmons to show up and read him a story.

funny, a fat,nerd, piece of shit, calling another fat guy fat.




OTST

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Well gee-whiz R-Jackoff, GUESS YA GOT ON ME....

Well, yeah, he does. He bitch-slapped you into the middle of next week, and your reply was “May I have another”.

Adelpiero wrote:

Kansas City Kid wrote:That fat assed pile of shit won't leave the board. It's all he has besides the pies, cakes, candy, eclairs, and fudge while waiting for Dickie Simmons to show up and read him a story.

funny, a fat,nerd, piece of shit, calling another fat guy fat.




OTST

Where did you call Paul a fatty?

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Well gee-whiz R-Jackoff, GUESS YA GOT ON ME....

The shit in Shrubber's pants has on you.

Jsc810 wrote:fwiiw, I hope nobody leaves the board.

I don't share your sentiment.

Jsc810 wrote:I hope that other join here also.

That I cannot promise you. However... we can do something about keeping the status quo.

Later this year... after you inevitably meet your maker, I'm going to disinter your rotting corpse, drive it over to 810 FaggotLoving Lane, and throw your carcass against your old keyboard. I will then click on the submit button. It'll be like you never left.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I'm going to disinter your rotting corpse.

Which is a felony. Do you miss prison love that bad ?

Paula needs a timeout from this board(while R-Jack stays).


"I'm in your dome" AND "I have BODE" in the same post = 1 week timeout, for the good of the board.


And frankly, the admins are doing a piss-poor job of keeping the Kansas City Contingent on a short leash.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Well gee-whiz R-Jackoff, GUESS YA GOT ON ME....

Well, yeah, he does. He bitch-slapped you into the middle of next week, and your reply was “May I have another”.

WRONG- to be perfectly factual, simply starting this thread makes HIM look even more the fool. After all, did I NOT throw out there the caveat "I will if he will?"??? All R-Jackoff needed to do FROM THAT POINT ON was to never post here again, and consequently I wouldn't either.

Like hell you wouldn't. He made the offer and you didn't take it, period. You can't live without the daily humiliation you get around here,

I HAVE

If Bode is a size 50 muu muu, you got it alright.

Monty Python

lol

Holy Grail resets have always been MONEY.


RACK E

Beautiful.

Fucking Beautiful.





RACK Ucant and this thread.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Well gee-whiz R-Jackoff, GUESS YA GOT ON ME....

Well, yeah, he does. He bitch-slapped you into the middle of next week, and your reply was “May I have another”.

WRONG- to be perfectly factual, simply starting this thread makes HIM look even more the fool. After all, did I NOT throw out there the caveat "I will if he will?"??? All R-Jackoff needed to do FROM THAT POINT ON was to never post here again, and consequently I wouldn't either.

Again, much like Kansas City Kaley The Trained Chimp, I am DEEP inside yet another T1B poster's cranium so that can only mean one thing:

I HAVE

Good Lord! The thing is this fat assed piece of shit actually believes this. Hilarious. Take R-Jack up on the offer, Tubby, or - better yet - choke on a giant cake or cock and drop dead.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:I hope that other join here also.

That I cannot promise you. However... we can do something about keeping the status quo.

Later this year... after you inevitably meet your maker, I'm going to disinter your rotting corpse, drive it over to 810 FaggotLoving Lane, and throw your carcass against your old keyboard. I will then click on the submit button. It'll be like you never left.

Holy
Shit

Rack the hell outta that.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:WRONG- to be perfectly factual, simply starting this thread makes HIM look even more the fool. After all, did I NOT throw out there the caveat "I will if he will?"??? All R-Jackoff needed to do FROM THAT POINT ON was to never post here again, and consequently I wouldn't either.

So by him not telling you he was accepting your terms, in your fucked up world, this is the equivalent of some sort of agreement!!??

Usually... when someone makes a bet, they shake on it. Or something. Some sort of acknowledgement has to be made that the terms have been agreed upon.

When I call my bookie and ask to put $500 down on the Patriots and hear crickets chirping, I am then to assume that he heard me and everything is okay??? Is this what you're selling? Are you for real?

Thank goodness for KTRL-Paul's largesse

Gratuitous additional RACK for Polo-boy

Still a NO, however...

Ass-kickings are to Paul what Fruity Pebbles are to kids.

At least one-a-day.

Any scenario in which R-Jack leaves will not be accepted.

PSUFAN wrote:R-Jack leaves will not be accepted.

Good to see PSU is going clean and sober.

No, thank you KFC Paul, for getting played.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Right, this IS my fucked up world, and we're ALL living in it.

LINK?


If one legitimate poster.. just one ... agrees with your assertion, I will grant you your BODE.

Until then... you are alone in your world.

Please go back to KONTROLC PASTING your "takes"... at least then they might be remotely interesting or funny.

I believe we now have a way to measure. I expect to see the following:

R-Jack 25
KC Paul 1

Is FatPaul moving to Vegas?

Albuquerque tops fittest city list SUE MAJOR HOLMES, Associated Press Writer
Thu Feb 8, 8:09 PM ET



ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Albuquerque's mayor says the city has a lot of options to keep people fit — everything from gyms to hiking and biking.

And because of those options, "Albuquerque is a very fit city," Mayor Martin Chavez said.

New Mexico's largest city was listed as the fittest city in the United States in March's issue of Men's Fitness magazine, up from a 13th-place showing last year.

"Albuquerque is turned on, and recognition like this just fuels that phenomenon," Chavez said. "Nothing succeeds like success, or I guess you could say nothing is better than fitness."

The magazine's nonscientific survey of 50 cities listed Seattle as No. 2 in the most-fit rankings, followed by Colorado Springs; Minneapolis; Tucson, Ariz.; Denver; San Francisco; Baltimore; Portland, Ore.; and Honolulu.

It's Top 10 fattest cities are Las Vegas, Nev., up from No. 2 last year; San Antonio, Texas; Miami; Mesa, Ariz.; Los Angeles; Houston; Dallas; El Paso, Texas; Detroit; and San Jose, Calif.

IndyFrisco wrote:I believe we now have a way to measure. I expect to see the following:

R-Jack 25
KC Paul 1

Who are the three other stupid fat fucks who voted paulies way?

Mister Bushice wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:I believe we now have a way to measure. I expect to see the following:

R-Jack 25
KC Paul 1

Who are the three other stupid fat fucks who voted paulies way?

Well it proves they have trolls or the KC posters themselves.

I didn't think T1B allowed trolls.

Apparently there are some posters who aren't treating this vote with the respect and reverence it so richly deserves. And now they've gone and upset Bushice.

Is there no end to the madness ?


OTST, "Well it proves they have trolls or the KC posters themselves." Made no sense. Bushice is upset and now is not the time to make jokes. Can you edit that or something. TIA


Bushice, I'm with you man, this is a travesty, I know I won't rest at all this weekend until this situation is resolved.

Mister Bushice wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:I believe we now have a way to measure. I expect to see the following:

R-Jack 25
KC Paul 1

Who are the three other stupid fat fucks who voted paulies way?

Fatty has at least six trolls and kept logging in to vote for his giant-assed self.

Tom In VA wrote:I didn't think T1B allowed trolls.

sayeth the reindeer, nevermore.

Apparently there are some posters who aren't treating this vote with the respect and reverence it so richly deserves.

yeah. Why wasn't there a "who gives a fuck" as a thrid option?

Is there no end to the madness ?

Not until tardowen is swinging from the shower rod there ain't

Bushice, I'm with you man, this is a travesty, I know I won't rest at all this weekend until this situation is resolved.

The amount of food KCnormous consumes in a day is a travesty. This is just typical T1B.

Get some rest.

Dinsdale wrote:Paula needs a timeout from this board(while R-Jack stays).


"I'm in your dome" AND "I have BODE" in the same post = 1 week timeout, for the good of the board.

I read this and thought, "claims bode: CHECK; goes IYD: CHECK; posts the fukken mushroom cloud: hey, wait a minute, he has yet to complete the tard trifecta". Then I hit page 2. Ta-da!

Wait until he comes in next with his epic "my co-workers and I are laughing at everyone on here" post. That is next.