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Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:58 pm**

Go shop for scented candles with the wife.

Watch the E Channel.

Eat broccolli.

Listen to Billy Joel mangle the National Anthem on a continuous loop.

Discuss Kal Football with 420.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:06 pm**

Wipe cock on drapes

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:06 pm**

I'd rather eat a bowl of Taco Bell induced shit from KctrlCPaul than watch the Pro Bowl.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:06 pm**

I would rather read a 15-page thread whose only contributors were the KC tard contingent. No, wait.....what time is the Pro Bowl on?

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:12 pm**

The players clearly don't give a crap about it...why should we? Saturday night is always hockey night at my house...there's no chance I flip over to CBS to watch a second of it.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:03 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:I would rather read a 15-page thread whose only contributors were the KC tard contingent. No, wait.....what time is the Pro Bowl on?

You could always google up some fresh tuna-noodle casserole recipes instead.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:03 pm**

I'd rather go sell cough syrup to pay my gambling debts.

signed,

Terrance Kiel

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:22 pm**

The Assassin wrote:I'd rather go sell cough syrup to pay my gambling debts.

signed,

Terrance Kiel

Ouch!...wait he's the only Charger that didn't make the pro bowl isn't he? :wink:

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:06 am**

Stabbing both of my eyes with 12 inch knitting needles comes to mind.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:46 am**

Plucking each individual hair from my 5 o'clock shadow.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:04 am**

ChargerMike wrote:
The Assassin wrote:I'd rather go sell cough syrup to pay my gambling debts.

signed,

Terrance Kiel

Ouch!...wait he's the only Charger that didn't make the pro bowl isn't he? :wink:

and all that talent got you HOW far in the playoffs? :wink: :wink:

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:38 am**

...T.R.o.T.s. this fuckin' Thread.....

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:33 pm**

<----wonders why he didn't T.r.o.T.s this Thread earlier; and understands that he will be utilizing that Split Topic function later tonight.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:20 am**

Do we get to see another American fan kick a million dollar field goal at half time? Then when they ask him what he’s going to do with his winnings he says…”plan another vacation in Hawaii” just to piss off all the Hawaiians!

If not I would rather watch more shit about Anna Nicole

BTW, Kansas City Kid, I’ve never had KCrutchPaul’s back but he is definitely in your head and it’s obviously to everyone.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:48 pm**

They ought to invite a few college seniors to play in it. That would liven it up a bit.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:53 pm**

if that was ---->pointed at ME.....i will say that your case is before the Kangaroo Court.

no decision has been made.

SO Paul, i guess its like this: SMACK Kaley the Hell OUTTA'Here yourself.

i have done my MODding due diligence.

one more thing: keep this ankle-biting war contained to this Thread.

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:19 am**

KCK= Jess?

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:04 pm**

OK, I watched some of the Pro Bowl - out of shear boredom... But best moment of the Pro Bowl - Sean Taylor lighting up Punter Moorman on a fake punt.

Classic.

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Mkie, you should just drop this shit with Paul.
It clutters the board and kills decent threads.

Paul, likewise.

Take it for what it's worth - There's a certain contingent in favor of giving both of you extended time outs.

Again.

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:06 pm**

Scott,

You can put one thing to rest for evermore. Is that KCK next to you in the pic?

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:14 pm**

Mississippi Neck wrote:Scott,

You can put one thing to rest for evermore. Is that KCK next to you in the pic?

KC Scott wrote:
I didn't caption that pic - Think that was my Old Buddy C-Mikes work, and yes - all the captions are acurate.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... c&start=50

so there ya go......

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:55 pm**

KC Scott wrote:Take it for what it's worth - There's a certain contingent in favor of giving both of you extended time outs.

RACK

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:22 pm**

Until further notice, KC Pasteatake and kansascitykickedmyownass posts are going to be pared until such time that we can finally get these two asswipes kicked from this board once and for all...

I have fucking had it......

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:35 am**

Mississippi Neck wrote:Scott,

You can put one thing to rest for evermore. Is that KCK next to you in the pic?

Funny story out of that tourstop, Kaley was sitting down with a few of us when the wiatress came up to get our order.
He was talking about driving in from Kansas, and all the traffic downtown.
"So how do I get back to 435?" he asked
The waitress said, "Well you might want to start with the salad"

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:35 pm**

Hilarious freaking story. Fat fuck KayLee getting brutally smacked. First, by life; then, by the waitress.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:03 pm**

Felix wrote:Until further notice, KC Pasteatake and kansascitykickedmyownass posts are going to be pared until such time that we can finally get these two asswipes kicked from this board once and for all...

I have fucking had it......

Wow, the board feels about 800 lbs. lighter.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:22 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote: Wow, the board feels about 800 lbs. lighter.

and the collective IQ went up about 40 points.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:43 am**

Goober McTuber wrote:Wow, the board feels about 800 lbs. lighter.

Why? Did shutyomouth leave twice...?

the_ouskull

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