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Anna Nicole cause of death conspiracies...

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:27 pm
by Jack
Listening to the boobs on radio and TV with their takes makes me wonder how many possible twists and turns someone without any evidence can give to this story..

1. Anna Nicole overdosed all on her own.

2. Howard K. Stern overdosed Anna's son and now has overdosed Anna, thus puitting himself in line as heir apparent to her potential $88 Million to $435 Million (from her marriage to the 88 year old Billionaire, Howard Marshall II). By influencing the overdose there is little to no evidence that he caused the deaths. Howard K. Stern was allegedly married to Anna Nicole.

3. Anna's son was the father of her baby. When she delivered the baby, he killed himself shortly after the birth of his sister (and daughter). Anna became so distraught that it would soon be found out that her son was the father, that she killed herself.
* A DNA test on the baby is supposed to be done on the 21st of February.

4. Howard Marshall II's son slipped stronger drugs into Anna's drugs.

What are your possible theories???

I wouldn't be shocked to find out that #2, Howard K. Stern was behind both overdoses.

Re: Anna Nicole cause of death conspiracies...

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:30 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Jack wrote:What are your possible theories???
That you will add to your immense collection of shit TROTS threads.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:30 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:09 pm
by PL
heart attack, lets move on

Re: Anna Nicole cause of death conspiracies...

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:15 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jack wrote:What are your possible theories???
You were dropped on your head as a child.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:39 pm
by DallasFanatic
Ummmmm, son whacked himself with methadone. Mommy followed suit

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:43 pm
by Mikey
The real Anna Nicole Smith was abducted by space aliens hired by her late husband's wealthy family.
The body they found was actually just a lifeless copy, replicated by the space aliens from a small amount of her DNA.

The real Anna Nicole Smith is now on a spaceship with the revered "Dah-eerie". The extraterrestrials feel that if the cow goes dry she could be an alternate source of the wonder tonic.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:43 pm
by Tom In VA
llol

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:00 pm
by Çì®åŠ DêMïgòD
DallasFanatic wrote:Ummmmm, son whacked himself with methadone. Mommy followed suit
Wasn't it Shrubber who posted that his Doctor wanted to put him on methadone?

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:15 pm
by Husker4ever
Here's my theory: Years of drug abuse taxed her internal organs. That coupled with the stress of recent, dramatic weight loss (and ongoing substance abuse) gave her a heart attack, stroke, or anyeurism. Even if there was an overdose, I'm sure her damaged organs were more susceptible to an overdose.

The aftermath: Anyone who took trimspa and had any type of heart attack, stroke, or health problems involving internal organs will try to cash in by sueing. This includes the dead relatives of former trimspa users.


Methspa Baby! <----her drug addicted infant child....sad shit.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:33 pm
by Dinsdale
My theory -- Anna Nicole was browsing the internet, and came across http://www.theoneboard.com .

After reading one of Jack's "takes," she went all Mama Cass and started shoving ham sammies, bed pillows, and every other thing she could find down her grille, in an effort to make the pain go away.

We should consider her one of the Lucky ones.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:06 pm
by Dinsdale
mvscal wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:Here's my theory: Years of drug abuse taxed her internal organs.
Image

Next theory...

FTFY



If you don't get it, that's fine...it was pretty much for BBQ Jones' amusement.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
Husker4ever wrote:The aftermath: Anyone who took trimspa and had any type of heart attack, stroke, or health problems involving internal organs will try to cash in by sueing. This includes the dead relatives of former trimspa users.
Gotta love that Cornholer logic.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:58 pm
by Moving Sale
mvscal wrote:
Husker4ever wrote:Here's my theory: Years of drug abuse taxed her internal organs.
Image

Next theory...
Hasty generalization much you fallacy riden fuckstain?