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Indy, whatever you do... dont open this thread!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:03 pm
by 420
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:17 pm
by Dinsdale
To anyone who thinks grants to universities for scientific/medical research are a waste of money...
You may kindly shut the fuck up now.
Dang, the American Cancer Society should cut me a check for doing their job for them. I don't even feel guilty about blowing secondhand smoke in their face while they're slobbering a tune on the bonaphone anymore.
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:48 pm
by 420
mvscal wrote:Have you volunteered for their new study on colon cancer yet, mCool?
I'm actually pretty wiped out and drained after that last study in North Carolina.
I heard they're looking right now in Kansas City for the the study you're talking about since the talent pool is so high.
They're also hiring
beaners now in the midwest for the job/research, since the native populas is so hard to get out of the fast food establishments, and only pull their pants down when the buckets empty...
I actually think the researchers are going to hit the "jackpot" on this one. I bet they find about a 100% success rate finding cancer in the ass in KC.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:00 am
by Dinsdale
Well I see you there with your cheshire grin
I've got a bead on you
Just shake those tailfeathers in my face
And there's no tellin what I'll do
Well lookie here you sweet young thing
The beta-carotine's in my hands
When in doubt, I whip it out
Got me a rock-and-roll band
IT'S A CURE ALL!