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I honestly believe that the only way that we can extricate ourselves from Iraq without ceding the entire region to Iran is to invade Iran and leave it in the same mess that we'd be leaving Iraq in. Kind of like a do-over.

As soon as we get done fucking the infrastructure in Iran and planting the seeds for some kind of factional power struggle, we bail. Of course the entire Middle East would be kind of bent about this, but then we elect a new president shortly after the Iran pullout. New president condemns the invasion of both countries and pledges billions of dollars in reconstruction aid while kissing a bunch of foreign ass for the next four years. All better.

I don't post in this forum a lot, but I think this is the part where you guys shoot holes in this idea and call me names.

Sounds cheaper and easier than the current strategy.

mvscal wrote:

ElvisMonster wrote:I think this is the part where you guys shoot holes in this idea and call me names.

I like it. We don't even have to invade. We can return them to the Stone Age from the air quite easily.

Nah, you have to have boots on the ground. If only to find the non-existent WMDs.

mvscal wrote:Non-existant? The Iranians are quite openly developing nuclear weapons. There is no secret or doubts about that.

You mean like there was no doubt about Saddam's WMDs?

I think the case for invading Iran is already more solid than it ever was for Iraq. And that's just if you take Ahmadinejad at his word.

mvscal wrote:This doesn't have anything to do with Saddam, dumbfuck. We aren't guessing in Iran. The IAEA is over there watching them enrich uranium.

Ah, so we were "guessing" the last time around?

Thanks for the confirmation.

I'm actually just impressed that I came up with a solution that Dins and mvscal could agree upon. That has to count for something. Now if I can get BSmack and Tom in Va on board, I think we'll have something we can work with.

EM In 2008.


That's what I'm talking about. Our first Africian American President is going to have to wait. Or maybe not ....

You speak jive don't you EM ? We can get some FUBU gear and bling and we'll be all set.

I'll be leaving my job at the end of this month to set up your Northern Virginia HQ. When can we expect a visit ?

I knew I was onto something.

ElvisMonster wrote:I knew I was onto something.

Indeed, but I'm going to need you to start "hippin" it up a bit. Have to reach the "Rock the Voters".


It should be,

"Like, I knew was onto somethin', knowhatimsayin'". Or even better "I'm all over 'dat shit yo"


Work on it man. I'm right behind you.

ElvisMonster wrote:I'm actually just impressed that I came up with a solution that Dins and mvscal could agree upon. That has to count for something. Now if I can get BSmack and Tom in Va on board, I think we'll have something we can work with.

Try restoring to a previous day. I think the two of them were more agreeable then.

Mister Bushice wrote:Try restoring to a previous day.

Any port in a storm.