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The annual opportunity to drop $$$ on cards, candy and flowers brought to you by the fine folks here in KC at:





Unwar forgetting, then standing in the card aisle with the other losers at CVS,
then plunking down $5 for a card that bellows out Hank Williams singing "Hey Good Looking" - OK, the card was kinda cool.
Luckily my wife likes Daisy's so I didn't get gouged for the $29.95 dozen roses at the local florist that are regularly $12.

I asked my wife when Men get a holiday where we get presents and booze and shit,
and she told me that was everyday.

I have no idea what she's talking about, but I've found arguing logic like that never gets me very far.

Good point, Scott.
No arguing.

If you win an argument with your wife, you lose.


I know you get that.

spineless, pussy whipped half-man with undescended testicles.

I'm having the sirloin with garlic mashed potatos and steamed vegetables.

Interesting how ...

http://www.google.com pays tribute. Their seasonal image spells "Googe". I wonder if that's "googlespeak" for spooge.

Anyhow, good one mvscal, what'd you get your left hand for V-day ? Chocolate ? You gonna let it melt before you two get busy ?



RACK Mgo, lol'r

mvscal wrote:

Tom In VA wrote:Anyhow, good one mvscal, what'd you get your left hand for V-day ? Chocolate ? You gonna let it melt before you two get busy ?

Typical response from the emasculated. Try acting like a man someday, if you're still able.

Laugh at yourself once in awhile it's good for your health. Have a good night with your woman AlphaCal.

March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

RACK March 14 :D

orcinus wrote:March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

Rack that.. the wife is sitting right here and I told her to put it on the calendar. Wonder if I can get a paid holiday from work for that day?

orcinus wrote:March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

The joys of still being newlyweds. I get that twice a year.

KC Scott wrote:
Unwar forgetting, then standing in the card aisle with the other losers at CVS, then plunking down $5 for a card that bellows out Hank Williams singing "Hey Good Looking" - OK, the card was kinda cool.

Fortunately for me, my OL has always been happy with a kiss on Valentine's Day. She thinks that guys who fork out $$ are suckers.

KC Scott wrote:Luckily my wife likes Daisy's so I didn't get gouged for the $29.95 dozen roses at the local florist that are regularly $12.

Actually, $29.95 isn't bad on 2/14 compared to what I've seen in the past. In CA it was usually $40-$50. Anyway, though my OL thinks roses are pretty, her favorite flowers are carnations thank G0D and GOD. She told me a long time ago when we were first dating that she'd rather have $10 worth of carnations five times a year and be surprised, than have me fork over $50 for roses on 2/14 that will be dead in two weeks or less.

orcinus wrote:March 14 ... mark your calendar.

National Steak and Blowjob day.

Won't that kill the taste of your steak?

OCmike wrote:
Fortunately for me, my OL has always been happy with a kiss on Valentine's Day. She thinks that guys who fork out $$ are suckers.

Just a Kiss.... And you have how many kids?

Rack the Non-Material Girl

KC Scott wrote: Actually, $29.95 isn't bad on 2/14 compared to what I've seen in the past. In CA it was usually $40-$50. Anyway, though my OL thinks roses are pretty, her favorite flowers are carnations thank G0D and GOD. She told me a long time ago when we were first dating that she'd rather have $10 worth of carnations five times a year and be surprised, than have me fork over $50 for roses on 2/14 that will be dead in two weeks or less.

I bought Lynn a Baby Grand a couple years ago, and one time I did bring flowers home she said "I love Roses on my Piano" to which I replied "I'd rather have Tulips on my Organ"

KC Scott wrote: Just a Kiss.... And you have how many kids?

We were one and done. We considered having more, but whenever she gets pregnant, her body declares nuclear war on itself (gestational diabetes, braxton-hicks contractions, back problems, etc). Besides, she had two kids from her previous marriage.

On a related note... When I first started posting with you fuckers, I was a single college student. Now I've been married five years in April and have a 4 y/o son. We've been at this awhile...

Rack the Non-Material Girl

Well, I wouldn't go that far. She's been quite well taken care of in the jewelry dept, including last year when I upgraded her wedding ring to a gorgeous three-stone band on our anniversary.

We just generally don't get each other anything for Valentine's Day or Christmas because we buy each other nice stuff throughout the year.

I bought Lynn a Baby Grand a couple years ago

Nice!

and one time I did bring flowers home she said "I love Roses on my Piano" to which I replied "I'd rather have Tulips on my Organ"

A rimshot joke, but one that's always gotten a chuckle out of me.

Mace wrote: What can I say....I'm married to one mean bitch.

My wife would be mean too if I cheated on her with some sow.

Or was it an emu?

War Wagon wrote:
Or was it an emu?

No, that was me. And it was only one time and I absolutely hated it.

OCmike wrote:
On a related note... When I first started posting with you fuckers, I was a single college student. Now I've been married five years in April and have a 4 y/o son. We've been at this awhile...

Rack

Hell, I remember when you had hair and still wrangling Emu's
It's been longer than 5 years here. I think Rome came on in KC in 99 and started posting to SC3 within a few months after that.

War us LTs