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This is mental.

Surely it wouldn't harm the Air Force to drop a few crates of unwanted Spuds McKenzie t-shirts on that island.

If jtr showed up on that island with army gear, would he get laid?

he could show up in USMC full dress blues and a handful of 50s. And he still wouldn't get anything more than a handshake.

Christian youth worker wrote: "Those people are holding on to a dream that will never come true"

About 20% of Tanna's population of 30,000 follow the teachings of one of the world's last remaining cargo cults.

Other islanders can barely disguise their contempt for it.

A Christian youth worker told me how he thought the cult was childish. "It's like a baby playing games," he insisted. "Those people are holding on to a dream that will never come true," he said.

lol!

Isn't there another one that has constructed an airstrip and air tower out of bamboo?

And did I read that here?

I plan to to visit Australia someday...and have now added this stop to the itinerary.

I'm rolling in with seabag duffels full of army surplus. I shall bear witness that I am the son of John Frum and I have returned in his place to tell all believers to keep the faith. I shall also bear testimony that these holy surplus items are but a taste of the bounty that shall come. They will also know that if they were to shower me with young and beautiful women for my carnal pleasure....the bounty they reap will increase by a factor of a thousand.

"It has been said...now let it be done or I shall lay John Frum's wrath upon you!"

And six months later, they'd all be 300lb, shouting "TALK TO HAND! SCOREBOARD ON BITCH!" and blowing each other's heads off with coconut launchers.

Please reconsider, H4e.

^^^:lol:

How about signing them up for Iraq duty? Tell them, "hey, John's over in Baghdad waitin' for you guys, c'mon!" Show them the numbers on contracting munificence and offer them a medal...


Sorry we slaughtered your sons, boys,
sorry we slaughtered your sons,
have a stick of our gum, boys,
have a stick of our bubble-gum!
We own half the world, oh say can't you see,
the name of our profit is democracy,
and like it or not you're going to be free...
cuz we're the cops of the world, boys,
we're the cops of the world.

I'll bet you look forward to the moment when you can let the air out of the bounce house at kids parties and shout "Shows over, go home, brats!"

You are a defcon 5 buzz kill.

Nick Frisco is a coward. Plain and simple. He projects his insecurities on a smack forum group of posters. That's fine in itself, but he's been sending threatening PM's when getting his tard world "turned out."

In my 7 years on the boards, I don't remember some bitch stomping like a child nor threatening me like this piece of shit has been doing.

Wanna kick my ass Frisco? Give it a try bitch. Cowards talk big but never deliver. Here's an idea since you are on the fringe. Why not leave this country you hate and make it on your own? How about buying an island living there with your own rules?

Just leave this country you hate so much. You are a worthless pile of shit and have no idea how good your bitch ass has it. A few of you freaks are just worthless cowards that just can't be taken seriously.

If you don't like it, go out and do something productive to make a change. Bitching about Bush and world politics to the point you have to send threatening PM's tells me you are worthless and a coward in real life.

Dissent is fine, but you've crossed that line haven't you?

You all missed that 'what's that other backward island that worships the USA and imitates it with hilarious consequenses?' opportunity.

I'm embarrassed for all of us.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:How about signing them up for Iraq duty? Tell them, "hey, John's over in Baghdad waitin' for you guys, c'mon!" Show them the numbers on contracting munificence and offer them a medal...


Sorry we slaughtered your sons, boys,
sorry we slaughtered your sons,
have a stick of our gum, boys,
have a stick of our bubble-gum!
We own half the world, oh say can't you see,
the name of our profit is democracy,
and like it or not you're going to be free...
cuz we're the cops of the world, boys,
we're the cops of the world.

If America's not the policeman of the world, then why is it that whenever something goes wrong in the world, we end up getting the 911 call? (No pun intended.)

Nishlord wrote:You all missed that 'what's that other backward island that worships the USA and imitates it with hilarious consequenses?' opportunity.

I'm embarrassed for all of us.

Nish, you're one heartbeat away from King Tampon the Bestialist and his lovely wife Dobbin. (And imagine my sheer pleasure at the fact that Dobbin just got a hysterectomy, removing whatever residual possibility there was that she'd ever be in foal to Tampon. I really, really didn't need to see what those kids looked like.) You're one confidence motion away from electing a...I believe you call it a minge...as PM. The only question is whether the minge will be named Gordon Brown or David Cameron. You should be embarrassed.

It's pretty much a toss up between GBR and Japan. I think the japs look slightly more hilarious though.

Atomic Punk wrote:Nick Frisco is a coward. Plain and simple. He projects his insecurities on a smack forum group of posters. That's fine in itself, but he's been sending threatening PM's when getting his tard world "turned out."

In my 7 years on the boards, I don't remember some bitch stomping like a child nor threatening me like this piece of shit has been doing.

Wanna kick my ass Frisco? Give it a try bitch. Cowards talk big but never deliver. Here's an idea since you are on the fringe. Why not leave this country you hate and make it on your own? How about buying an island living there with your own rules?

Just leave this country you hate so much. You are a worthless pile of shit and have no idea how good your bitch ass has it. A few of you freaks are just worthless cowards that just can't be taken seriously.

If you don't like it, go out and do something productive to make a change. Bitching about Bush and world politics to the point you have to send threatening PM's tells me you are worthless and a coward in real life.

Dissent is fine, but you've crossed that line haven't you?

Its just a message board.



rack mvscal

Bizzarofelice wrote: Its just a message board.

I've passed that along several times to the dude that takes this shit seriously. The PM's have finally stopped.

Rich Fader wrote:

Nishlord wrote:You all missed that 'what's that other backward island that worships the USA and imitates it with hilarious consequenses?' opportunity.

I'm embarrassed for all of us.

Nish, you're one heartbeat away from King Tampon the Bestialist and his lovely wife Dobbin. (And imagine my sheer pleasure at the fact that Dobbin just got a hysterectomy, removing whatever residual possibility there was that she'd ever be in foal to Tampon. I really, really didn't need to see what those kids looked like.) You're one confidence motion away from electing a...I believe you call it a minge...as PM. The only question is whether the minge will be named Gordon Brown or David Cameron. You should be embarrassed.

Sorry. Too late. Missed the chance for hefty SB.

Gee, A-punk is melting like a cum-sandwich in the county jail. Why are we not surprised? What a pathetic little creep. Here's his blistering reply to my telling him to stop pissing on my threads--"STFU you pussy." Oooooo, that's some smack, people.

I think the juanty freeloading islanders would look good in ninety pounds of useless body armour--looking around with a terrified glance...."What am I doing here!"...

http://www.flurl.com/item/falstees_u_204170

Frum the frying pan into the fire, eh?

You PMed AP to ask him to stop pissing in your shitty threads? What a sopping wet twat you are.

No Frisco, you want me to post your PM's? I told you to keep it on the boards and not to PM me anymore. PM's are for personal deals and/or where you might buy some BBQ sauce, get a recommendation for a cool local drinking spot, etc.

Then you call ME a bitch in a PM, because I don't want to deal with a tard such as yourself in a PM? Keep it on the board so everyone can see what a total piece of shit you are. That's all I was trying to say you fucked up loser.

Punk, allz I'm sayin' is don't drop twenty-inch long zzzzzzzzz or whatever on my threads--or any other, really. That's a comment to be delivered directly in a PM, no? 'Scuse me, but I use the board for REAL takes. So now shut up.

That thread ended up in TROTS, not because of me pissing on your shitty thread. The thing about you is you REALLY believe the shit you type. I thought you were just a shit troll like the numerous Canatards.

Notice I've only pissed in that one of your hundreds of anti-American and anti-Semetic threads? Then you go to PM's when you fucked up.

Take it like a man you internet piece of shit. When I fuck up, I admit to it. You seem to think everything you say has merit when it clearly doesn't.

I don't post on .net anymore because of the tiresome Womanimal that can't STFU on ANY subject. You are almost as bad but at least keep to anti-American and anti-Semite threads. Who knows? ebbe you can expand your tardness to new lows like that cunt.

Sounds like some girl really got in your dome and gave you a beating you'll never forget.