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With all the Death & Head shaving in the news
It's time for something happy!



I got engaged!!!



I'm not a diamond solitaire kind of girl boring
I much prefer a ring with a little colour, so my Honeybunny bowed to my wishes & got me the most gorgeous Amethyst & diamond ring
Amethyst being my birth stone.


No immediate plans to get married as we would rather spend the money on a second storey extension for the house
than blowing it on a big wedding.
I'm more an invite people over for a barbie & go "surprise we are getting married" kind of girl.

how many places did you post this ?

Just 2
A girl doesn't get engaged to the love of her life every day you know! :p

Congrats, missjo, and best wishes to you and the future mrjo.

my condolences to the prospective groom.

Congratulations, missjo. That's a pretty cool ring.

You have extremely puggy fingers... still pushing 250 lbs are ya? Eat a carrot, missho.

smackaholic wrote:my condolences to the prospective groom.

RACK!!

That ring came from one of those gumball ring machine things in the grocery store.

Congrats.

screw you for destroying a perfectly happy single guy with your feminine wiles.

missjo wrote:With all the Death & Head shaving

Oh, but Brittany going all Sinead is just flat out hilarious.

Outstanding News!

Much love from Clan J and Best Wishes to both of you.

I'll drink a shot of MM tonight in honor of your engagement.
Cheers!

That's great, Miss Jo.

Listen...I know that you have always secretly wished to feel the sensation of gallons of my warm ejaculate on your massive, sloppy tits, but let's face it, it probably isn't going to happen because (1) you're a pig, and (2) it seems a wee bit inapproriate given your committment to a single slab for the rest of your life, shortened as it will inevitably be by atherosclerosis. I can, however, make your wish come (get it?) true without compromising your vow to dude or my general aversion to dropping loads on fat chicks. It's pretty windy here, so tonight, in your honor, I'll stand on my west-facing deck and fire a few ropes off into the sky at sunset. Expect that they will travel far, but truth be told, they may not quite make it to Australia. In the event that they do not, you can still have your moment of romantic closure, Jo. The next time a dollop of sour cream falls out of the end of your burrito, a colleague with a mouthful of yogurt sneezes in your face, someone steps on a packet of mayonnaise, or a pigeon shits on your head, think of me.



Good luck. Kegel frequently.

I am hoping that you at least gave your horse....errrr... donkey....errr....husband to be... a blow job for his effort in doing something really stupid.

Will you now post a picture of your snatch ??

C'mon fellas, the institution of marriage is a holy bond before Man and G0d..
You stupid fucks may have soiled your vows, but give props to Miss Jo.

Besides she has a killer left-cross.

Hey Jo...congratulations. Hope you get the full Kath Day treatment, without the hospitalisation.

Go with it...

Nothing hair lipped, or mullet like about my hot hunk of man





Thanks for all the good wishes though.

jo, I'll bet you can hear the photoshop programs booting up all the way from down under.

this ought to be good. hope none of my morning java ends up on the screen.

btw, tell him to shave that little island of forehead hair. it looks gax. I got one too, just a little further back.

missjo wrote:

Dude looks like the next pyscho to be fucking with Nic Cage in whatever Bruckheimer picture is coming out next.

And RACK Mo.

missjo wrote:

Nothing hair lipped, or mullet like about my hot hunk of man

Thanks for all the good wishes though.

I wish you nothing but happiness with your Phil Collins impersonator errr fiance.

RACK that guy.

He makes me feel good about my hairline. My tuft is in much better shape that that.


And if he's ready to consumate the deal...he's a monument to either intestinal fortitude, or is able to drink at the clip that Australians are known for.

Beyond 50 here, and a full head of just about shoulder-length hair. Hasn’t even begun to thin yet. Must suck to be follicly-challenged.

I'll take "follicly-challenged" over "fat fuck" any day of the week, and twice on sunday.

Goober McTuber wrote:Beyond 50 here, and a full head of just about shoulder-length hair.

But only in the back, right?

I know how you U&M types roll.


Business in the front, and party in the back, baby!

So, Goobs -- is it a full-on 90/10, or is it just the run-of-the-mill, watered down 80/20?


Dare to be different, buddy. Fuck all those naysayers that say the Achey-Breaky-Big-Mistakey went out with Bush 41.


I'll bet that Canadian Passport looks good with the protruding gut, too...they call that "Midwest Style."

Goober McTuber wrote:Beyond 50 here, and a full head of just about shoulder-length hair.

Must go really well with your ankle-length knuckles.

over 50 w/shoulder length hair?

I think the experts call that a 'skullet'

Congratulations Jo.

Now, can you get your Ozzie health insurance to pay for IVF?

Dinsdale wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Beyond 50 here, and a full head of just about shoulder-length hair.

Dinsdale wrote:But only in the back, right?

I know how you U&M types roll.

Well, apparently you don’t. It’s also a bit long on the sides and in the front.

Dinsdale wrote:Business in the front, and party in the back, baby!

Are we discussing my hair or your sordid sex life?

Dinsdale wrote:So, Goobs -- is it a full-on 90/10, or is it just the run-of-the-mill, watered down 80/20?

Dare to be different, buddy. Fuck all those naysayers that say the Achey-Breaky-Big-Mistakey went out with Bush 41.

Not sure what the numbers mean, but if you’re talking about a mullet, no. Never.

Dinsdale wrote:I'll bet that Canadian Passport looks good with the protruding gut, too...they call that "Midwest Style."

No protruding gut. Not just yet, anyway. What’s a Canadian Passport? Is that one of those trendy terms that hasn’t made it to the Midwest yet?

Dinsdale wrote:I'll take "follicly-challenged" over "fat fuck" any day of the week, and twice on sunday.

I’m not a fat fuck either, 5’11” and 180 lbs. 8% body fat, all of it from the neck up. And even if I ever do get a little overweight, I could lose the extra pounds. You’ll never grow any more hair, Baldy, just less and less.

Dog abuser

Mo needs to post way more and read much less

missjo,
Three things....Buy Low, Sell High, Marry Bread...from the looks of the ring(K-Mart or other fine brand) maybe you should go for two outa three..no offense intended, of course. Suerte!

R-Jack wrote:Who in the fuck gets a toe ring when they get engaged?

A broad fat enough to have hands like that.










Next question.

missjo wrote:

Why the fuck do skeletor ass 55 lb. motherfuckers always dial in the fattest fucking bisons possible?


Congrats on suckering this Rogaine poster child into Crisco lubing a ring on that cheese filled sausage link you call a finger.

The only thing shocking here is that a nog didnt snap up this Snickers hoarding slunt first.

That's a RACK for RJ.

Raydah James wrote:

missjo wrote:

Why the fuck do skeletor ass 55 lb. motherfuckers always dial in the fattest fucking bisons possible?


Congrats on suckering this Rogaine poster child into Crisco lubing a ring on that cheese filled sausage link you call a finger.

The only thing shocking here is that a nog didnt snap up this Snickers hoarding slunt first.

The sad thing is that that bloke there is actually man enough to be confident about his hair loss, as opposed to pathetic wankstains like you who are forced to recreate the poster to There's Something About Mary on a daily basis.

James...I'd call you a cunt, but cunts have a decent crop of hair around them.

Euro scores the hat trick, and all TIB said "amen".