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I always enjoy a slap shot reset

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:43 pm
by Mr T
USC goalie ejected, ticketed after horsing around

NORTH LOGAN, Utah -- A University of Southern California hockey goalie put on a show, but it had nothing to do with stopping shots.


Mickey Meyer rode his stick like a horse, dropped his bulky pants, mooned the crowd and slapped his buttocks during a game against BYU, police said.


He was ejected and ticketed for lewdness, a misdemeanor, after an officer who was working security at the rink said he witnessed the scene Saturday.


"I had my fill of these refs," Meyer said on an Internet broadcast of the game, according to The Herald-Journal of Logan.


It will be up to prosecutors whether to pursue a case against him.


"This is a small town," North Park police Sgt. John Italasano said. "This was a college team playing and hockey's a wild game. Sometimes things get out of hand."


Meyer's antics occurred while play was stopped and referees were trying to sort out penalties in the third period at Eccles Ice Center.


The junior from Clinton, N.Y., was "riding his hockey stick like a horse and slapping his butt," North Park Officer Mike Stauffer said in a report.


After pulling down his pants, Meyer slapped his bare bottom several times, Stauffer said.


Rink manager Floyd Naegle was unhappy.


"We don't treat this as a funny incident," he said Tuesday. "We're a family oriented business. It's a one-time incident and we try to do what we can to protect ourselves."


The Trojans lost the game, 6-4. USC coach Mark Wilbur did not immediately return a phone call or e-mail seeking comment Tuesday.


Prosecutor Scott Wyatt laughed when told about the incident Tuesday at the state Capitol, where he is a member of the Utah House. He declined to say whether he would press charges. The maximum penalty is six months in jail.


"Well, that's my call, but I haven't seen anything" from police, Wyatt said.



Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press
Slap shot meets happy gilmore. I love it.

My favorite quote:
North Park police Sgt. John Italasano said. "This was a college team playing and hockey's a wild game. Sometimes things get out of hand."

What part of a hockey game makes you go "damn, this would be a good time to drop my pants, slap my ass, and ride this stick like a horse"?

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:55 pm
by Rich Fader
I thought that very thing when I first read about it, aside from the Happy Gilmore thing (never saw it). Well, that and that it probably didn't go over all that well on the road in Mormon country.

Even so, that still had to be less disturbing than Michael Ontkean stripping down to his jock and skates in the original flick. Don't think that grotesquerie isn't seared into my dome for life.

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:20 am
by smackaholic
If he'd of taken out the organ dude with a slapshot, I'd nominate him for president.

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:02 am
by KC Scott
What the fuck is up with USC having a hockey team?

Where's teh Med's Frozen 4 forecast and breakdown of the Trojans nuetral zone trap?

Shit ......... we're slippin' here people

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:25 pm
by Cuda
If a guy said he wanted to fuck Ellen Degeneres, would that make him a fag?


errr.... a friend wants to know

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:28 pm
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote:What the fuck is up with USC having a hockey team?

Where's teh Med's Frozen 4 forecast and breakdown of the Trojans nuetral zone trap?

Shit ......... we're slippin' here people
it's a club team you fucking idiot.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:55 pm
by KC Scott
Screw_Michigan wrote:
KC Scott wrote:What the fuck is up with USC having a hockey team?

Where's teh Med's Frozen 4 forecast and breakdown of the Trojans nuetral zone trap?

Shit ......... we're slippin' here people
it's a club team you fucking idiot.

/sacrasm

Tell me you knew

Re: I always enjoy a slap shot reset

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:04 pm
by BSmack
Mr T wrote:The junior from Clinton, N.Y., was "riding his hockey stick like a horse and slapping his butt," North Park Officer Mike Stauffer said in a report.
I wonder if that boy from CNY!@#%!
Had had a little Beast Light !&@^#
Before the game!?!
Crazy Times!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:17 pm
by Cicatrix
Rich Fader wrote: aside from the Happy Gilmore thing (never saw it).
Get your cinematically deprived arse to a Blockbuster and rent that flick up ASAP.

I expect a 200 word report on it in the the morning.

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:04 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
KC Scott wrote:What the fuck is up with USC having a hockey team?
USC should drop basketball and elevate hockey to Division I.

Sin,

SoCalTrjn