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We recently purchased a '86 toyota sunrader and plan on doing a 3 week road trip this summer. This little rig will be kinda cozy for 4, but, it will get atleast double the mileage of a regular sized A or C class rig.

We'll leave somewhere in the middle of july. Probably drive straight through to mall of america. No, I don't want to see that fukkin' place, but, the OL and kids do. I tried the "it's just a fuggin' mall" rationale for skipping that place, but, it didn't work too good.

While in this area, I'll have to find the long lost fester and have a hamm's with him and dump my black water tank in his driveway.

Then we'll head out for the black hills and mt rushmore. Y'know, I'll bet there ain't more than half a dozen brothas in the entire fukkin' black hills. Go figure.

From there the plan gets a little fuzzy. We may head for jellystone or maybe glacier national park. Prolly ought to hit glacier [blame bush]as it will be gone by next year[/blame bush]. Then we were planning on a few days in the U&L, but, it's looking like that might not fit in the 3 week schedule. Actually, I'm just afraid that I will run into dins where he will perform a through the legs, 720 windmill, reverse jam in my face and then he'd bang my wife and or 15 year old daughter. Another thing is, no fukkin' way I'm bringing my 8 year old son into the same time zone as Diego.

We'll prolly just work our way south through Utah and try to find out what happened to peehole. At this point, it will be hard to avoid the urge to make a 400 hunnit mile detour to piss in mikey's hot tub, but, it will probably have to wait till next road trip.

Eventually we'll get to the Grand Canyon. By this time, the RV's tanks should need emptying again. I will do so into the colorado river.

How's my shit taste, socals?

For the return east we'll probably take a more southerly route across New Meheeeco taking great care to not visit annie, through teehas, R-kansas, tennesse, stop for a day or two at my sister's place in Charlotte. Then head for home with a possible stop in DC, time permitting.

Any of you fukkers RVers?

Any tips on places to visit, stuff to bring. I plan on picking up a GPS. I'm not sure if I should go with a self contained unit or maybe get a small hand held one that can be plugged into the laptop for maps and stuff. Any info on these would be appreciated.

smackaholic wrote:teehas, R-kansas, tennesse, Charlotte.

Sounds like mtool's monthly "work" itinerary, after which he's lavishly rewarded with a trunk full of unsold chimes, and a few promised minutes of internet access time from Thor, his laptop-carrying, ren faire traveling sales partner.

I don't get a guy from the center of the hippie universe traveling to texarkahoma to try to peddle wind chimes.

Probably because the chimewise nocal hippies are hip to his substandard wares.

hey douchebag, where you at again? I wouldn't mind stopping by just to rip that pink shirt and pukka off your sorry ass as a trip souvenire(sp).

Shitter's full, Clark.

I think those big ass RV's should pay double for gas--
nothing beats getting behind one when driving over a
10,000 foot mountain pass !!
May you get a flat tire there--on the outside of the mountain !!

if your going to arkansas, ya might as well go to branson. its a rv'ers paradise.


or stop by Bronson.

Buying an RV...to tour the Midwest...

Fucking priceless.

smackaholic wrote: Any of you fukkers RVers?

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Hell yeah. I tow my rig all over Texas. Usually go about once a monce at least and a couple of week long trips in the summer. Got me a Jayco 31BHS towed behind a Ford Excursion Limited with a 6.8 liter V10 and a 3.73 rear end. Best money ever spent. Good luck on your trip.

smackaholic wrote:We recently purchased a '86 toyota sunrader

Bwhahahaha!

smackaholic wrote:We'll leave somewhere in the middle of july. Probably drive straight through to mall of america.

Stop it!

smackaholic wrote:Then we'll head out for the black hills and mt rushmore. Y'know, I'll bet there ain't more than half a dozen brothas in the entire fukkin' black hills. Go figure.

Ok, was this suppose to be funny? Or is it your way of coming out... and saying we may have another Index on the board?

smackaholic wrote:Eventually we'll get to the Grand Canyon. By this time, the RV's tanks should need emptying again. I will do so into the colorado river.

Clem, I'm hoping this was another attempt at trying to be funny.

If not, it sure as hell is going to get funny for everyone except you!

Actually, I think you were trying to be serious... and now I really cant stop laughing!!!

smackaholic wrote:Any of you fukkers RVers?

Yeah, but I cant stop laughing!!!

What was the question?

smackaholic wrote:Any tips on places to visit, stuff to bring. I plan on picking up a GPS.

Ok, I cant take it anymore!!! I think I just cracked a rib!!!

If you come out of New Mexico travelling east on I40 I would recommend a stop at Palo Duro Canyon State Park in Amarillo. Second largest canyon in the US and it is beautiful. It does get a tad warm in the summer, but West Texas nights can get pleasant after the sun goes down. While you are Amarillo there is a privately run amusement park, the old Route 66 area in town, and you could always go check out the Cadillac Ranch.

420 wrote:

smackaholic wrote:We recently purchased a '86 toyota sunrader

Bwhahahaha!

smackaholic wrote:We'll leave somewhere in the middle of july. Probably drive straight through to mall of america.

Stop it!

smackaholic wrote:Then we'll head out for the black hills and mt rushmore. Y'know, I'll bet there ain't more than half a dozen brothas in the entire fukkin' black hills. Go figure.

Ok, was this suppose to be funny? Or is it your way of coming out... and saying we may have another Index on the board?

smackaholic wrote:Eventually we'll get to the Grand Canyon. By this time, the RV's tanks should need emptying again. I will do so into the colorado river.

Clem, I'm hoping this was another attempt at trying to be funny.

If not, it sure as hell is going to get funny for everyone except you!

Actually, I think you were trying to be serious... and now I really cant stop laughing!!!

smackaholic wrote:Any of you fukkers RVers?

Yeah, but I cant stop laughing!!!

What was the question?

smackaholic wrote:Any tips on places to visit, stuff to bring. I plan on picking up a GPS.

Ok, I cant take it anymore!!! I think I just cracked a rib!!!

chimey, put down the bong. you've had enough.

2:30 in the morning and you're hanging out in this place?

Loser!!! :)

I was sleeping, and, well, just couldn't anymore.

Hey, is that buddy of your's still interested in my FJ. I been thinking of downsizing to a dual purpose of some type, probably a klr. lot lighter, easier to tow behind the RV.

Ohh, come now. You know dins is balls deep in some hot 32 year old divorced dental hygenist as we speak?

Don't believe me, just ask him.

Dinsdale wrote:Buying an RV...to tour the Midwest...

Fucking priceless.

My parents just bought one and they are trekking out West for the first time this Spring.

Yeah, bring that new-fangled RV thing out west....

campinfool wrote:Palo Duro Canyon

You call that a canyon? P'shaw.

Sin,

Dinsdale wrote:

campinfool wrote:Palo Duro Canyon

You call that a canyon? P'shaw.

Sin,

Please leave Cindersnatch out of this, even disquised we know what it is.

Dinsdale wrote:You call that a canyon? P'shaw.

Sin,

Canyon? That's not a canyon. This is a canyon!

Sin,

The Seer wrote:Yeah, bring that new-fangled RV thing out west....

I've seen that pic before. That is quite possibly the most kick ass RV ever made. Imagine the stares you get pulling into the local KOA. No, not KYOA.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:You call that a canyon? P'shaw.

Sin,

Canyon? That's not a canyon. This is a canyon!

Sin,

Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Stupid fuckin' Americans, think the world revolves around them...

You want a fuckin' Canyon??? I'll give you a fuckin' Canyon!

Try Copper Canyon in Mexico, which is one of 6 main gorges that compose the Sierra Tarahumara, a maze of deep, rugged arroyos that dwarfs the Grand Canyon.














Copper Canyon is four times larger and 2000 feet deeper than the Grand Canyon.



Now, that's a fucking Canyon!


420 the World Travler is here to help out every stupid fucking American...

e wrote:if you're trying to brag about the deepest canyon you've never been to, try colca canyon in peru, numbnuts.

You see, when 420 posts about a place... he's been there.

You on the other hand... think Cancun and Cabo, is the real Mexico. There's a big fucking difference my midwest friend.

e wrote:where did i say cabo was the "real mexico?"

and i highly doubt you've been to half the places you say you have.

That's great.

Let me know if you need to know anything about Mexico. I've only driven the length of the country (states to central america) and back by car... multiple times.

Psssst! I use to winter there between shows for 4 to 6 months.

What are these other places... you doubt 420's been too?

Damn M2ooL, that was quite the (over)reaction. Do you suffer from canyon envy? Do you hate America?

And while Copper Canyon is impressive, it ain't on this list:

The Seven Natural Wonders of the World--

* Mount Everest
* The Great Barrier Reef
* The Grand Canyon
* Victoria Falls
* The Harbor of Rio de Janeiro
* Paricutin Volcano
* The Northern Lights

Nature bode beeyatch!!

Toddowen wrote:Why don't you travel to someplace in the world where your help is appreciated and stay there?

I'll grab the shovel.

smackaholic wrote: Then we'll head out for the black hills and mt rushmore. Y'know, I'll bet there ain't more than half a dozen brothas in the entire fukkin' black hills. Go figure.

From there the plan gets a little fuzzy. We may head for jellystone or maybe glacier national park. Prolly ought to hit glacier [blame bush]as it will be gone by next year[/blame bush]. Then we were planning on a few days in the U&L, but, it's looking like that might not fit in the 3 week schedule.

We'll prolly just work our way south through Utah and try to find out what happened to peehole. At this point, it will be hard to avoid the urge to make a 400 hunnit mile detour to piss in mikey's hot tub, but, it will probably have to wait till next road trip.

Eventually we'll get to the Grand Canyon.

For the return east we'll probably take a more southerly route across New Meheeeco taking great care to not visit annie, through teehas, R-kansas, tennesse, stop for a day or two at my sister's place in Charlotte. Then head for home with a possible stop in DC, time permitting.

And you're going to try doing this whirlwind tour of the entire country in 3 weeks? Dude, you'd need 3 months, minimum, to properly visit all that... unless your idea of vacationing is simply driving thru and picking up a post card at the gift shop.

Anyways, allow yourself plenty of time in the Black Hills area and the Badlands. Mt. Rushmore gets all the publicity, but those two places are way cool. If you do decide to head to Yellowstone next, take a short side trip and check out Devils Tower. It's worth it. You'll need at least 3 days to see all the stuff worth seeing in Yellowstone. Bring warm clothes. Even in July it gets cold up there.

One place not listed on your itineray that's simply a must see for any serious tourist is Rocky Mountain National Park in Colorado. Simply beautiful.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Toddowen wrote:Why don't you travel to someplace in the world where your help is appreciated and stay there?

I'll grab the shovel.

I've got the duct tape.

Mister Bushice wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Toddowen wrote:Why don't you travel to someplace in the world where your help is appreciated and stay there?

I'll grab the shovel.

I've got the duct tape.

I'm sensing jealousy... amongst the tards.

I can't blame them... they still have to work for a living.


Pssst!!! Work smarter... not harder.

Oh, who am I kidding... I'm dealing with the tards. The best they have to look forward ta is a 401k.

Toddowen wrote:dinsdale is dreaming...perhaps of his own mom.

I-R-O-N-Y.